- Mac is a Crowning Moment of Funny waiting to happen at any time.
- Mac and Paul in a cubicle in the girl's bathroom.
Girl: Oh. I ainít got any toilet paper. You got some?Paul: *rolls the toilet paper under the cubicle to the next one.*Girl: * Wipes. Flushes. Leaves.*Paul: ...Thereís the female mystique fucked, then.Mac: Sadly, that might genuinely have been the most sexual experience of my entire life.
- The conclusion of Paul's fantasy of Jay.
Paul: ...Ookay then.