History Funny / TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames

* Defeating Militron reveals that he is really a half-naked old man with several layers of flab.

'''Random Voice:''' "YOU LOSE."\\

* Omfak's introductory sequence, in which, for a few moments, his head turns into the Dairy Queen lips.

-->'''Ganon:''' [[BigNo NOOO!]] NOT INTO THE PIT! '''''[[LargeHam IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNNNSSS!!!]]'''''

* And many, many others. [[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Every piece of cutscene dialogue is practically a Funny Moment by itself.]]

-->'''Link:''' [[MundaneMadeAwesome When I'm crouching, you can make me do the duck walk]]. '''COOL''', HUH?
--> '''Link:''' "My sword won't hurt anyone friendly. In fact, it makes THEM TALK!"

--> '''Link:''' Gee, it sure is [=BORing=] around here!
--> '''King Harkinian:''' [[MemeticMutation Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive FOR!]]
--> '''Link:''' I just wonder what GANON'S up to!

--> '''Anutu:''' "You're pretty good, here!"

--> '''Hamsha:''' "Here, have some Water of Life"
--> ''(repetitive stock gulping sounds play)''
--> '''Hamsha:''' "My, you're thirsty...[[OhCrap OH MY GOODNESS!!"]] ''(she freezes again)''

--> '''Alora:''' ''(walking towards Link seductively)'' "You're not afraid of dragons, are you?"
--> '''Link:''' ''(gulps)'' "O-of course not!"
--> '''Alora:''' "Then get my necklace back from Gleeok, okay? Pretty please?"
--> ''(She taps his nose, causing him to grimace)''

--> '''Ganon:''' "In the '''DARKEST''' nightmare hour,
--> when not moon or sun has risen,
--> I take Zelda in my power;
--> I shall keep her in my prison!"

--> '''Suprena:''' "This shield both sword and spear deflects,
--> but cannot stop the vilest curse.
--> This crystal makes the shield reflect,
--> [[RhymingWithItself cursing the curser with twice the curse!"]]

---> '''Dan (as Goronu):''' "Now ''I'' wear the belly shirt!!"

--> '''Link:''' "GOLLY!" ''(picks up his deflated remains)''

--> '''King Harkinian:''' I wonder what's for DINNER.

--> '''Ganon''': "[[LargeHam You DARE bring light to my LAIR?!]] [[DisproportionateRetribution YOU MUST DIE!]]"

--> '''Ganon''': "[[OhCrap AAH]]! The chains! [[BigNo NOOO!]] You haven't seen the last of ME!"

--> '''Hektan:''' ''YOU'VE '''KILLED''' ME!'' ''(dissolves into a puddle)''
--> '''Zelda:''' [[BondOneLiner Good!]] ''(Stallone smile)''

--> '''Ganon''': You are my prisoner!
--> '''Lord Kiro''': Hey!
--> '''Ganon''': [[SilenceYouFool SILENCE!]] Hektan! Keep the runt in chains!

-->'''Ganon''': [[BigNo NOOO!]] NOT INTO THE PIT! '''''[[LargeHam IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNNNSSS!!!]]'''''

-->'''Gwonam:''' "See how Harlequin captures Koridians?"
-->'''Random Voice:''' "YOU LOSE."
-->'''Harlequin:''' "*snorts* Do you know what it means when you lose your last rubee?! Now you work for me! *turns a Koridian into a wolfman* Take him away! *snorts*"

--> [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "Oh my goodness, this is awful!"]]

---> '''Dan (as Goronu):''' "Now ''I'' wear the [[BareYourMidriff belly shirt]]!!"

** [[VideoGame/HotelMario N]][[WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer o.]]
---> '''Link:''' "My sword won't hurt anyone friendly. In fact, it makes THEM TALK!"

** "[[WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer I call shotgun!]]"

** You can hear Harkinian's voice actor [[{{Corpsing}} trying not to laugh]] as he says that line. Yep, even the [=VAs=] thought this game was silly.

** WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd addresses this:
--> Heh heh. Good. ''You killed me.'' '''Good.''' ''(Cue HeroicBSOD.)''

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[[caption-width-right:350:"What happened?" "Nothing, Link, we were just about to have a feast." "Great!" [[EverybodyLaughsEnding "OAHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA!"]]]]

* The shopkeeper [[FatBastard Morshu:]] "Lamp oil? Rope? BOMBS?? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies."

** What makes this line especially funny is that it comes after Zelda worrying about her father's safety in Gamelon, and the King's line immediately before the famous "dinner" sentence is "Enough! My ship sails in the morning." Following that up with wondering what's for dinner is a goofy MoodWhiplash that Internet culture has mocked for so long.

* Although the first cutscene featuring [[AnIcePerson Suprena]] is [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Actually Pretty Competent]] by CD-i standards, the second one isn't safe from silliness.

-->'''Harbanno:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking My cakes will burn!]]

* At the end of ''Wand of Gamelon'', King Harkinian and Zelda are both hilariously OffModel as they proceed to give a big laugh.

* In ''Wand of Gamelon'', Duke Onkled is eventually revealed to have been EvilAllAlong and was responsible for King Harkinian's imprisonment on the island of Gamelon. His penalty sentence at the end of the game? To scrub all the floors in Hyrule. Instead of, you know, locking the traitor up somewhere like a competent judge would do. This is such a goofy idea for a penalty sentence coming from a King that it ends up being unintentionally funny. It's even referenced in ''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' and its ''Plague of Shadows'' quest, where King Knight, who had usurped King Pridemoor before the events of the game, is seen scrubbing the floor of his throne room in the end credits.

--> '''Link:''' "My sword won't hurt anyone friendly. In fact, it makes THEM TALK!"

--> '''Dan (as Goronu):''' "Now ''I'' wear the [[BareYourMidriff belly shirt]]!!"

* In the FanRemake, the subtitles contain descriptions of the sound effects. When Zelda talks to the blacksmith/former fisherman, ''[Flexes]'' is written in the subtitles [[UnsoundEffect even though there's no sound made when he flexes]].

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