Funny / The Dressmaker

• Upon Tilly’s return to Dungatar, the first words out of Molly’s mouth are not to snatch the possum.
• Tilly’s attire at the footy match massively interrupts the game. When she playfully bends over to prop her chair down and smokes, the players literally fall over each other.
  Evan Pettyman: Farrat, stop her! Charge her!
  Sergeant Farrat: With what? Sitting?
• All of Tilly and Molly’s banter to each other.
• When Tilly begins to make a dress for Gertrude:
  Tilly: Take your clothes off.
  Molly: A murderer... and a lesbian.
• Teddy approaches Tilly, who’s wheeling Molly up a hill.
  Teddy: (To Tilly) Need a lift?
  Molly: Yes, I’m exhausted.
• Molly and Barney, a slow individual, converse.
  Molly: Are we related?
  Barney: No!
  Molly: Oh, thank god.
• Molly makes snide remarks when watching a film with Tilly and Teddy.
• A woman with a lazy eye approaches Molly.
  Woman: I’d like to see Myrtle Dunnage, please.
  Molly: I bet you would.
• Gertrude attempting to run away from William and his mother in the most awful, over-the-top wedding dress.
• When Teddy takes his shirt off to get measured, Tilly and Molly just stare and look at each other, mouths wide open.
  Molly: You could be married in this suit.
  Teddy: Yeah, I could be.
  Molly: Snapped up by some eligible spinster or... hag.
  Teddy: Trousers off too?
  Molly/Tilly: Yes!/No!
• Dungatar is putting on an eisteddfod of Macbeth. Only now, the man playing a character is dead.
  Gertrude: Where’s Councillor Pettyman?
  Reggie: He’s dead.
  Gertrude: No, not until Act 2 Scene 1.
  Reggie: No, he’s actually dead.