Funny / Tales From Alcatraz

Al Capone Does My Shirts

• Little Miss Con Artist Piper manipulates her classmates into paying to have inmates wash their clothes. Once the euphoria wears off and the kids realize that they paid a lot for nothing special, one of them is in a simultaneously disgruntled and pun-making mood and notes that Piper took them "to the cleaners."

Al Capone Shines My Shoes:

• Darby Trixle's determined search for a missing bar spreader that is part of an inmate plot takes a sudden humorous turn with the reveal that he hasn't noticed how his own young daughter found it and is using it to decorate her playhouse.
• When Elliot Ness visits the prison, his old nemesis Al Capone is assigned to prepare his dinner and gets away with spitting in it when no one put Moose and Piper are looking.

Al Capone Does My Homework

• The whole conversation about Jimmy making cheese out of belly button mold.