Funny / The Fades

• Mac and Paul in a cubicle in the girl's bathroom.
  Girl: Oh. I ain’t got any toilet paper. You got some?
  Paul: *rolls the toilet paper under the cubicle to the next one.*
  Girl: * Wipes. Flushes. Leaves.*
  Paul: ...There’s the female mystique fucked, then.
  Mac: Sadly, that might genuinely have been the most sexual experience of my entire life.
• The conclusion of Paul's fantasy of Jay.
  Paul: ...Ookay then.