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Funny: The Andy Milonakis Show

  • The theme song, for starters:

    I rock peas for my head
    But don't call me a peahead
    Bees on my head
    But don't call me a beehead
    Bruce Lees on my head
    But don't call me Leehead
    Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed

    You wear namebrands and I make my own clothing
    I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing:
    "I hate myself!"

    Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
    I like shampoo botlles that sit on my lappy
    Cuz it's my show, you can't tell me what to do
    When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew

    So yo, I gotta go
    It's time for me to rock it
    I put baloney in my left pocket
    Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
    Cuz it's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis

    It's my show, I'm Shmandy Shmiloshmakis
    It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis