!![[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers Animated TV series]]
[[AC: Season One]]
* HilariousInHindsight: From "Fire on the Mountain":
--> '''Ironhide:''' "Brawn, ol' buddy, this is what separates the Autobots from the robot chickens!"
--> '''Brawn:''' "Ain't no one callin' '''ME''' a RobotChicken!"
* In Part 3 of "The Ultimate Doom", Brawn, Bumblebee, Spike and Sparkplug are running through an installation on Cybertron trying to get to the surface. Brawn shouts, "I'll get the door!" He then proceeds to run '''through''' it.
** Followed by this, after the Autobots and humans reach Skyfire:
-->'''Shockwave:''' "You cannot get out!"\\
''[Shockwave unleashes a massive blast, but blows a hole in the wall instead of Skyfire]''\\
'''Skyfire:''' "I can ''now''!"
* In "Countdown to Extinction", Megatron, Skywarp and Rumble (or [[PaletteSwap Frenzy]]) exit a cave they've hidden the elements to their latest plan in. Optimus manages to blindside Megatron, uppercutting him up onto a cliff face.
-->'''Megatron''': Here, have a ''ton of fun!'' [He tosses a boulder at Optimus]
-->[Optimus dodges out of the way as it hits Frenzy (Or Rumble). Prime chuckles heartily.]
-->'''Optimus Prime''': Your aim's improving, Megatron!

[[AC: Season Two]]
* "Changing Gears" has cranky Gears becoming friendly in a passive-aggressive way after one of his chips was taken out.
--> '''Gears''': "I should be very angry at you Megatron. You are an evil son of a retrorat, but for some reason, I just can't get too upset."
--> '''Gears''': "How can I help you, Megatron, heh heh, you rotten hunk of scrap?"
** Then there's Ironhide's reaction on seeing said cheerful Gears.
---> "What did you do to Gears, you monster? You turned him...nice!"
* The Decepticons get their just deserts in "The Immobilizer".
--->'''Megatron:''' The most important thing is that I get what I deserve! And I always do.\\
''[the water beneath the Decepticons returns to normal, causing them to fall into it and be washed away by the river]''\\
'''Trailbreaker:''' You deserve that alright, Mega-jerk! Rust in peace!\\
''[The Autobots laugh]''
* In ''The Autobot Run'', Skywarp has just frozen the Autobots in their Automobile Forms with a weapon called the Transfixatron, and the Autobots have just found that out:
--> '''Sunstreaker:''' I can't.... change back... into my normal handsome self!
--> '''Megatron: (Flies in to rub salt in the wounds)''' It seems you Autobots have a slight ''"identity problem?"'' Huhuhahahahaha!!
* From "The Master Builders", Spike teaches Optimus how to play basketball.
--> "Spike, compute quickly!"
--> (Optimus throws the ball at Spike, knocking the human over.)
* The drunken Decepticon scene in "Microbots":
-->'''Megatron:''' "Decepticons: a toast. To the imminent destruction of the accursed Autobots!"\\
''(The Decepticons begin drinking Energon)''\\
'''Starscream:''' "Energy! We won't need to conserve it after tomorrow. We can bleed this planet dry!"\\
'''Rumble:''' ''[hiccups]'' "Boy, these are good. ''[hiccups]'' I needed to refuel. Energy!"\\
'''Megatron:''' "Energy! Energy!"\\
'''Thundercracker:''' "Hey! This stuff's the greatest! ''[passes out]''"\\
'''Megatron:''' "Ah, those were the good ol' days, back on Cybertron...Didn't have to...sneak around in these...ugly Earth disguises."\\
''(Powerglide arrives)''\\
'''Powerglide:''' "Time to cut the jets and glide. ... What in the world?"\\
'''Megatron:''' "Good ol' Cybertron! Land... of the metal moon!"
** Heck, even '''Laserbeak''' of all characters is so '''smashed''' he barrel rolls into the ground when trying to pursue Powerglide.
* In "Megatron's Master Plan", a kid idiotically asks Laserbeak, "Laserbeak wanna cracker?" Laserbeak doesn't say anything, but his reaction is a look with an eye flash which could be interpreted as anything from giving the moron an epic DeathGlare to going "Mmm... crackers!".
* Of all of the ''numerous'' scale errors in the entire series, Hoist ''driving'' Huffer in "Make Tracks" may take the cake. Not just because Huffer's toy is tiny compared to Hoist's, but also because they're trying to clear out a New York City traffic jam.
* In "Child's Play," Prime has absolutely ''zero'' patience for Perceptor's {{Expospeak Gag}}s. Twice in a row, when he's trying to explain how he can {{technobabble}} the Autobots back home, Prime cuts him off by simply saying, "Perceptor, just do it."
** And the second time, he says it faster and in a completely flat monotone, as if he's thinking, "I '''just said...'''"
** The Decepticons are being waylaid by the (proportionally) giant cat and fish of the alien boy whose room they materialized in. Optimus's response when it's pointed out the 'Cons are getting mangled? "Good! Now let's get out of here."
** When the Decepticons make it back to Earth, Thrust complains about landing in a swamp. Starscream tells him to be thankful [[TemptingFate they're no longer on a world of green monsters]]... then they get grabbed by alligators and pulled under the water. Starscream screams, "Get this thing off me!"
* "Quest for Survival" had lots of hilarious moments with the Morphobots.
** Starscream shoots one, which reflects the blast and dumps him on his ass.
** The Morphobots recoil at the sound of Blaster's [[AutobotsRockOut rock music]], clearing a path for the Autobots to rescue a downed Cosmos:
---> '''Ironhide''': The Morphobots are totally repulsed by Blaster's music!
---> '''Optimus Prime''': Who says plants aren't intelligent?
** During the climactic battle Megatron gets thrown around by a Morphobot, and finally the Insecticon army [[spoiler:getting annihilated by the Morphobots]].
* In "Sea Change", using a magical metamorphic spring, a cute alien mermaid tricks Rumble into becoming a tree.
* In "Triple Takeover", after Blitzwing and Astrotrain have taken over the Decepticons, there's this classic exchange between Megatron and Starscream, who are trapped in an AbsurdlySpaciousSewer:
--> '''Megatron:''' You're either lying, or you're stupid!
--> '''Starscream: (Crying)''' I'm stupid! I'm stuuuupiiiid!"
** In the beginning, Starscream, Blitzwing, and Astrotrain carve their faces along with Megatron's into the side of a mountain RushmoreRefacement style. Then, they destroy Megatron's face.
** Blitzwing mistakes a football coach for a military officer and drafts him as his advisor. When the coach suggests Blitzwing use a zone defense, the Decepticon contracts the Constructicons to build a maze around the stadium. And it works.
** Astrotrain brings a bunch of trains to life as his "Astroforce". He leaves them alone for a few minutes and they've somehow derailed themselves and gotten tangled in a knot. Then one charges and breaks a water main that ends up flooding the city.
** When the MeleeATrois between Megatron, Starscream, Devastator, Blitzwing and Astrotrain finally occurs there are two different dialogues.
*** Thundercracker, Ramjet and Thrust have a pool:
----> '''Thundercracker''': I say Megatron will prevail!
----> '''Thrust''': Three energon cubes say you're wrong!
----> '''Thundercracker''': Make it four!
----> '''Ramjet''': My money is on Devastator.
*** The Autobots, save Optimus, see this and are amazed.
----> '''Trailbreaker''': Your friends are waiting for you!
----> '''Optimus Prime''': (chuckles) I never get involved in domestic squabbles.
----> '''Ironhide''': I think we'll need a program to follow the players.
* In "Prime Target", Optimus finds himself on the grounds of an EgomaniacHunter who wanted to add his head to his collection. Astrotrain and Blitzwing stumbled upon this and shadowed Optimus. When Optimus bypassed an ObviousTrap, Blitzwing ends up triggering it himself, and Astrotrain has to blast him free of it.
-->'''Optimus Prime:''' "Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies."
** Lord Chumley's butler gives some really good deadpan snarker answers.
-->'''Lord Chumley:''' "Darn those Decepticons! Always ruining my fun!.'''
-->'''Dimsworth:''' Yes, much like the Humane Society I suppose...
* [[TheDitz Astoria Carlton-Ritz]], the titular "The Girl Who Loved Powerglide", provides plenty:
** Spike flirts with her before realizing she has a crush on Powerglide. Annoyed, he mutters, "You know, there's a few things he ''can't'' do..." as he returns to the [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar power drill he was just using.]] Then his drill breaks.
** Astoria [[PityTheKidnapper driving the Deceptions crazy while in their clutches]].
-->'''Astoria''': You got any burgers in this joint?
-->'''Soundwave''': Silence!
-->'''Astoria''': You guys are, like, the worst hosts!
** The Decepticons try to use a mind probe on Astoria to learn her father's formula. We get this gem:
-->'''Soundwave''': Subject's mind ... ''completely empty''. [[note]]The wires had slipped loose.[[/note]]
** Astoria manages to annoy ''Megatron'' to the point he ends up losing his temper and shooting the mind probe with his arm cannon.
** Really, this entire scene, with the Decepticons' massive frustration with Astoria's attitude and her WalkingTechbane tendencies affecting their equipment, is such a CMOF that it's worth how ludicrous the rest of the episode is. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aPTdmjtMRo here]].
** At the end, Astoria realizes she needs something metal to short out the Decepticons' big gizmo. She looks around at the floating platform, ''where every single object in sight is made of metal,'' and declares, "Nothing!" She uses her locket, the McGuffin they've spent the whole episode fighting over, destroying it.
** When the Decepticons' sub-orbital platform is about to crash into their undersea base:
-->'''Rumble''': [[TemptingFate At least we got out of there with our hulls in one piece]].
-->'''Megatron''': And as for the girl and the falling star platform, well, that's ''Powerglide's'' problem!
-->'''Soundwave''': (''raises platform on monitor'') Correction: Problem is ours!
-->'''Megatron''': Energize the force fields!
-->'''Soundwave''': '''What''' force fields!? (''crash'')
** HilariousInHindsight, Astoria appears to have been the inspiration for [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime Miko Nakadai]].

[[AC: Seasons 3 & 4]]
* In "Five Faces of Darkness, Part 3", right after Wheelie shoots a Sweep in the face and he starts falling to his death:
-->'''Sweep''': My guidance system is hit! Galvatron, save meeeEEE!
-->'''Galvatron''': Please [[FaceDeathWithDignity meet your end with dignity]]! [[{{Hypocrite}} I despise whiners!]]
* From "Dark Awakening" - Rodimus Prime, Spike, and company crash-land in front of two Dinobots after being reported dead.
-->'''Arcee:''' Sludge! Snarl! Oh, are we glad to see you!
-->'''Sludge:''' Me Sludge not glad to see ''you''!
-->'''Snarl:''' You all dead! Rarrr!
-->'''Sludge:''' ...Maybe ''we'' dead.
** Later, in the same episode, we get this exchange:
-->'''Optimus Prime:''' "Not a game! ...Matrix makes me too strong!"
-->'''[[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} Hot Rod]]:''' "Now ''there's'' a unique complaint!"
* In "Ghost in the Machine", Starscream's ghost has abandoned Astrotrain after [[DemonicPossession possessing him]] in order to get to Cybertron (and Unicron's floating head). The Autobots shoot him down (thinking he was bringing an assault force) and bring him in for questioning:
-->'''Rodimus Prime:''' "Why did you attack Cybertron all by yourself? Are you stupid or just obedient?"
** Another winner from that episode involves Starscream's ghost, again, this time possessing Scourge...or the half of him holding a gun, anyway.
-->'''Scourge:''' "Give me that blaster!"\\
'''Starscream:''' "No! Get one of your own!"
** Yet ''another'' great line because of the pure HypocriticalHumor involved:
-->'''Galvatron:''' [Believing the Starscream-possessed Scourge has lost his marbles] There is no reasoning with him! Destroy him! He's lost his mind!
** After Starscream steals Trypticon, Thrust, Dirge, Runabout and Runamuck are in Galvatron's throne room to report Scourge and Starscream's rampage on Chaar:
--> '''Galvatron:''' [[TranquilFury First, you two let Scourge and Starscream steal one of Trypticon's eyes. And then you two allowed Astrotrain to be used as their escape vehicle. So Scourge is helping Starscream voluntarily, and you four were unable to stop them. Well, all I can say is...]]'''''[[{{Angrish}} RRRAAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!]]'''''
* "Webworld" is packed to the gills with BlackComedy. Why? Three words: Galvatron. In. Therapy.
-->'''Therapist:''' "Galvatron, don't fight it. Just say whatever comes to mind."\\
'''Galvatron:''' [[CrushKillDestroy "Kill! Smash! Destroy!"]]\\
'''Therapist:''' "Err...yes, go on"\\
'''Galvatron:''' "Rend! Mangle! ''Distort!''"
** Also:
--> '''Galvatron:''' "I hate the Autobots! I hate Cyclonus! And I'm not very fond of YOU, either!"
** There's also the bit when the administrator makes Cyclonus validate all the paperwork.
--> '''Administrator:''' "There, that's your copy."
--> '''Cyclonus:''' "..." *rips receipt*
** Galvatron asks one of the natives where the Autobots are. The creature answers in gibberish, and Galvatron calls him an idiot.
--> '''Galvatron:''' ''[panting in barely restrained rage]'' "Fleshling, I warn you...tell me where to find the Autobots or--"
--> '''Inmate:''' "Mommy!" ''[licks him with an absurdly long tongue]''
--> ''[Just as the Torkuli arrive you can hear Galvatron [[{{Angrish}} screaming in frustration]]]''
** The therapists put Galvatron in Arts and Crafts class, and he somehow makes a gun. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
** How about at the start of the episode after the disastrous fight with the Autobots?
--> '''Cyclonus:''' "This isn't over Autobots!! Do you hear me? This isn't over!!"
--> '''Sweep:''' "You're starting to sound like Galvatron!!"
--> ''[Cue [[ImStandingRightHere Galvatron]] standing up and glaring at him, [[TooDumbToLive the Sweep said that with Galvatron sitting right in front of him]]]''
--> '''Sweep:''' "[[OhCrap N-Not that that's a bad thing haha...]]"
** The bizarre three-headed patient: "[[MadnessMantra I have no head. I have no head. I have no head...]]"
** The end, after Galvatron has [[spoiler: destroyed the planet with the sheer power of his insanity -- and a cannon blast]]:
--> '''Cyclonus:''' "It will take the Torkulons centuries to rebuild."
--> '''Galvatron:''' "Only CENTURIES?!?!" *tosses the administrator aside in disgust*
* Ultra Magnus in "Fight or Flee":
-->"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy." ({{beat}}) "All right, give me the bomb."
* In "Money is Everything", Marissa Faireborn and Dirk Manus make out several times. Each time, the Technobots get confused, even calling it a bizarre Earth ritual.
* A lot of Grimlock's dialogue in "Call of the Primitives".
-->'''The Oracle''': "Only you can save the world now, Grimlock."
-->'''Grimlock''': "Me Grimlock feel important!"

-->'''Grimlock''': [chuckles] "You are creator?"
-->'''Primacron''': "Unfortunately....yes."
-->'''Grimlock''': "Grimlock laugh at little wimp who cause big trouble!"

-->'''Primacron''': We are finished!! I've amplified the energy parameters, minimized the drivormenter, redirected the ion flow! I've tried EVERYTHING!
-->'''Grimlock''': Me Grimlock solve problem! Wuh!
-->[Reaches over and pushes switch]
-->'''Primacron''': Of course, the '''reverse switch'''! Why didn't ''I'' think of that?!

* From "The Rebirth":
--> '''Blurr''': [=HardheadthisisitIknowitIknowitwe'regonnadieIjustknowwe'regonnadie=]''mmphmmphmmph''...!
--> (It's unclear what Hardhead is doing but hilariously it looks like he's kissing Blurr!)

!![[ComicBook/TheTransformers The comic book series]]
* Minutes after Megatron has revealed himself to be NotQuiteDead to Ratchet, Ratchet starts with the [[DeadpanSnarker snarkery]]. When he later asks how he came back to life, Megatron says he has every intention of telling him. Ratchet's response?
--> "[[DeadpanSnarker Surprise, surprise.]]"
* Seconds after Grimlock's resurrection, he tries to rush Megatron. Megatron simply side-steps, and Grimlock falls through a hole in the wall, several stories up.
* Anytime the Autobots try to make sense of human customs; special mention goes to Bluestreak mistaking a kiss for some kind of "energy transfer," in Issue #11. Let's just say the comics make good use of the FishOutOfWater situation the Autobots are in.
* Dreadwind and Darkwing returning to Cybertron, having been certain they were chased by Mecannibals, and stating to Megatron that they're not really sure where their pursuers went. Cut to outside...
-->'''Mecannicabl:''' (''feasting on a dead Cybertronian'') Good food.
-->'''Mecannibal:''' And plenty of it!
* Seawatch's only moment of ''anything'', when he drags Bludgeon around by the leg, and his wonderful line beforehand.
-->'''Seawatch''': Hey, Bludgeon, you know how to ski? (''starts dragging Bludgeon through the water'') That's okay. Neither do I!
* A Decepticon civil war kicks off with Shockwave levelling Scorponok's base, with a shot big enough and loud enough to be heard all the way across the other side of the Hudson (Scorponok's base is in New Jersey). The scene cuts to a bunch of New York office workers staring at the sight from a window, and someone says this.
-->'''Human:''' Has anyone called the police?
-->'''Other Human:''' Why? It's [[TakeThat only]] '''Jersey'''.