Funny / Struck By Lightning

  • Two! Four! Six! Eight! Heard you like to fornicate!
  • We're gonna spread that shit like Nutella.
  • Also:
    Mom: You were on ADD medication as a kid.
    Carson: I thought I was just unusually calm and mature for my age.
    Mom: Nope. You were drugged. *beat* I hid it in your food.
  • "What US President's term was compared to Camelot?" "Clinton?" "No, that was Came-A-Lot."