Funny / Sapphire and Steel

Assignment 1
  • Young boy: But you must have heard of Cromwell! Don't you know your history?
    Steel: I know mine.

Assignment 6
  • Sapphire explaining to Silver, after he's been pointing his 'sonic screwdriver' at a slot machine and getting money out of it with a certain amount of amusement and bemusement, that you're supposed to lose. His reply:
    Silver: I wondered why I wasn't having any fun.