History Funny / SavingPrivateRyan

* In a somewhat dark comedy moment, 3 medics just manage to stop a soldier's bleeding when said soldier gets shot in the head anyway. One medic becomes so frustrated he undoes the bandage and throws it away.

* Reiben telling the story of when he tried to sell a too-small bra to a [[GagBoobs well-endowed lady]]. She caught on when he had a...physical reaction, and, according to him, told him to think of her "gifts" when he needed comforting. This happens just after Upham translates an Music/EdithPiaf song: "To be honest, I find myself curiously aroused by you".

* In a peak of MoodWhiplash, during the climactic urban battle, Sgt. Horvath and a German {{mook}} meet, only for the German to hurl his helmet at Horvath, enticing Horvath to throw his, then shoot him with his pistol, just as the German does the same.

-->" 'The Statue of Liberty is kaput'—[[DeadpanSnarker that's disconcerting]]."

-->'''Willie''': Please! I love American! Fancy schmancy! What a cinch! Go fly a kite! Cat got your tongue! Hill of beans! WesternAnimation/BettyBoop, what a dish! Creator/BettyGrable...[[ShesGotLegs Nice gams!]] ''(tries singing the national anthem)'' I say, can you see...I say, can you see...I...say...fuck Hitler. ''(in tearful hysterics)'' '''''FUCK HITLER!'''''

-->Both: *Laughing*
-->Mellish: *Slaps Upham on cheek*
--> Upham: (Under his breath) Ouch.

* ''"Steamboat Willie. Toot toot!"'' Almost every scene of him is a riot in just how pathetic this guy is. His initial scene is after he killed Wade; when captured and fearing execution, be tries sucking up to the Americans by talking about American pop culture, mangling the national anthem, and finally saying "Fuck Hitler!"

* What's more? Multiple American soldiers actually tell the rest of their squadmates to open fire, but no one actually does!

** Also, even after the misunderstanding is cleared up, Ryan is still sobbing because he thinks there's a chance that his brothers really are dead and they got them mixed up with the other Ryan's brothers.

** Also, even after the misunderstanding is cleared up, Ryan is still sobbing because he thinks there's a chance that his brothers really are dead and they got him mixed up with the other Ryan.

** Also, even after the understanding is cleared up, Ryan is still sobbing because he thinks there's a chance that his brothers really are dead and they got him mixed up with the other Ryan.

* Ryan's story about his brothers when his oldest brother Danny who had been doing something in the barn with Alice Jardeen. Sean took Ryan up to the barn where they found Dan trying to take Alice's bra off him because he had taken her shirt off and Sean was watching and Ryan's description of the story.
-->Ryan: (Quoting Sean) "Danny you're a young man don't do it!" Alice screams and runs but she still has the shirt slightly on and runs into the wall and knocks herself out. Danny is super mad but Alice is still knocked out so he needs to wake her up, so he grabs her by the leg and grabs a shovel and chases after Sean who yells "What're you trying to hit me for? I did you a favor"

--> Upham: (Under his breath) Ouch.

--> Upham after he realizes what FUBAR means before the climatic battle. He and Mellish laugh then Mellish slaps Upham on the cheek.
'''Both''': *Laughing*
'''Mellish''': *Slaps Upham on cheek*
'''Upham''': (Under his breath) Ouch.

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* In the D-Day sequence, two soldiers after [[ObligatoryWarCrimeScene shooting surrendering enemies]]: