Funny: The Number 23
- The scene where Walter is forced to undergo psychological counseling after being bitten by a dog on the job.
Therapist: Tell me about this canine Ned. What would you do if you came across him again?Walter: If I was in my truck? I'd accelerate until I heard a thud.
- The interaction between Walter and the irate Chinese chef:
Chef: [talks excitedly in Mandarin]Walter: Mmm-hmm, yeah, sure.Chef: [continues talking, gesturing wildly]Walter: Sounds delicious. Can I get it to go?
- Walter on "Ned" the dog: "Nasty Evil Dog. That's what 'Ned' stand for. If I ever see him again, he's gonna be 'Ned' with two Ds. Nasty Evil Dead Dog."