Victor: You gotta look mean or people won't respect you. White people will run all over you if you don't look mean. You gotta look like a warrior! You gotta look like you just came back from killing a buffalo!
Thomas: But our tribe never hunted buffalo - we were fishermen.
Victor: What! You want to look like you just came back from catching a fish? This ain't "Dances With Salmon" you know!
Thomas and Victor use the warrior face, only to realize that it doesn't work (well sometimes anyway).
"The only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV... are Indians watching Indians on TV."
The two girls with the busted transmission when they pick Victor and Thomas up, driving backwards the whole way.