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* Then when the next part of the realization hits him...
-->'''Benny:''' Smalls, Babe Ruth was the greatest baseball player who ever lived! People say he was less of a god, but more of a man, like Hercules or something. Now, that ball, you just aced over that fence... well... it's worth more than your whole life, man.\\
'''Smalls:''' ''(collapses to his knees)'' Ugh... I don't feel so good...\\
'''All:''' ''(they all use their gloves, hats, and in Squints' case, his glasses to fan him)''\\
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(''Cue everyone screaming "SQUINTS!" and pelting him with their hats'')

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(''Cue ''(cue everyone screaming "SQUINTS!" and pelting him with their hats'')hats)''



--> Even though Bill loved the Murderers' Row ball, he was still plenty mad about me having swiped his Babe Ruth-autographed ball and ruining it, so I didn't feel too bad when he grounded me for a week... instead of the rest of my life.

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--> Even -->Even though Bill loved the Murderers' Row ball, he was still plenty mad about me having swiped his Babe Ruth-autographed ball and ruining it, so I didn't feel too bad when he grounded me for a week... instead of the rest of my life.



--->'''Benny:''' Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
--->''(Everyone immediately and gleefully raises their hand)''

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--->'''Benny:''' -->'''Benny:''' Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
--->''(Everyone
hand.\\
''(everyone
immediately and gleefully raises their hand)''
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-->'''[=DeNunez=]:''' The Sultan of Swat!
-->'''Bertram:''' The King of Crash!
-->'''Timmy:''' The Colossus of Clout!
-->'''Tommy:''' The Colossus of Clout!
-->'''All: BABE RUTH!'''
-->'''Hamilton:''' ''The Great Bambino!''
-->'''Smalls:''' ''[beat]'' [[OhCrap Oh my God, you mean that's the same guy?!]]
-->'''All:''' ''[exasperated]'' Yes!

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-->'''[=DeNunez=]:''' The Sultan of Swat!
-->'''Bertram:'''
Swat!\\
'''Bertram:'''
The King of Crash!
-->'''Timmy:'''
Crash!\\
'''Timmy:'''
The Colossus of Clout!
-->'''Tommy:'''
Clout!\\
'''Tommy:'''
The Colossus of Clout!
-->'''All:
Clout!\\
'''All:
BABE RUTH!'''
-->'''Hamilton:'''
RUTH!'''\\
'''Hamilton:'''
''The Great Bambino!''
-->'''Smalls:'''
Bambino!''\\
'''Smalls:'''
''[beat]'' [[OhCrap Oh my God, you mean that's the same guy?!]]
-->'''All:'''
guy?!]]\\
'''All:'''
''[exasperated]'' Yes!
Yes!\\
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* Pictured above, the immortal line: "You play ball like a '''''GIRL!'''''" Made especially funny by [[MassOhCrap the reactions of the other kids, who immediately go dead silent like Porter just said the "F" word in church.]] To drive it home even more, the song that was playing for the last minute or so, "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the M.G.'s, gets cut off ''immediately''. Judging by his expression after he said it, even ''Ham'' realized he crossed a line but stood by the insult.

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* Pictured above, the The immortal line: "You play ball like a '''''GIRL!'''''" Made especially funny by [[MassOhCrap the reactions of the other kids, who immediately go dead silent like Porter just said the "F" word in church.]] To drive it home even more, the song that was playing for the last minute or so, "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the M.G.'s, gets cut off ''immediately''. Judging by his expression after he said it, even ''Ham'' realized he crossed a line but stood by the insult.

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