* "I think he was...ASIAN!"
** "He was speaking another language... I'm pretty sure it was...Asian."
* The Medieval Times fight scene between Chip and Steven.
** Chip chasing after Steven with a mace.
** Chip's hammy reaction after Steven throws some dirt his face.
--->'''Chip''': I'M BLINDED! OH, SHIT!
** Chip and Steven start fighting with bladed staffs, and Chip notes the similarly to the famous fight scene in [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries TOS]]'s "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E1AmokTime Amok Time]]." Chip then proceeds to start singing the iconic fight scene music as he and Steven fight, and gets '''way''' into character as Spock, even calling Steven "Jim."
--->'''Steven''': Chip, this isn't funny! Will you stop it?
--->'''Chip''': The name is "Spock." And if we don't fight to the death, they ''will'' kill us both.
--->'''Steven''': This isn't ''Franchise/StarTrek''!
--->'''Chip''': (''twirls his staff until the bladed end is upright, then glares at Steven who's clearly thinking OhCrap'') Goodbye, Jim.
* Chip beating up Robin's date in the bathroom.
** Before that, Chip popping up behind the guy in the bathroom stall.
* "Tonight, on Creator/{{UPN}}! The trial that has captured the nation! The world is waiting for the verdict! But YOU don't have to wait for the movie!"
-->'''Sam Sweet (played by Creator/EricRoberts)''': (''scoffs'') Crybaby.
-->'''Stan Sweet (also played by Eric Roberts)''': I love you!
-->'''Sam Sweet''': You were ALWAYS such a crybaby! (''Stan pleads for him to stop'') Look who's cryin' now!
-->'''Announcer''': ERIC ROBERTS is Stan and Sam Sweet, in...''Brother Sweet Brother: The Killing of Stanton Sweet''. Parental discretion advised.
* Chip visits Steven in jail and, in a parody of a similar scene from ''Film/MidnightExpress'', presses his bare chest against the glass, attracting unwanted amorous attention to Steven from a nearby prisoner.
-->'''Chip:''' Ohh, Billy...
* Steven's nightmare. While it has NightmareFuel, Chip was hilarious in it.
-->'''Chip''': [[VoiceOfTheLegion I just wanna hang out! NO BIG DEAL!]]
* A spider crawls on Chip's face while talking to Steven on the phone. What's better is that Chip ''doesn't seem to notice the spider.'' Which just adds to his creepiness.
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