Funny / The Band Wagon

  • Lily to Lester: "We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement; we hate each other!"
  • Tony goes to the post-preview wake:
    Girl at party: Want a sandwich? We've got ham, deviled egg...
    Tony: Oh, no! I've had quite enough of both for one evening!
  • The Triplets musical number had this troper laughing so hard.