History Funny / TheNostalgiaChick2014Episodes

* The Chick focuses on how Emmerich's clumsy multiculturalism seems to come from a place of innocence, unlike... [[Creator/MichaelBay other directors]]. And to illustrate, she uses all of Anthony Anderson's scenes from ''Film/{{Transformers}}''.

* Her NightmareFetishist {{squee}} on how great the tripods are in ''Film/TheWarOfTheWorlds2005'':

* Her NightmareFetishist {{squee}} on how great the tripods are in ''Film/TheWarOfTheWorlds'':

* Getting completely distracted by the much lower gas prices in ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds'' and trailing off into StunnedSilence.

* The Chick continually returning to how awful the set of [[Literature/TheHost The Host]] was. She just can't help herself.

* "''Film/TrueLies'' is Creator/JamesCameron throwing his hands & credibility into the air and going, '[[ThisTropeIsBleep F*ck]] you brown people, f*ck you annoying children, f*ck you women, ''shooting solves'' everything''! I am totally dealing with my divorce by way of making movies and f*ck everyone and ah--AHHHHHH! WHEEEEE!'"''

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* After introducing the episode (on Starscream, in a new series where she talks about different iterations of a character she knows a lot about), she says “[[ManChild ...I'm an adult]]”.
* Giving into her Bay obsession and pulling up a picture up of him with "my senpai" on it.
* Her reaction to the Kiss Players ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'' comics. "[[Creator/GeorgeTakei Oh my.]]"
* Comparing Armada Starscream's voice to that of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Krusty the Clown]].
* Describing the Bay movies version as looking like a "pointy dorito on roids".
** And followed by her making a series of disgruntled groans.
* "-or as I like to remember it, ''Transformers'': Chins." Cue Nostalgia Chick enthusiastically pointing her chin at the camera.
* Getting distracted and giggling at suspicious-looking white fluid dripping down Starscream's head.
* Comparing Starscream to Loki in terms of lady popularity, calling him “baby's first Loki”.
* Her impersonation of the anime girl in ''WesternAnimation/TransformersArmada''. “He's an asshole, I just need to try harder.”
* Her comment on the Autobots just sort of leaving Skyfire buried in the snow. "Yeah, thanks for digging him out, ''assholes''."
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* The Chick focuses on how Emmerich's clumsy multiculturalism seems to come from a place of innocence, unlike... [[Creator/MichaelBay other directors]]. And to illustrate, she uses all of Anthony Anderson's scenes from ''Film//{{Transformers}}''.

* Getting completely distracted by the much lower gas prices in ''Film/WarOfTheWorlds2005'' and trailing off into StunnedSilence.

* Getting completely distracted by the much lower gas prices in ''FilmWarOfTheWorlds2005'' and trailing off into StunnedSilence.

* To demonstrate how much of a rip-off ''Film/DantesPeak'' is of ''Twister'', she photoshops the latter's poster to have a volcano and literally calls it "Twister with a volcano."
* The reaction to "When Time Ran Out".

* After a particularly bad Spock impression from Brosnan, she's horrified and asks how he could have been James Bond.
* Calling Tommy Lee Jones in ''Volcano'' a "noble gas" because he has so little chemistry with anyone else.

* The ending with the TakeThat to ''{{Film/Pompeii}}''.

-->'''Chick:''' Like Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich does in fact think you are stupid. However, unlike Bay, he doesn't seem to hate you or look down on you for that.

* Right in the middle of the Chick's unrepentant fangirling over Steven Spielberg's directing is this:

* Her Roland Emmerich impression concerning the designs of the ''Independence Day'' aliens.
* Getting completely distracted by the much lower gas prices in the '05 War Of The Worlds and trailing off into StunnedSilence.

* "''True Lies'' is Creator/JamesCameron throwing his hands & credibility into the air and going, '[[ThisTropeIsBleep F*ck]] you brown people, f*ck you annoying children, f*ck you women, ''shooting solves'' everything''! I am totally dealing with my divorce by way of making movies and f*ck everyone and ah--AHHHHHH! WHEEEEE!'"''

* Her girl!crush on Jamie Lee Curtis.

* In the sum-up, saying it's not so much a Cameron movie than a proto-Bay movie “...if Michael Bay liked actors.”

* Her reaction to the Kiss Players Transformers comics. "[[Creator/GeorgeTakei Oh my.]]"

* "-or as I like to remember it, Transformers: Chins." Cue Nostalgia Chick enthusiastically pointing her chin at the camera.

* Her impersonation of the anime girl in ''Transformers: Armada''. “He's an asshole, I just need to try harder.”

* Feeling so dirty at the terrorist plot being played for screwball comedy (“I think I need a shower”) and comparing the 'satire' to ''TeamAmericaWorldPolice''.

* The Chick pronouncing "[[Literature/MortalInstruments City of Bones]]" as "City of ''[[FreudianSlip Boners]]''".

-->[Helen knocks him out and leaves]

* Giving into her Bay obsession and pulling up a picture up of him with “my senpai” on it.
* Her reaction to the Kiss Players Transformers comics. “Oh my.”