Funny / The Number 23

  • The scene where Walter is forced to undergo psychological counseling after being bitten by a dog on the job.
    Therapist: Tell me about this canine Ned. What would you do if you came across him again?
    Walter: If I was in my truck? I'd accelerate until I heard a thud.
    • Turns into Harsher in Hindsight later in the film when Walter does indeed attempt to do this on the same dog for plunging him into the madness that is 23 because said dog caused him to miss his appointment with Agatha. Thankfully, he is stopped by Agatha from doing so.
  • The interaction between Walter and the irate Chinese chef:
    Chef: [talks excitedly in Mandarin]
    Walter: Mmm-hmm, yeah, sure.
    Chef: [continues talking, gesturing wildly]
    Walter: Sounds delicious. Can I get it to go?
  • Walter on "Ned" the dog: "Nasty Evil Dog. That's what 'Ned' stand for. If I ever see him again, he's gonna be 'Ned' with two Ds. Nasty Evil Dead Dog." Again, turns into Harsher in Hindsight when Walter utters this again, just before he attempts to grind the dog under his truck.