Funny / The Ghosts Of Ashbury High

• From the committee meeting minutes:
  Agenda Item 6: Any Other Business
  Jacob Mazzerati wanted to know why Patricia Aganovic was "parent rep 1" while he was "parent rep 2".
  Much discussion about this.
  Jacob eventually said he'd only meant the question as a joke.

• At the end of Emily's email to Mr Botherit, she signs off with:
  Until then
  I remain
  Your former student,
  Emily Thompson
  (and afterwards, well, I will still be her.)

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