Funny: Sapphire and Steel
- Sapphire explaining to Silver, after he's been pointing his 'sonic screwdriver' at a slot machine and getting money out of it with a certain amount of amusement and bemusement, that you're supposed to lose. His reply:
"I wondered why I wasn't having any fun."
Young boy: But you must have heard of Cromwell! Don't you know your history?Steel: I know mine.