History Funny / TheRoadToElDorado

* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unison'''''

'''Tulio''': Okay. We're outta here.\\

--->'''Tulio''': Okay. We're outta here.\\
--->'''Tulio''': Who ordered the, uh... (sniffs) pickles?

-->'''Tulio''': ''(raises eyebrow)'' Uh, do you mind?\\

-->'''Tzekel-Khan''': Finally...''[wipes away a tear]'' We're connecting!

-->'''Miguel''': All you have to do is find a prybar. A long piece of iron with a [[BuffySpeak hooky thing]] at the end.
-->'''Tulio''': Miguel, you're talking to a ''horse!''\\

* Upon seeing the giant stone jaguar, Miguel and Tulio perform the best [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly scream]] ''ever '''in unison'''''.

'''Tulio''': (grabs him by the shoulders) ''No''!

-->'''Miguel''': Look on the positive side! At least things can't get - ''[thunderclap, cue heavy rain]''\\
'''Tulio''': I'm sorry, were you going to say "'''''worse'''''"?!\\

* [[https://imgur.com/a/bgT42Yq A post on Tumblr]] describing the movie as a D&D campaign with bizarre streak of 1s and 20s, which is strangely fitting especially when you remember Miguel and Tulio were using a pair of die at the beginning.

** In a similar vein, there's another tumblr post describing it as why the bard and rogue shouldn't go on their own adventure together, with an argument that says the movie is why the bard and rogue ''[[RuleOfFunny should]]'' go on their own adventure together.

** Miguel than blames Tulio and says the entire thing was his idea. Tzekel-Kan lets out a FlatWhat in response before the duo start bickering, letting out all of their frustration at each other, and [[EvilIsPetty he stands by, enjoying the show as much as the audience.]] That is of course until the two wind up to punch each other, but as they are about to hit each other they punch him to the edge of the cliff.

--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death!'' ''(pulls a tiny dagger from a guard)'' But not with that.[[note]]In the background, the crowd's collective facial expression switches from "Yikes" to "Seriously?" and back again.[[/note]] ''(switches it for a rapier)'' I prefer to fight fairly!\\

--> '''Miguel:''' You said it yourself it was possible, and it is! It really is! The map to EL DORADO!\\

'''Tulio:''' ...You drank seawater, didn't you?

'''Miguel''': ''(behind him with a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent suspicious look]])'' [[{{Hammerspace}} Where was she]] ''[[VictoriasSecretCompartment keeping]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar them?]]

* While sitting in the rowboat, a seagull lands on one of the oars, [[HopeSpot indicating that land is near.]] It then promptly dies. When the starving duo reach for it, a shark pops up and steals it with a huge crunch, and they are just frozen at the unfairness of it all. ''Hilarious.'' Even Altivo, who doesn't eat meat, is heartbroken!

--> '''Tulio:''' I will give you the honor of a quick and painless ''death!'' ''(pulls a tiny dagger from a guard)'' But not with that. ''(switches it for a rapier)'' I prefer to fight fairly!\\

'''Tulio:''' ...You drank the seawater, didn't you?

** Miguel than blames Tulio and says the entire thing was his idea. Tzekel-Kan lets out a FlatWhat in response before the duo start bickering, letting out all of their frustration at each other, and [[EvilIsPetty stands by, enjoying the show as much as the audience.]] That is of course until the two wind up to punch each other, but as they are about to hit each other they punch him to the edge of the cliff.