Funny / The Majestic

  • Luke, instead of a piano piece by Franz Liszt, plays... a boogie-woogie tune.
    Irene: Really, Luke! That's no way to treat Mr. Liszt. Stop that! Stop it, stop it! Who taught you to play like that? I demand to know. Where on earth did you learn to play such a thing?
    Emmett: I taught him that... when you weren't looking!
  • "I wouldn't know J. Edgar Hoover if he came in here wearing a dress."