* Most of the stuff Gabe does is simply to provide comedy, like when he builds a low-orbit satellite-based butter launcher:
--->Gabe: "It launches butter from ''orbit''! What other reason would I need?"
** Or the walnut railgun:
--->Gabe: "Using thousands of deadly supermagnets, it accelerates your nuts to point-four (that's .4) times the speed of light, ensuring maximum enjoyment of said nuts."
** Firing Axel to ''hit'' the giant robot was pretty funny.
* Axel, despite being TheStoic most of the time, gets a rare moment in ''December 23rd'':
--->Axel: "I'm not stupid, I'm not dumb, I'm not a jerk, or an ass, or asking for it. I'm point-blank ''blunt'', and if someone asks me something, no matter how old they are, or how subjective it is, I'm gonna speak the truth. So, in answer to your question, Ere, yes, those pants ''do'' make your butt look big."
** What happens [[CurbStompBattle afterward is equally funny]].
* The ''Ainaveltsac'' arc, despite having broken [[SpriteComic taboo]], had plenty of funny moments. One such was Gabe's [[GenreSavvy Genre-Savviness]] finally coming in handy--just in time for everyone to split up.
--->Gabe: "Alright, guys, I think I know where we a-...where'd they go?!"
** Report bashing AT&T
---->Report: "Zero bars...figures. 'Fastest-growing 4G-network', my ass."
** Ere's jovial skipping when she realizes she can beat up both Tsadilb and Axel at once.
** Yug's Munchhausen-esque navigation of the "Topsy-Turvy Castle". And befriending the Guard Armor.
** Retrope's face when she found the [[WhipItGood Vamp Slayer]], which doubled as NightmareFuel.
** Gabe's fight against [[GrimReaper Repaer]], in its entirety.
---->Gabe: "Alright, there's a hot chick under there!"
---->''[Wind blows, revealing that Reaper's lack of undergarments]''
---->Gabe: "...And not much else, it would seem." *{{slasher smile}}* "Let's see ''how'' little..."
** Retrope's "{{boss fight}}" against "The Criminal", consisting of a dance-off.
** Gabe versus, well, ''any'' female monster:
---->CuteMonsterGirl: "Ooh, someone new to play with..."
---->Gabe: "Lady, if we gon' play, we playin' da Gabe way."
** Gabe discovering the infamous [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaChroniclesOfSorrow "Ladies' Room"]], and his reaction.
---->Gabe: "I now believe in God, and am convinced she's female. And hot. And perverted. And awesome."
*** Even funnier now considering tha Ophiuchus, who is a very hot female, is basically the omniversal God.
* In a recent mini-arc, Gabe tricks Ere into dressing like [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Yoko]], complete with [[SmallGirlBigGun gun]] and then snaps a few pictures. A loud offscreen "BLAM" appears at the beginning of the next page, and at the start of the next arc Gabe is shown holding a bloody rag to the side of his head.
* The [[NoodleIncident Sticky Spoon Conundrum]]. The whole thing counts, but ''especially'' [[ReactionShot Ere's]] [[OhCrap reaction]].
* "I'm probably going to regret asking this, but why were you even ''carrying'' three cans of sardines?"
** Made even better by Kerrie's totally innocent expression.
* "May I please ask why you are wearing a shirt made of corn?"
** "It's a Crop Top."
* [[spoiler: After overusing his MartyStu Powers, and having half his hair turn white,]] all Report has to say is this:
---->Report: ''I wonder if I get a Senior's Discount now.''
* The [[HappyDance Doog-ie Boogie]].
** Even better, [[spoiler: ''Google-hime'']] doing the Doog-ie Boogie with him later on!
* "[[CensoredForComedy WHAT THE BLEEP ARE YOU DOING?!?]]"
** For context: [[spoiler:CatGirl Catarina is caught where she shouldn't be. She attempts to escape through a Warp Door...and finds one of the [[ParodySue Sue's]] (namely, Symphony) trying to force Report into bed with her.]] HilarityEnsues.
* Anything involving the [[ParodySue Sue's]] is hilarious as hell.
* [[TheKlutz Z. Tulk]] is a comedy goldmine.
** Particularly when he tried to ski off a cliff. In the summer.
--> Z. Tulk: PLEASE! SEND AMBERLAMPS!
--> Ere: ...Amberlamps? I don't- Oh, you mean ambulance, right?
--> Z. Tulk: YAS. I NEED AMBERLAMPS NOOOOOOOOOW!
* "[[MemeticMutation EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!]]" *flop*
* Noah getting crushed by a runaway elevator, while meant to be a dramatic moment, just comes across as funny (and karmic, given what [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath he did to Report two strips ago]].)
* "Boobs aren't everything, right Retrope?" (cue HiddenBuxom reveal)
* "I have a brother. His name is Dab." (everyone in the room dabs)
* Thorq, being the ComicallySerious, has some pretty hilarious lines.
* Daerlys lusting over Report and [[{{Yandere}} trying to set up "accidents" for Ere.]]
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