Funny: The Oprah Winfrey Show
- After some 4chan trolls visited her message board, Oprah took their crude joke at face value and warned the viewers of the danger to their children.
Oprah: [dead serious] Let me read you something that was posted on our message board from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network. It said this, he doesn't forgive, he does not forget, his group has over nine thousand penises, and they are all raping children.
- Oprah, on her trip to Yosemite National Park.
Oprah My Vajayjay's paining!
- The fact that her name would've been "Orpah", but they misspelled it on her birth certificate.
- The infamous Tom Cruise incident. There's a reason neither of them have lived it down.