Funny / Service with a Smile

• Chapter 26: Jaune gets Ruby's advice on relationships. They do realize neither of them know much, so Jaune decides to just describe the situation he was in and get her opinion.
  "Okay. So... we were out at a nightclub together."
  "Uhuh," Ruby said, leaning forward.
  "And then they both kissed me."
  "..." Ruby blinked.
  "On the lips," Jaune added, or clarified. "With tongue. For about a minute or more."
  She stared at him. Long and hard.
  "Do you think that means they like me?"
  Ruby sighed. She was fifteen, and she already felt like she was too old for this.
  • According to Ruby's narration, she got "the Talk" from Taiyang, then Taiyang thought it'd be funny to tell Yang he hadn't and make her give the Talk, which both Taiyang and Ruby hilarious. Then all three of them did the same thing to Qrow... and immediately decided to intervene and give Qrow's kids the Talk for him if he ever settled down because of how traumatizing him giving the Talk was.
• Chapter 34: Miltia finally gives up on any attempt at subtlety, tackles Jaune to the ground in front of his customers and makes out with him. Jaune still manages to be confused, which infuriates Miltia even more.
  Miltia: I made out with you! In front of my sister. In front of a whole load of people. In front of all your customers now! The making out was the message, you dense fucker! What, do I need to pin a poster of myself naked to your wall with the caption "I want some fukk" written underneath it or something? Is that how I make you realise I like you?
  Jaune: You like me...?
  Everyone Else: [facepalm]
• Chapter 40: Ruby's reaction to Mercury asking for a dance.
  Ruby: Uh. You want me to set you up with Yang?
  Mercury: Do people actually ask you for that?
  Ruby: Sometimes, yeah.
  Mercury: That's pretty messed up.
  Ruby: I know. Yang tells me to accept and lead them to her, so she can punch them in the balls for trying to use me.
  Mercury: Heh. Nice.
• Chapter 43: Jaune's drunken escapades with Miltia were relatively low-key, but still hilarious.
  Velvet: Jaune, you sent me a text. Saying, and I quote, "ur the best emploeee eva. I luvv u gusy". That went to both Russel and I, but also Ruby, Weiss, Cinder, your mother, and Miss Goodwitch.
• When Ruby hears I Have This Friend one too many times, she snaps at Blake, the one trying to use the excuse.
  Ruby: You do not have a friend with a problem! You have a problem! And if you try to use that excuse, your new problem will be getting my boot out of your ass!
• Chapter 53:
  • Mercury says he'll tell Ruby what Cinder is doing right now if she gives him a kiss. She does, very reluctantly, and then he says that Cinder is just out clothes shopping.
  • After, when Ruby gets back to her room late, Yang jokes that she was probably out kissing a boy. Ruby screams "he promised he wouldn't tell!" and Yang faints.
• Chapter 62:
  • Ozpin accidentally got a fearsome reputation as the "Emerald Knight" because he thought it would be easier to refuse a reward. And rumor is that the Emerald Knight is the reincarnated King of Vale returned to protect his people. Which... is exactly right.
  • Snow had puppies (Cinder blames Ozpin because she was too busy chasing him to look after Snow) and demands Jaune take one. Or two. Or all eight. When Ozpin points out that she can put an ad in the paper, Cinder is aghast; if the puppies go to bad homes, she'll have to come back and murder the offenders, and she just doesn't have time for that.
  • Roman apparently "retired on a bed of cash" and is now rather bored since he's not a wanted criminal any more.
  • Ozpin mentions he killed Tyrian and left his head on a pike as a present for Cinder. Cinder admits she almost likes Ozpin for that. She says they'll talk if he kills Watts.