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Funny: The Questport Chronicles

  • When the Fellowship asks the Caesus Magus to help them enter the Pool of Life, Caesus Magus calls upon his assistant, the Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking. There's a moment of silence, and then:
    Caesus Magus: The Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking has stage fright.
  • The conversation that ensues when the Necromancer summons the ghost of the Knight Protector.
    Ghost: Who dares summon the ghost of the Knight Protector?
    The Necromancer: [cringing] It is I, the dread Necromancer.
    Ghost: What, again?
    The Necromancer: The last time was a mistake, I swear!
  • Have you hugged a thug today?
  • Pretty much the entire scene with Aeolus.