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  • "(insert literally ANY occupation) are this nation's backbone!"
  • "Our father... Art, who is up in heaven, aloe vera be thy name. The thigh...thy kingdom...thy kingdom... Cum!.. The magic kingdom! As it is on Earth...in a helicopter. Give us this day, our daily pizza, and let us digest it. Forgive us...pass...forgive our passes we commit sometimes on womenfolk with their dresses that are on too tight. Like...baby, that's a nice caboose you got on your... wait, that's not part of it! Forgive our trespassers, and do not lead us to the Temptations, because we are tired of them and their dancing. And deliver us from evil with your mighty sword and falcon forever and ever and ever, amen." Ladies and gentlemen, that was Cam Brady saying the Lord's Prayer, with help from Mitch.
  • Cam handles snakes at an evangelical church to prove his faith. Hilarity Ensues.
  • After the snake bite and suffering through the ill effects of the venom, Cam gets a permanent erection, gets covered in mud, delusionally bite into a live raccoon for food, and then crash into the Christian Mendenhall house and terrorizes the poor family before passing out.
  • "I am beholden to only one man and that's the greatest American who ever lived - Jesus Christ."
  • "Marty Huggins couldn't take care of his wife- so I did". Cut to Cam Brady screwing Marty's wife. On national TV.
  • "He just punched a baby."
    • "Is anyone asking how my hand feels after punching that iron-like jaw of that baby?"
    • Later, on a news report: "Cam Brady, not satisfied with just punching a baby, has now punched a puppy."
  • Rainbow Land. There's something hilarious about using a book Cam wrote in crayon in the second grade and using it to call him a communist.
    Marty: "It is right here in his communist manifesto!"
    • And to top it off, it reaches number 6 on Amazon.
  • The dirty, sex-talk laden message Cam leaves at the wrong number that sets the entire thing in motion, recorded on voicemail because the family was praying before dinner.
    Cam: Hey Shana. It's congressman Cam Brady here. I just stepped away from a family dinner to tell you I wish I wasn't eating fried steak. I wish I was eating Shana pussy. Seriously, baby, you get me so hard my dick presses against my zipper and it hurts like a motherfucker. What else? Oh, hey, I got your parents tickets to The Producers. And, oh, yeah, let's do something crazy weird next time like lick each other's buttholes in a Denny's bathroom. All right, I gotta go. Cam Brady in '012.
    Mr. Mendenhall: Jesus would give him a Tongue-Lashing... Not like the one he requested...
  • Marty's ratings actually go up after the "Black Hawk Down" incident.
  • The Huggins family confessing things at the dinner table.
  • While arguing with Cam, Mrs. Brady tells her kids to put in their headphones because she's about to use "TV-mature words." What the Brady kids are listening to: "Azz and Tittiez" by Three 6 Mafia.
  • Everyone's confessions after watching Marty Huggins' campaign about telling the truth.
    Confessional Husband: I've been having an affair with the waitress at Ruby Tuesday's.
    Confessional Wife: So have I!
    Mr. Mendenhall: I've been running a meth lab out of the kids' tree fort.
    Mrs. Mendenhall: I'm your twin sister.
    Eldery Dan: Half of the time I don't know what the fuck I am talking about.
    Glenn Motch: I tried to kill you in your sleep. Three times.
    Wade Motch: What?
  • The reveal of Tim Wattley's criminal past and multiple fake identities at the end: Dermot Mulroney AKA Osama Gettin'-Laiden AKA The Greek Butcher AKA The Greek Baker AKA The Greek Candlestick-Maker.

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