Funny / Tag

• Pretty much any time the guys try to tag Jerry, and the movie goes into slow-motion to watch Jerry analyse his escape moves and trip up his friends.
• "Hoagie's attempt to face me fails because he lacks confidence... also I think it's fair to say I'm fucking surgical with these complimentary donuts."
• Meanwhile the reporter is watching those donuts fly and thinking to herself "This is why print journalism is dying."
• What starts off the story: Bob is getting interviewed by the reporter when Hoagie shows up dressed as a janitor to tag him. Bob tries to escape by picking up his office chair to smash out a window... only to have the shatterproof glass bounce the chair back into his face.
• Just before they go after Jerry at the club:
  Hoagie: Let's synchronize our watches.
  Bob: I don't know how to do that.
  Chili: I don't wear a watch.
  Sable: Time is a construct.