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* February 19th, 2024: When his good old frenemy Tucker Carlson attempts to sugarcoat modern-day Russia and UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin, Jon takes the oppurtunity to take the piss out of him once again, with a particular highlight being his response to Carlson's [[ItMakesSenseInContext praising and sniffing of the bread in a Russian supermarket]].
-->'''Jon:''' He, uh... this f**king guy really likes bread. I hate to think what would've happened [[DoubleEntendre if he had found a bagel]].
* Mar 11th, 2024: When discussing the State of the Union and the response to it, Jon points out that Senator Katie Britt's insistence on keeping a smile through the whole thing kinda ruins the tone a bit, complete with his own SlasherSmile.
-->'''Jon:''' I'm sorry, who smiles when saying the words "steeped in the blood of patriots"?
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** Jon's mockery of the Biden-Harris team's [[EpicFail attempt]] to get an audience on Platform/TikTok during the Super Bowl. For context, it involved Biden being asked which of the Kelce brothers he liked more, and he answered "Mama Kelce" because she "makes great chocolate chip cookies".
--->'''Jon:''' ...Fire everyone. ''Everyone.'' How do you go on ''[=TikTok=]'' and end up looking ''older!?''
** Jon makes a rather inspiring speech about how the candidates we elect aren't the main thing that keeps America running, but rather [[TheRealHeroes the individual people]] who work hard every day to bring about positive changes. But for anyone scared about the prospect of working hard to bring about a better world, he makes sure to, uh... ''comfort'' them:
--->'''Jon:''' Although, on the plus side, I am told that at some point, [[FalseReassurance the sun will run out of hydrogen]].
* February 19th, 2024: When his good
** Jon explains how there's [[NationalStereotypes an old stereotype that Polish people are dumb]], and that in actuality the Poles are as smart as anyone and did not deserve to be invaded by the Nazis, who succeeded at taking over by marching backwards [[HypocriticalHumor so that the Poles thought they were leaving]].
** Jon starts the segment pretending to learn important lessons in [[ProfessionalButtKisser sucking up to those at the top]] from Carlson following the [[CantTakeCriticism responses]] to his prior mocking of Biden and Trump, from words to body language to everything in-between. The act breaks when Tucker remarks that the shopping carts in Russia having a coin-deposit system[[note]]which is by no means unheard of in many other Western nations, go to your local Aldi and see for yourself[[/note]] means that there's an incentive to return it rather than [[ShoppingCartOfHomelessness bring it to your homeless encampment]].
--->'''Jon:''' I know I've said this before... [[SarcasmFailure you're such a dick]].
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-->''Any discussion of Israel and Palestine is not meant to endorse or justify all the actions of either side. Mentions of Hamas that fail to condemn Hamas [[WithUsOrAgainstUs do not mean we don't condemn Hamas]]. Do not listen to this segment if you're predisposed to antisemitism or Islamophobia. Common side effects of discussing the Middle East are depression, anxiety, infections of the perineum, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking craving hummus]].''
** Israeli PM UsefulNotes/BenjaminNetanyahu claims that the IDF can easily finish off Hamas and occupy Gaza within just a few more weeks, leading to Jon stating that Bibi can have [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_Accomplished_speech Bush's "Mission Accomplished" banner]] for when that happens -- "It's a little wind-damaged, but equally delusional."
** Jon comparing the United States' concerned apprehension towards Israel's actions in Gaza to a drug dealer telling you to go to bed at a reasonable hour [[{{Hypocrite}} as they supply you with cocaine]].
** Jon's response to the United Nations' collective failure to do anything substantial for this situation is as satisfying as it is hilarious:
--->'''Jon:''' ''Why do you even have a fucking building!?'' Why!? Why do you -- we could use that! We have a housing crisis! Give us back our fucking building! This is not right! What is... what is the United Nations, even? Just a support system for a diverse and pleasing food court? What ''are'' you!?
** "Let's just ask God. It's ''His'' house! ''He's'' the one who started all this!"
* March 11th, 2024: When discussing the State of the Union and the response to it, Jon points out that Senator Katie Britt's insistence on keeping a smile through the whole thing kinda ruins the tone a bit, complete with his own SlasherSmile.
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--->'''Jon:''' ''(holding the Magna Carta)'' You know what, I'm sorry, this is just a flip book. Hold on. Oh, that dog's never gonna catch that car!
* April 1st, 2024: Before talking about AI, Jon brings up how CNN and MSNBC were hesitant to show a certain "disturbing" and "dehumanizing" image on the news, noting that it ''has'' to be significant if they were already willing to show footage from active war zones like Ukraine and Gaza... until it's revealed that it was [[DoubleStandard art of a tied-up Joe Biden seen on the rear of a pickup truck]] that Trump shared on social media. No blood, no gore, no real-time violence. Listen closely and you can actually hear a couple members from the audience ''booing''.
-->'''Jon:''' ''(with a sad, disappointed expression)'' ...Aren't you the same networks that show reruns of 9/11 every year?
** The ending to the segment. On the topic of [[JobStealingRobot AI stealing away everyone's jobs]], clips are played of tech industry members claiming that humans will thus be allowed more free time to think and create. Jon takes out a pair of drum sticks and decides that he'll spend his newfound [[BuffySpeak "self-actualizing me time"]] learning to play the drums, as "music is what makes us human". Cue the DescriptionCut to a robot playing the drums perfectly, before we cut back to Jon [[TranquilFury wordlessly snapping one of his sticks in half]].
* April 1st, 2024: Before talking about AI, Jon brings up how CNN and MSNBC were hesitant to show a certain "disturbing" and "dehumanizing" image on the news, noting that it ''has'' to be significant if they were already willing to show footage from active war zones like Ukraine and Gaza... until it's revealed that it was [[DoubleStandard art of a tied-up Joe Biden seen on the rear of a pickup truck]] that Trump shared on social media. No blood, no gore, no real-time violence. Listen closely and you can actually hear a couple members from the audience ''booing''.
-->'''Jon:''' ''(with a sad, disappointed expression)'' ...Aren't you the same networks that show reruns of 9/11 every year?
** The ending to the segment. On the topic of [[JobStealingRobot AI stealing away everyone's jobs]], clips are played of tech industry members claiming that humans will thus be allowed more free time to think and create. Jon takes out a pair of drum sticks and decides that he'll spend his newfound [[BuffySpeak "self-actualizing me time"]] learning to play the drums, as "music is what makes us human". Cue the DescriptionCut to a robot playing the drums perfectly, before we cut back to Jon [[TranquilFury wordlessly snapping one of his sticks in half]].
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Remember, kids: dumptruck boy wasn't the first Western journalist to try and ask Putin for a chat over coffee. He was just the first one they allowed because the others weren't good enough sycophants. "Leadership requires killing people," and all that jazz.
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* February 19th, 2024: When his good old frenemy Tucker Carlson attempts to sugarcoat modern-day Russia and UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin, Jon takes the oppurtunity to take the piss out of him once again, with a particular highlight being his response to Carlson's [[ItMakesSenseInContext praising and sniffing of the bread in a Russian supermarket]].
-->'''Jon:''' He, uh... this f**king guy really likes bread. I hate to think what would've happened [[DoubleEntendre if he had found a bagel]].
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** Their coverage of the RNC lesbian bondage sex club scandal, including a fake video of Michael Steele ([[RunningGag as the customer]] from ''Series/SesameStreet'') watching two lady Muppets make out [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/tbpdqv/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-2-girls-1-gop "I have a total disregard for my donors!"]]. Plus, WyattCenac gets a little ''too'' into JohnOliver's description of the club.
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** Their coverage of the RNC lesbian bondage sex club scandal, including a fake video of Michael Steele ([[RunningGag as the customer]] from ''Series/SesameStreet'') watching two lady Muppets make out [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/tbpdqv/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-2-girls-1-gop "I have a total disregard for my donors!"]]. Plus, WyattCenac Creator/WyattCenac gets a little ''too'' into JohnOliver's Creator/JohnOliver's description of the club.
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** also in the clip, Series/JohnOliver, Wyatt Cenac, and Jason Jones analyze "how will the Democrats blow [this election]?"
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* April 7, 2011: [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-7-2011/intro---jon-tells-the-truth-while-wearing-glasses The sendoff to]] Radio/GlennBeck. Must be seen to be believed...
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* April 7, 2011: [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-7-2011/intro---jon-tells-the-truth-while-wearing-glasses The sendoff to]] Radio/GlennBeck.Glenn Beck. Must be seen to be believed...
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** Even better, the reenactment is then a rescored version of [[Theater/ByeByeBirdie "Telephone Hour"]].
-->'''Jon''': So... in your research, that's how it happened, Sam.
-->'''Sam''': That's exactly how it happened. Only in reality, the choreography was ''even gayer''.
-->'''Jon''': So... in your research, that's how it happened, Sam.
-->'''Sam''': That's exactly how it happened. Only in reality, the choreography was ''even gayer''.
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-->'''Jon''': --->'''Jon:''' So... in your research, that's how it happened, Sam.
-->'''Sam''':Sam.\\
'''Sam:''' That's exactly how it happened. Only in reality, the choreography was ''even gayer''.
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'''Sam:''' That's exactly how it happened. Only in reality, the choreography was ''even gayer''.
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-->'''Carell''': Two words Stephen: Dow ten-thousand.\\
'''Colbert''': White-water.\\
'''Carell''': Welfare reform.\\
'''Colbert''': Monica-gate.\\
'''Carell''': ''Eight years of peace''.\\
'''Colbert''': ''Shut the '''fuck''' up''! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! God your voice is like a jackal picking at ''my brain''. I hate you! I hate who you ''are'' and what you ''do'' and how you ''sound'' and what you ''say''! You're like a ''cancer'' on my ''life''! '''God!'''\\
'''Colbert''': White-water.\\
'''Carell''': Welfare reform.\\
'''Colbert''': Monica-gate.\\
'''Carell''': ''Eight years of peace''.\\
'''Colbert''': ''Shut the '''fuck''' up''! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! God your voice is like a jackal picking at ''my brain''. I hate you! I hate who you ''are'' and what you ''do'' and how you ''sound'' and what you ''say''! You're like a ''cancer'' on my ''life''! '''God!'''\\
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* January 21, 2010: [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/wegwzd/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-special-comment---keith-olbermann-s-name-calling Jon Stewart's response]] to [[Series/CountdownWithKeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann]]'s tearing into Sen. Kennedy's Republican replacement (air date January 21, 2010) ended, like his "11/3 project" skit, with a parody/pastiche that was hilariously on the mark (granted, while being a lot more sympathetic, likely because he has a lot more respect for Olbermann). It ends with him pontificating in true Olbermann-esque over the top style, about how Olbermann's lately slipped from respectable news coverage into basically silly, immature name-calling:
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* January 21, 2010: [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/wegwzd/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-special-comment---keith-olbermann-s-name-calling Jon Stewart's response]] to [[Series/CountdownWithKeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann]]'s Olbermann's tearing into Sen. Kennedy's Republican replacement (air date January 21, 2010) ended, like his "11/3 project" skit, with a parody/pastiche that was hilariously on the mark (granted, while being a lot more sympathetic, likely because he has a lot more respect for Olbermann). It ends with him pontificating in true Olbermann-esque over the top style, about how Olbermann's lately slipped from respectable news coverage into basically silly, immature name-calling:
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-->'''Jon''': Okay, makes sense. Oil rig, disaster, spill... Doctor could be a crucial contact, especially a marine biologist like Dr. Lutz. I see no problem here.\\
'''Clip''': The problem is, that Dr. Lutz has been dead for five years.\\
'''Jon''': He added:\\
'''Sound bite''': '''DUN DUN DUUUNN!'''
'''Clip''': The problem is, that Dr. Lutz has been dead for five years.\\
'''Jon''': He added:\\
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--->'''Jon''': [[BerserkButton ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK]]?! [[UnstoppableRage A FUCKING FORK]]?! AW, ''[[BilingualBonus MARONE]]''! [[BilingualBonus La forcella è satanico! Uno strumento del diavolo!]][[note]]"You force of Satan! Instrument of the devil!"[[/note]] Creator/DonaldTrump, why don't you take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye?! Donald Trump, we work hard. And you do this? You disrespect us in our own house? [[BilingualBonus Scadagouch]]--you can put your name on anything you wanna build, your fucking glass and gold-plated buildings ''to the sky'', blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine! But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and you eat your pizza with a fucking fork right in front of us?! Who the fuck do you think you're--you know what, hey, why don't you take a shit in Fiorello [=LaGuardia's=] hat and feed it to [=Joe DiMaggio's=] crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch!
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-->'''John Oliver''': [[JewishComplaining Don't be so Jewish about it]], you're fine!\\
'''Jon Stewart''': ''Incoherent laughter at the ad-lib''
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-->'''Jon Stewart:''' ''[[BigWhat WHAT!?]]'' The congressman had a scandal and had to apologize, to ''Bill Clinton''? For ''what?!'' Copyright infringement?! A patent violation?! Are you insane?! That is insane! I can hear the big dog taking a call! '''''(Clinton voice)''' "Anthony, I'm very disappointed! Now, this "Twitter" thing... can anyone sign up for it?"''
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** When Fox News came down on Stewart for the satirical voice he used when imitating a (black) Presidential candidate, he was accused of, among other things, [[{{Hypocrisy}} not being fair and balanced]] and an extreme left viewpoint. He then counters with a video package containing ''[[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-28-2011/oh--for-fox-sake---who-s-the-biggest-a--hole- virtually every time in the show's history when he used a satirical voice to imitate somebody.]]''
-->'''Stewart''': If my ridicule of silly things with bizarre caricature voices has given FOX what appears to be several days of very strong programming...your cup's about to runneth over, motherfuckers! Grab a knife and fork, FOX! Because I have turned my crack research team on myself! In a brand new segment called--\\
-->'''Stewart''': If my ridicule of silly things with bizarre caricature voices has given FOX what appears to be several days of very strong programming...your cup's about to runneth over, motherfuckers! Grab a knife and fork, FOX! Because I have turned my crack research team on myself! In a brand new segment called--\\
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** When Fox News came down on Stewart for the satirical voice he used when imitating a (black) Presidential candidate, he was accused of, among other things, [[{{Hypocrisy}} [[{{Hypocrite}} not being fair and balanced]] and an extreme left viewpoint. He then counters with a video package containing ''[[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-28-2011/oh--for-fox-sake---who-s-the-biggest-a--hole- virtually every time in the show's history when he used a satirical voice to imitate somebody.]]''
-->'''Stewart''': -->'''Stewart:''' If my ridicule of silly things with bizarre caricature voices has given FOX what appears to be several days of very strong programming...your cup's about to runneth over, motherfuckers! Grab a knife and fork, FOX! Because I have turned my crack research team on myself! In a brand new segment called--\\
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-->'''Jon''': Thank you, ghost of Sir Alec Guinness. The thing that's sapping my ability to make fun of Dick Cheney is that Darth Vader jokes are now more true than funny!
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-->'''Larry''': That's your proof of racism? That people smoking crack are sitting in prison longer than people smoking coke?[...]I don't recall Dr. King dreaming of the day crackheads and coke heads would be singing "Free at last, free at last".
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-->'''Gingrich''': [The other candidates] were the new kid on the block and "isn't this wonderful" and "boy, it'd be great if it worked out", and we don't know anything about them. I'm the guy who's been around forever.\\
'''Jon''': ''That's Newt Gingrich's pitch!'' "I'm the thing that has been in your pantry forev--you can try your newfangled Popped Tarts and your Eggoed Waffles, but if you look way back in there, there's a can of La Choy Baby Corn, a product that may or may not still be offered by the La Choy company; you don't remember buying it, ''yet you don't remember ever being without it.'' And now, you have no choice but to elect it president. "I'm Newt Gingrich and I approve this message."
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* August 28, 2012: The brief segment in Part Two of John Oliver's coverage of the 2012 [=RNC=], in which a shirtless surfer strides easily across the rocks and a skinny, suit-clad Englishman stumbles awkwardly behind him, gesturing with his microphone.
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* August 29, 2012: Jon notes that the CatchPhrase of the Republican National Convention, "We Built It!", sounds less like a BadassBoast and more like Creator/CharlieSheen's odd catchphrase [[MemeticMutation "Winning!"]].
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* April 9, 2013: Jessica Williams' [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/cdnpoy/beasts-of-the-southern-wild coverage]] of the decline of pubic lice. Featuring cameos by Creator/JohnWaters and [[spoiler:Amy Mann]], Amy Mann, a fake ad advocating for the protection of lice (à la Music/SarahMcLachlan's [[MemeticMutation ads for the SPCA]], and the digs at [[spoiler:Brooklyn Brooklyn and Baltimore]].Baltimore.
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-->The following joke (hereafter referred to as the "Joke") is provided solely to amuse and entertain the intended listener. The Joke-teller expressly denies any liability resulting from any offense, embarrassment, pain, and/or suffering raised by said Joke.
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-->This Joke hereby provides notice to you that a rabbi and a priest, pursuant to an oral agreement, jointly purchase a car (hereafter referred to as the "Automobile"). After the said purchase, the rabbi witnesses the priest sprinkling water on the Automobile and asks, "What are you doing?" The priest allegedly responded that he was blessing the Automobile (although the description of this statement is not intended to prove the truth of the matter asserted nor to endorse the existence or effectiveness of a blessing). The rabbi replied, "OK, since we're doing that," and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tailpipe.
-->The Joke-teller reserves full rights concerning the repetition, dissemination and modification of said Joke. *drops mike* I'm out of here.
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-->This Joke hereby provides notice to you that a rabbi and a priest, pursuant to an oral agreement, jointly purchase a car (hereafter referred to as the "Automobile"). After the said purchase, the rabbi witnesses the priest sprinkling water on the Automobile and asks, "What are you doing?" The priest allegedly responded that he was blessing the Automobile (although the description of this statement is not intended to prove the truth of the matter asserted nor to endorse the existence or effectiveness of a blessing). The rabbi replied, "OK, since we're doing that," and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tailpipe.
-->The Joke-teller reserves full rights concerning the repetition, dissemination and modification of said Joke. *drops mike* I'm out of here.
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-->The following joke (hereafter referred to as the "Joke") is provided solely to amuse and entertain the intended listener. The Joke-teller expressly denies any liability resulting from any offense, embarrassment, pain, and/or suffering raised by said Joke.
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-->'''Larry Wilmore:''' John, we can't have a conversation when we're not even on the same page. Or even in the same book!
-->'''John Oliver:''' True. Or even in the same library, no?
-->'''Larry:''' You're not supposed to talk in the library, John. Or maybe that's how they do it in the white libraries.
-->'''John Oliver:''' True. Or even in the same library, no?
-->'''Larry:''' You're not supposed to talk in the library, John. Or maybe that's how they do it in the white libraries.
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'''John Oliver:''' True. Or even in the same library,
-->'''Larry:'''
'''Larry:''' You're not supposed to talk in the library, John. Or maybe that's how they do it in the white libraries.
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'''Joe Johns''' This is a civil suit, so no one's going to jail.\\
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'''Joe Johns''' Johns:''' This is a civil suit, so no one's going to jail.\\
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-->'''Jon:''' And it's time we kicked those bastards to the curb because we have to remember this network was created by Ted Turner, not Ike Turner.
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-->'''Stewart:''' You ask them to design a puppy, you get something with no face, two assholes and a semiautomatic machine gun for a tail.
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-->'''Jon:''' (''looks diligently through his breast pocket'') Hold on, hold on. I got-I got-wait, that's my weed, I got my weed...I got-I got a couple'a rubbers here, I go--''*jerks hand out*'' AH!! Son-of-a-bitch, that's the monitor lizard I use in there to guard my copy of the Constitution! ''*reaches back in*'' I think I got some Band-Aids in there a--SON-OF-A-BITCH, he bit me again!
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-->'''Jon:''' You can tap the German chancellor's phone, but Bitchy [=McSnarkington=] was 3 cubicles away and no one knew what was going on?
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-->'''Jon:''' I'm sorry, did you say ''zero''-tolerance for drugs, or [[Music/TheDoors Jim Morrison]]-like high tolerance?
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-->'''Councillor Denzil Minnan-Wong:''' Have you purchased illegal drugs in the last two years?\\
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-->'''Jon:''' Somewhere, in a basement, through his tears, Anthony Weiner is going, [[EveryoneHasStandards "What the fuck?!"]]
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* December 4, 2013: Samantha Bee keeps getting turned down at various news sources when she tries to get information out about the Blackstone loans scandal. It goes from the ''New York Times'' to Buzzfeed to getting a weather anchor to deliver it in front of a green-screened thunderstorm. Finally, it all leads up to [[spoiler:making a Website/YouTube video with kittens. And when THAT doesn't work, she makes a parody of Wrecking Ball]].
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* December 4, 2013: Samantha Bee keeps getting turned down at various news sources when she tries to get information out about the Blackstone loans scandal. It goes from the ''New York Times'' to Buzzfeed to getting a weather anchor to deliver it in front of a green-screened thunderstorm. Finally, it all leads up to [[spoiler:making making a Website/YouTube video with kittens. And when THAT doesn't work, she makes a parody of Wrecking Ball]].Ball.
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* January 29th, 2014: The entire rant about NY1, especially if you live in New York, after NY Congressman Michael Grimm [[IsThisThingStillOn was caught on camera threatening a NY1 reporter]].
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* January 29th, 2014: The entire rant about NY1, [=NY1=], especially if you live in New York, after NY Congressman Michael Grimm [[IsThisThingStillOn was caught on camera threatening a NY1 reporter]].
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-->'''Putin!Jessica''': This is nice desk. ''Wow''. Hey, Putin want desk. Putin want desk. 97% of people say take desk, so I take desk.
-->'''Jon''': Oh, oh, um, okay.
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': Thank you.
-->'''Jon''': You can't do that, though.
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': Yes I can, I'm Putin. Desk is Putin's desk now!
-->'''Jon''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Ok first of all I didn't notice you were as tall as me sitting down]]
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': I am large woman. Really, I am large woman.
-->'''Jon''': That's somewhat upsetting, even more than the taking of my land. This is my land though, this is ''my'' desk.
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': Well, historically is Putin's desk.
-->'''Jon''': Oh, oh, um, okay.
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': Thank you.
-->'''Jon''': You can't do that, though.
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': Yes I can, I'm Putin. Desk is Putin's desk now!
-->'''Jon''': [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Ok first of all I didn't notice you were as tall as me sitting down]]
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': I am large woman. Really, I am large woman.
-->'''Jon''': That's somewhat upsetting, even more than the taking of my land. This is my land though, this is ''my'' desk.
-->'''Putin!Jessica''': Well, historically is Putin's desk.
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-->'''Jon''':
'''Jon:''' Oh, oh, um,
-->'''Putin!Jessica''':
'''Putin!Jessica:''' Thank
-->'''Jon''':
'''Jon:''' You can't do that,
-->'''Putin!Jessica''':
'''Putin!Jessica:''' Yes I can, I'm Putin. Desk is Putin's desk
-->'''Jon''':
'''Jon:''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Ok first of all I didn't notice you were as tall as me sitting
-->'''Putin!Jessica''':
'''Putin!Jessica:''' I am large woman. Really, I am large
-->'''Jon''':
'''Jon:''' That's somewhat upsetting, even more than the taking of my land. This is my land though, this is ''my''
-->'''Putin!Jessica''':
'''Putin!Jessica:''' Well, historically is Putin's desk.
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--->'''Jon''': By the way, we spent all day looking up old stuff on the Internet of Stephen, it's ''really'' fun. [''{{beat}}, while the audience cackles''] Uh. [''clears throat''] I mean working. We were ''working''.
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* May 1, 2014: Jon [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/fyu9wm/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-bad-news-mayor checks in]] with Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and does [[ZigZaggingTrope an unbelievably elaborate waltz]] with a SpitTake. By the time he learns that [[spoiler:Ford will seek re-election ''despite'' admitting himself to rehab]], Jon sits there for a {{Beat}}, drinks a sip of water and spits it out in disgust.
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* May 1, 2014: Jon [[http://www.cc.com/video-clips/fyu9wm/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-bad-news-mayor checks in]] with Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and does [[ZigZaggingTrope an unbelievably elaborate waltz]] with a SpitTake. By the time he learns that [[spoiler:Ford Ford will seek re-election ''despite'' admitting himself to rehab]], rehab, Jon sits there for a {{Beat}}, drinks a sip of water and spits it out in disgust.
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* July 23, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/t5te2u/sin-subsidy]] Jon Stewart plays a video while screaming and holding a severed head in response to the "chaos" over an Affordable Care Act ruling. Fun begins at 3:25.
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* July 23, 2014: Jon plays a [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/t5te2u/sin-subsidy]] Jon Stewart plays a video com/videos/t5te2u/sin-subsidy video]] while screaming and holding a severed head in response to the "chaos" over an Affordable Care Act ruling. Fun begins at 3:25.
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-->'''Williams:''' Are you sure you're a Republican?
-->'''Winter:''' I'm a Republican.
-->'''Williams:''' Because you don't sound like one. Name three hip-hop artists; [[Music/{{Eminem}} Eminem]] does not count.
-->'''Winter:''' [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]], uh, would be one.
-->'''Williams:''' Mm-hmm.
-->'''Winter:''' And then, uh, there's...um...and, uh...
-->'''Williams:''' You're taking too long.
-->'''Winter:''' [[EpicFail Uh, there's several others.]]
-->'''Williams:''' Okay, you're a Republican.
* October 29, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/94qtlx/democalypse-2014---south-by-south-mess--mex-tex Al Madrigal addresses the Texan stance on immigration]], which entails an interview with a sheriff who seems profoundly misinformed. This is capped off by Madrigal baiting the sheriff into making points against immigrants...[[{{Irony}} and turns his points into]] [[spoiler:[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Colossus the inscription on the Statue of Liberty]]]]. Starts at 3:29.
-->'''Winter:''' I'm a Republican.
-->'''Williams:''' Because you don't sound like one. Name three hip-hop artists; [[Music/{{Eminem}} Eminem]] does not count.
-->'''Winter:''' [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]], uh, would be one.
-->'''Williams:''' Mm-hmm.
-->'''Winter:''' And then, uh, there's...um...and, uh...
-->'''Williams:''' You're taking too long.
-->'''Winter:''' [[EpicFail Uh, there's several others.]]
-->'''Williams:''' Okay, you're a Republican.
* October 29, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/94qtlx/democalypse-2014---south-by-south-mess--mex-tex Al Madrigal addresses the Texan stance on immigration]], which entails an interview with a sheriff who seems profoundly misinformed. This is capped off by Madrigal baiting the sheriff into making points against immigrants...[[{{Irony}} and turns his points into]] [[spoiler:[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Colossus the inscription on the Statue of Liberty]]]]. Starts at 3:29.
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-->'''Williams:''' Are you sure you're a Republican?
-->'''Winter:'''Republican?\\
'''Winter:''' I'm aRepublican.
-->'''Williams:'''Republican.\\
'''Williams:''' Because you don't sound like one. Name three hip-hop artists;[[Music/{{Eminem}} Eminem]] Music/{{Eminem}} does not count.
-->'''Winter:''' [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]],count.\\
'''Winter:''' Music/{{Tupac|Shakur}}, uh, would beone.
-->'''Williams:''' Mm-hmm.
-->'''Winter:'''one.\\
'''Williams:''' Mm-hmm.\\
'''Winter:''' And then, uh, there's...um...and,uh...
-->'''Williams:'''uh...\\
'''Williams:''' You're taking toolong.
-->'''Winter:'''long.\\
'''Winter:''' [[EpicFail Uh, there's several others.]]
-->'''Williams:''']]\\
'''Williams:''' Okay, you're a Republican.
* October 29, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/94qtlx/democalypse-2014---south-by-south-mess--mex-tex Al Madrigal addresses the Texan stance on immigration]], which entails an interview with a sheriff who seems profoundly misinformed. This is capped off by Madrigal baiting the sheriff into making points against immigrants...[[{{Irony}} and turns his points into]][[spoiler:[[http://en.[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Colossus the inscription on the Statue of Liberty]]]].Liberty]]. Starts at 3:29.
-->'''Winter:'''
'''Winter:''' I'm a
-->'''Williams:'''
'''Williams:''' Because you don't sound like one. Name three hip-hop artists;
-->'''Winter:''' [[Music/TupacShakur Tupac]],
'''Winter:''' Music/{{Tupac|Shakur}}, uh, would be
-->'''Williams:''' Mm-hmm.
-->'''Winter:'''
'''Williams:''' Mm-hmm.\\
'''Winter:''' And then, uh, there's...um...and,
-->'''Williams:'''
'''Williams:''' You're taking too
-->'''Winter:'''
'''Winter:''' [[EpicFail Uh, there's several others.
-->'''Williams:'''
'''Williams:''' Okay, you're a Republican.
* October 29, 2014: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/94qtlx/democalypse-2014---south-by-south-mess--mex-tex Al Madrigal addresses the Texan stance on immigration]], which entails an interview with a sheriff who seems profoundly misinformed. This is capped off by Madrigal baiting the sheriff into making points against immigrants...[[{{Irony}} and turns his points into]]
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-->'''Wilmore''': You know, I have a dream, Jon, that one day, the actions of a handful of a few sh*{[[SoundEffectBleep beep]])*y white people as discrediting ''their'' entire race.
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--->'''Jon''': You could say the "system-IC" or "sys-TEM-ic".
--->'''Kristen''': Both of them, gross!
--->'''Jon''': It's barbar...
--->'''Kristen''': -IC!
--->'''Kristen''': Both of them, gross!
--->'''Jon''': It's barbar...
--->'''Kristen''': -IC!
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'''Kristen:''' Both of them,
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'''Jon:''' It's
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'''Kristen:''' -IC!
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-->'''Trevor''': Oh shit!!! ''[runs off]''
* June 1, 2015: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/zag7v8/lindsey-graham-enters-the-presidential-race Jon mocks the usage of]] James Brown's "I Feel Good" in Lindsey Graham's presidential campaign announcement, applying it to other inappropriate moments, and finishing off with "Get On Up" during another inappropriate moment.
* June 15, 2015: Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane, Washington branch of the NAACP, is revealed to actually be a white woman. Jon tries to discuss the story with TDS's Senior Black Correspondent... Jordan Klepper, who also tries to insist he's black, until Jessica Williams enters to bring order.
* June 16, 2015: Donald Trump announces he wants to seek the nomination for President in '16. Jon is practically frothing at the mouth, and realizes his show is now on "comedy hospice" thanks to this, knowing he'll have no shortage of material in the last weeks of his show. (It's not enough to get him to keep his promise to not retire if Trump does run, though).
* July 21, 2015: For his last interview by Jon, President Obama bemoans how Jon is leaving his job before him, and issues an Executive Order making him stay on The Daily Show.
* August 6, 2015:
* June 1, 2015: [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/zag7v8/lindsey-graham-enters-the-presidential-race Jon mocks the usage of]] James Brown's "I Feel Good" in Lindsey Graham's presidential campaign announcement, applying it to other inappropriate moments, and finishing off with "Get On Up" during another inappropriate moment.
* June 15, 2015: Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane, Washington branch of the NAACP, is revealed to actually be a white woman. Jon tries to discuss the story with TDS's Senior Black Correspondent... Jordan Klepper, who also tries to insist he's black, until Jessica Williams enters to bring order.
* June 16, 2015: Donald Trump announces he wants to seek the nomination for President in '16. Jon is practically frothing at the mouth, and realizes his show is now on "comedy hospice" thanks to this, knowing he'll have no shortage of material in the last weeks of his show. (It's not enough to get him to keep his promise to not retire if Trump does run, though).
* July 21, 2015: For his last interview by Jon, President Obama bemoans how Jon is leaving his job before him, and issues an Executive Order making him stay on The Daily Show.
* August 6, 2015:
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--->'''Rahm Emanuel:''' What has nine and a half fingers and won't miss you at all? This guy!
--->'''Chris Christie:''' I'll never forget you, Jon! ...But I will be trying.
--->'''Hillary Clinton:''' And ''just'' when I'm running for President. [[BlatantLies What a bummer]].
--->'''Wolf Blitzer:''' Jon, I just don't know what to [[ExactWords say]]. [''cue monitor displaying "SCREW YOU, STEWART"'']
--->'''John [=McCain=]:''' So long, jackass.
--->'''Chris Christie:''' I'll never forget you, Jon! ...But I will be trying.
--->'''Hillary Clinton:''' And ''just'' when I'm running for President. [[BlatantLies What a bummer]].
--->'''Wolf Blitzer:''' Jon, I just don't know what to [[ExactWords say]]. [''cue monitor displaying "SCREW YOU, STEWART"'']
--->'''John [=McCain=]:''' So long, jackass.
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--->'''Rahm Emanuel:''' What has nine and a half fingers and won't miss you at all? This guy!
--->'''Chrisguy!\\
'''Chris Christie:''' I'll never forget you, Jon! ...But I will betrying.
--->'''Hillarytrying.\\
'''Hillary Clinton:''' And ''just'' when I'm running for President. [[BlatantLies What abummer]].
--->'''Wolfbummer]].\\
'''Wolf Blitzer:''' Jon, I just don't know what to [[ExactWords say]]. [''cue monitor displaying "SCREW YOU,STEWART"'']
--->'''JohnSTEWART"'']\\
'''John [=McCain=]:''' So long, jackass.
--->'''Chris
'''Chris Christie:''' I'll never forget you, Jon! ...But I will be
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'''Hillary Clinton:''' And ''just'' when I'm running for President. [[BlatantLies What a
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'''John [=McCain=]:''' So long, jackass.
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---->'''Kalan:''' It's an ethnic epithet, like "Jimmy the Greek"!
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---->'''[=McCoy=]:''' [[Franchise/StarWars But if Hutt is a species, then why does he call himself "Jabba the Hutt"]]?
---->'''Kalan:'''Hutt"]]?\\
'''Kalan:''' It's an ethnic epithet, like "Jimmy the Greek"!
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'''Kalan:''' It's an ethnic epithet, like "Jimmy the Greek"!
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* February 12, 2024: On Jon's first day back, Creator/RonnyChieng nearly breaks him and the rest of the correspondents by talking (and nearly choking) while eating a plate of potato skins.
* Mar 11, 2024: When discussing the State of the Union and the response to it, Jon points out that Senator Katie Britt's insistence on keeping a smile through the whole thing kinda ruins the tone a bit, complete with his own SlasherSmile.
--> '''Jon''': I'm sorry, who smiles when saying the words "steeped in the blood of patriots"?
* Mar 11, 2024: When discussing the State of the Union and the response to it, Jon points out that Senator Katie Britt's insistence on keeping a smile through the whole thing kinda ruins the tone a bit, complete with his own SlasherSmile.
--> '''Jon''': I'm sorry, who smiles when saying the words "steeped in the blood of patriots"?
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* February 12, 12th, 2024: On Jon's first day back, Creator/RonnyChieng nearly breaks him and the rest of the correspondents by talking (and nearly choking) while eating a plate of potato skins.
* Mar11, 11th, 2024: When discussing the State of the Union and the response to it, Jon points out that Senator Katie Britt's insistence on keeping a smile through the whole thing kinda ruins the tone a bit, complete with his own SlasherSmile.
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--> '''Jon''': I'm sorry, who smiles when saying the words "steeped in the blood of patriots"?
** In response to many Republicans claiming to carry the Constitution next to their hearts, Jon reveals what he's got next to his heart: the Constitution, the Magna Carta, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the Gap employee handbook]].
--> '''Jon''': I'm sorry, who smiles when saying the words "steeped in the blood of patriots"?
** In response to many Republicans claiming to carry the Constitution next to their hearts, Jon reveals what he's got next to his heart: the Constitution, the Magna Carta, and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the Gap employee handbook]].
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* June 1, 2011: Jon Stewart's reaction to [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-1-2011/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad?xrs=share_copy Donald Trump demonstrating what is the antithesis of true New York pizza,]] such as stacking the slices and (what really slams on Stewart's BerserkButton), eating them with a knife and fork.
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* June 1, 2011: Jon Stewart's reaction to [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-1-2011/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad?xrs=share_copy [[https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad Donald Trump demonstrating what is the antithesis of true New York pizza,]] such as stacking the slices and (what really slams on Stewart's BerserkButton), eating them with a knife and fork.
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** Dr. Bagelman's earlier appearance in response to the Palestinan MickeyMouse rip-off should not go amiss either, especially when they bring in the new character and the show devolves into JewsLoveToArgue.
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** Dr. Bagelman's earlier appearance in response to the Palestinan MickeyMouse WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse rip-off should not go amiss either, especially when they bring in the new character and the show devolves into JewsLoveToArgue.
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** His use of InsaneTrollLogic when it came to Creator/{{CNN}}'s botched coverage of the Boston Marathon bombing. He responded to an "apology" by CNN's president by interpreting that his apology was saying that CNN doesn't care what they do because the audience will keep coming back, and then interprets that by saying that the audience is in an abusive relationship with CNN.
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** His use of InsaneTrollLogic when it came to Creator/{{CNN}}'s CNN's botched coverage of the Boston Marathon bombing. He responded to an "apology" by CNN's president by interpreting that his apology was saying that CNN doesn't care what they do because the audience will keep coming back, and then interprets that by saying that the audience is in an abusive relationship with CNN.
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*** Members of the studio production are noted as having the hardest job of all...watching the news all day. We come across a group of people watching Creator/{{Fox News|Channel}}, Creator/{{CNN}}, Fox News, CNN, and Creator/{{MSNBC}} MSNBC on adjacent monitors. We see that this has left them with dead, blank stares and bleeding eyes.
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-->'''John Oliver:''' The base level of respect will be enough.
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-->'''John Oliver:''' The base level of respect will be enough.\\
'''Stewart''': (''hopelessly {{corpsing}}'')
'''John Oliver:''' ''Penistopher Wimplecrappe!''
'''Stewart''': (''hopelessly {{corpsing}}'')
'''John Oliver:''' ''Penistopher Wimplecrappe!''
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--->'''Jon''': [[BerserkButton ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK]]?! [[UnstoppableRage A FUCKING FORK]]?! AW, ''[[BilingualBonus MARONE]]''! [[BilingualBonus La forcella è satanico! Uno strumento del diavolo!]][[note]]"You force of Satan! Instrument of the devil!"[[/note]] Creator/DonaldTrump, why don't you take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye?! Donald Trump, we work hard. And you do this? You disrespect us in our own house? [[BilingualBonus Scadagouch]]--you can put your name on anything you wanna build, your fucking glass and gold-plated buildings ''to the sky'', blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine! But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and you eat your pizza with a fucking fork right in front of us?! Who the fuck do you think you're--you know what, hey, why don't you take a shit in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch!
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--->'''Jon''': [[BerserkButton ARE YOU EATING IT WITH A FORK]]?! [[UnstoppableRage A FUCKING FORK]]?! AW, ''[[BilingualBonus MARONE]]''! [[BilingualBonus La forcella è satanico! Uno strumento del diavolo!]][[note]]"You force of Satan! Instrument of the devil!"[[/note]] Creator/DonaldTrump, why don't you take that fork and stick it right in New York's eye?! Donald Trump, we work hard. And you do this? You disrespect us in our own house? [[BilingualBonus Scadagouch]]--you can put your name on anything you wanna build, your fucking glass and gold-plated buildings ''to the sky'', blocking out the Central Park sun, it's fine. It's fine! But you invite an important visitor to our house, to our town, and you eat your pizza with a fucking fork right in front of us?! Who the fuck do you think you're--you know what, hey, why don't you take a shit in Fiorello LaGuardia's [=LaGuardia's=] hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's [=Joe DiMaggio's=] crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch? You son of a bitch!
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Removal of misused What An Idiot
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* July 24, 2013: [[WhatAnIdiot Anthony Weiner gets caught texting a picture of his penis]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot again]]'', this time, using the alias "Carlos Danger," leading John Oliver to say "Danger... is my user name.", also starting a RunningGag where John dances and plays the song "Danger (Been So Long)" by rapper Mystikal whenever "Carlos Danger" gets mentioned.
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* July 24, 2013: [[WhatAnIdiot Anthony Weiner gets caught texting a picture of his penis]] ''[[WhatAnIdiot again]]'', penis ''again'', this time, using the alias "Carlos Danger," leading John Oliver to say "Danger... is my user name.", also starting a RunningGag where John dances and plays the song "Danger (Been So Long)" by rapper Mystikal whenever "Carlos Danger" gets mentioned.