Funny / The Art of Self-Defense

• Sensei is absolutely full of these thanks to Alessandro Nivola's ridiculously deadpan yet unflinchingly intense delivery.
  • Once he tells Casey he found one of the bikers that beat him up at a bar, his description is "sometimes he wears a hat, sometimes he doesn't." When a drunk man stumbles out of the bar, he tells Casey that he's the man they're looking for. He's technically correct.
  Sensei: He matches the description I gave you.
• Casey supplies the dojo with custom belts that match the color of their rank. This includes many black and brown belts, but the students are no less enthusiastic.