!!!The Cannonball Run
* Dom [=DeLuise=]'s ability to become a OneManArmy every time he becomes Captain Chaos, putting on a costume and everything. Once he does it while he's driving a car, and Burt can only stare at him in disbelief.
* The BlindDriving bit with the stock car.
-->'''Mel''': I can't see shit, can you?
-->'''Terry''': No problem. No problem.
-->''[drives into a swimming pool]''
* After [=McClure=] meets the doctor that Prinzim manages to scrounge up to ride in the ambulance: "''Never'' tell me where you found him!"
* The battle with the biker gang is a riot of slapstick.

!!!Cannonball Run II
* ''"Boys, I got one condition on your needs. I'm gonna give you the limo, but only if you take this [[ManiacMonkeys hairy son of a bitch]] with you!"''
* The starting point of the race as the characters punch in their entry sheet and hit the road. One of the racers complains to the one in front of him telling him to hurry up. He insults back the the complainer has a ''monster truck'' for a car. You can pretty tell how that ends.