Funny / The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother
- The entire opening with Holmes and Watson, but especially the first bit:
Holmes: (via a handwritten sign) "Ugly 6'3" murderer at keyhole."
Watson: "Holy Jesus Christ!"
Holmes: (via another sign) "Act normally."
Watson: "...but it's cold outside!"
- Sacker has been holding a cup, and seems to be proffering it to Sigurson, who takes it and sips.
Sigurson: You call this tea?
Sacker: No sir. I call it hot water. I was merely rinsing out the cup when you grabbed it.
- The entore opera sequence.
Henchman: Why don't we all drink some-
Gambetti: (throws prop at him) SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
- The entire auction scene, especially when the otherwise dimwitted minion Finney (Roy Kinnear) has to help Math Professor Moriarty (Leo Mc Kern) use long division with decimals:
Moriarty: Oh Christ, how do you do this?
Finney: Well, you put down 11.18...
Moriarty: Oh sure, I wouldn't know even to put down 11.18.., What I'm askin' ya idiot, is whether you multiply or divide?
Moriarty: Are you sure?
Moriarty: I'll kill you if you screw this up.