Funny / Snowball Express

• After Richard is told to leave the room so Sue can speak with Johnny alone.
  Sue: "Richard, would you leave the room please?"
  Richard: "Mom, what's this gotta do with sex?"
• Suzie's reaction to the raccoons: "There's someone in the oven!"
• The follow-up joke to a newspaper article that Richard reads about an anthropologist from Harvard wanting to measure the thickness of John's skull. Mr. Ridgeway arrives at the hotel a few moments later and Richard immediately asks, "Are you from Harvard?"
• Wally blasting the stump: It flies straight and high enough to be visible from the hotel and ends up landing right back where it started.
  Wally: "Ah, darn!"
• This exchange after John and Jesse crash through a snowbank and end up inside an old mining tunnel during the snowmobile race.
  Jesse: "We dead?"
  Johnny: "I didn't want to be the first to mention it."
  Jesse: "Johnny, I hate to add to your troubles, but it's getting hotter."
  Johnny: "It sure is..."
  Jesse: "Must be that go-round I had with the widow Corzine. But heck, that was 20 years ago, and she started it. "