Season 1:
- The Jelly Babies scene:(Mr. Rockell lifts up Nic Hall's mattress, finding he's hidden Jelly Babies)Mr. Rockell: OhNic Hall: Present for you, sirMr. Rockell: Are these your babies?Nic Hall: No they're yours, sir.Mr. Rockell: They certainly are - Mr. Perry!Mr. Perry: WHAT?!Mr. Rockell: Someone has been pregnant, and given birth to babies! Fine conception!
- Scott Peters running around the tree.
- Matron having the sheer audacity to sniff the boys' armpits.Matron: You smell quite sweet.Gilroy: Thank you, Matron.Matron: Why do you smell sweet?Gilroy: I had a wash last night.Matron: Well he had a wash last night and he doesn't smell sweet.
- Hollie Dearman explaining the food problem:Holly: You've seen that I heave when I look at the food, and I can't stay here if I'm not eatin'. It's just not good for me.
- Jess Boulton scoring 0/20 on a biology test.Jess: 0/20.(Laughter)
- "Get your head out of your hands. I sincerely doubt there's a brain in there big enough to way it down to that extent that it needs propping up."
- Mr. Warr's classic Death Glare during his rant directed at James Ingram, which looks more akin to a hand-drawn sad face.
- This:Miss Gibson: I will not have every rehearsal like this because it'll kill me.Qadeer Razaque: Good.
- "Unlike you. Look at your tie. There's a gap here. I could get a train through that".
- "Why are you standing like that? You're standing like a catwalk model, don't".
- "Are you holding the wall up, Ming"?