History Funny / TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies

** Bilbo's reaction when Gandalf tells him that Thorin is ''more'' reasonable than Dáin. Bilbo realizes that ThisIsGonnaSuck.

** YMMV, but is even funnier to interpret this as Galadriel being angry at her ex because of [[Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower the Amazon show]], where Sauron literally shows Galadriel her future "Dark Queen" persona trying to convince her to become his queen.

* How Bifur loses the axe in in his head: by headbutting an orc and getting stuck, requiring three other dwarves to pull him off. The scene is both funny and awesome because it's the only scene in the whole trilogy where Bifur and Bombur speak!
-->'''Bofur:''' By Durin! You've lost your axe!\\
'''Bombur:''' ''[giving the axe to Bifur]'' No, he's not! There you go, cousin.\\
'''Bifur:''' ''[examining the axe, then throwing it away]'' You know where you can stick that!

* Bard casually tossing the priceless Arkenstone like it's one of his kids' toys

-->'''Smaug:''' It's hard for conservatives to get good roles in this town. That's why Kelsey Grammer and I are always up for the same part.\\\

* It is somewhat dark humor, but when Galadriel puts on her "Dark Queen" persona, Elrond looks at his mother-in-law with more emotion (shock and surprise) than he has shown in any of the other five movies, and quickly gives her room. Radagast also looks about two seconds away from crapping himself.

** Bilbo's reaction when Gandalf tells him that Thorin is ''more'' reasonable than Dain. Bilbo realizes that ThisIsGonnaSuck.
** Similarly, his lengthy, bare-headed headbutt spree against the helmet-wearing orcs.

** There's also a moment in the battle where things turn against the dwarves and elves, and the ambient noise is muted to emphasize the background music. Not muted enough, however, to drown out Dáin roaring at the top of his lungs "YE BUGGERS!"

* When the elf army first masses outside Erebor, the dwarves inside stand on top of their wall, shouting defiantly. Then the elf archers ready their bows--and everyone except Thorin immediately ducks.
* From Balin during the chariot chase as he's shooting wargs:

'''Dwalin:''' Aim for its [[UnusualEuphemism gem bags]]!\\
'''Kili:''' ''[{{beat}}, exasperated]'' It doesn't have any gem bags!

** When Thorin threatens to put an arrow through Thranduil's head, every single Elf archer aims at the Dwarves. Completely synchronized too. The Dwarves, who are cheering up until then, do an OhCrap and duck.

* When the orc forces begin their attack on Dale, a troll with a huge chunk of stone tied to his head rams the wall as a living battering ram--and promptly flops back after knocking himself out.

'''Smaug:''' No. He's not a hero. He's a captive, who allows himself to be ridden by filthy ''children''! Toothless?! More like ''Ball-less''! '''I''' am an old-school wyrm! Keeping it real, yo! Doing what dragons do!\\\

'''Bilbo''': What do you mean, who am I -- you know ''perfectly well who I am, Lobelia Sackville-Baggins! This is my home! And those are my spoons, thank you very much!

-->'''Smaug:''' It's hard for conservatives to get good roles in this town. That's why Kelsey Grammer and I are always up for the same parts.\\\
'''Smaug:''' Look, Stephen, I'm not asking for sympathy, but I am talking about ''real'' dragons, not one of those '''[[SuddenlyShouting KHALEESI-WHIPPED LAP LIZARDS]]''' from ''Series/GameOfThrones''! ''Gods'', it disgusts me!\\\
'''Smaug:''' [[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon Toothless]]?! More like ''Ball-less''! '''I''' am an old-school wyrm! Keeping it real, yo! Doing what dragons do!\\\