Funny / The Andy Milonakis Show

• The theme song, for starters:
  I rock peas for my head
  But don't call me a peahead
  Bees on my head
  But don't call me a beehead
  Bruce Lees on my head
  But don't call me Leehead
  Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed

  You wear namebrands and I make my own clothing
  I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing:
  "I hate myself!"

  Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
  I like shampoo botlles that sit on my lappy
  Cuz it's my show, you can't tell me what to do
  When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew

  So yo, I gotta go
  It's time for me to rock it
  I put baloney in my left pocket
  Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
  Cuz it's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis

  It's my show, I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmakis
  It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis

• And the second theme song:
  I got peas on my head, but don't call me a-call me a-call me a...
  L.A.!
  That's how I roll, son
  Got a new shirt and a brand new stroll, son
  It's crazy hot
  5 million degrees
  And I'm praying on my knees
  Just to get a little breeze
  Forget about Bs I got Qs on my head
  And all the other letters take a cruise on my head
  Bruce Lee's chillin', readin' news on my head
  And a moose is punching a bruise on my head
  Damn, Skippy, I moved to California
  Brand new show, but yo, I gotta warn ya
  If you carrot me, then you know I gotta corn ya
  Your footsie is stuck!
  Well, I'll shoehorn ya
  I'm Andy Milonakis and this is me show
  After me flow, you know we've got to go
  L.A. sun for my New York snow
  And a shmoow shmork for shmoork shmork show
  Peace!

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