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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without a pause and in a jocular, good natured tone)

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* Ellerby to Sullivan (without ([[MotorMouth without a pause pause]] and in a jocular, good natured tone)good-natured tone):



** Ellerby through the whole scene is pretty hilarious. When talking about nabbing Costello, he grabs his crotch as he says "...and he are going to get him!!!!" Also, during the Chinese exchange, Ellerby is excitedly shouting "PATRIOT ACT!!! PATRIOT AAAAAAACT!!!!! because of the surveillance now allowed. Double points for it coming from unabashedly liberal Alec Baldwin.

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** Ellerby through the whole scene in general is pretty hilarious.hilarious at times. When talking about nabbing Costello, he grabs his crotch as he says "...and he we are going to get him!!!!" him!" Also, during the Chinese exchange, Ellerby he is excitedly shouting "PATRIOT ACT!!! ACT! PATRIOT AAAAAAACT!!!!! AAAAAAACT!!" because of the surveillance now allowed. Double points for it coming from unabashedly liberal Alec Baldwin.



-->'''Dignam:''' This shithole has more fuckin' leaks than the Iraqi navy.

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-->'''Dignam:''' ''(as he turns to Ellerby)'' This shithole has more fuckin' leaks than the Iraqi navy.



** Sullivan's 'well alright, then' reaction to seeing that exchange.
* Sullivan goes to meet with Frank in a porno theater (with Costigan attempting to tail him). The guy sitting in front of his is obviously masturbating, and getting louder. Just as it sounds as if he's about to come, he stands up and shows his penis to Sullivan... only for it to turn out to be Costello with a black flesh-colored dildo sticking out of his pants!

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** Sullivan's 'well alright, then' "well, all right, then" reaction to seeing that exchange.
* Sullivan goes to meet with Frank in a porno theater (with Costigan attempting to tail him). The guy sitting in front of his is obviously masturbating, and getting louder. Just as it sounds as if he's about to come, orgasm, he stands up and shows his penis to Sullivan... only for it to turn out to be Costello with a black flesh-colored dildo sticking out of his pants!



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* This zinger from Dignam.



* Dignam walking by Sullivan's office with his middle finger up at him the entire time through the window. Why? Why not.

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* Dignam walking by Sullivan's office with his middle finger up at him the entire time through the window. Why? Why not. Because why not?



* Costigan kneecaps a criminal

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* Costigan kneecaps a criminalcriminal.



-->'''Costello:''' Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday [[SuddenlyShouting TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB]]!!!

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-->'''Costello:''' Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him ''in'' the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday [[SuddenlyShouting TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB]]!!!BLOWJOB]]!



* This:
-->'''Ellerby:''' [while putting golf balls on a golf range] How is your wedding coming along?
-->'''Sullivan:''' Great, great; she's a doctor.

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* This:
This exchange between Ellerby and Sullivan:
-->'''Ellerby:''' [while putting golf balls on a golf range] How is your wedding coming along?
-->'''Sullivan:''' Great, great; she's great. She's [Mandolyn] a doctor.



-->'''Ellerby:''' Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work. [laughs]
-->'''Sullivan:''' [laughing] Yeah, it's working... Overtime!
-->'''Ellerby:''' [completely seriously] I'm glad to hear that.

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-->'''Ellerby:''' Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets ahead. Lets people know you're not a homo; homo. A married guy seems more stable; people stable. People see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies bitch. Ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work. [laughs]
''(laughs)''
-->'''Sullivan:''' [laughing] ''(laughing)'' Yeah, it's working... Overtime!
overtime!
-->'''Ellerby:''' [completely seriously] ''(completely serious)'' I'm glad to hear that.
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** This gem in the same meeting:
--->'''Queenan:''' You're a worker. You rise fast.
--->'''Dignam:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Like a twelve year old's dick]].
*** Sullivan's reaction to the line sells it, as if he can't quite believe he just heard that in a professional setting.
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** Dignam walking outside Sullivan's office with his middle finger up in his direction, for the entire time he's in view of Sullivan's window incase his message is lost on Sullivan.
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-->'''Queenan:''' Congratulations on passing the detectives' exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit.
-->'''Dignam:''' [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Whoop-de-fuckin'-do]].

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-->'''Queenan:''' --->'''Queenan:''' Congratulations on passing the detectives' exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit.
-->'''Dignam:''' --->'''Dignam:''' [[EstablishingCharacterMoment Whoop-de-fuckin'-do]].

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--> '''French:''' But she (his wife) [[DeadlyEuphemism got reliable]].

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--> '''French:''' But she (his wife) [[DeadlyEuphemism got reliable]].
* This:
-->'''Ellerby:''' [while putting golf balls on a golf range] How is your wedding coming along?
-->'''Sullivan:''' Great, great; she's a doctor.
-->'''Ellerby:''' That's outstanding.
-->'''Sullivan:''' Yeah.
-->'''Ellerby:''' Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work. [laughs]
-->'''Sullivan:''' [laughing] Yeah, it's working... Overtime!
-->'''Ellerby:''' [completely seriously] I'm glad to hear that.
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* Dignam walking by Sullivan's office with his middle finger up at him the entire time through the window. Why? Why not.

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