* The talent show episode. All of it.
** Special mention goes to the part where the son is talking to the father about not having a talent. The latter then brings on the former's younger brother "Chuckie" (Seymour) so they can do a ventriloquist act:
-->'''Ivan''': Hey Dad, I've got a problem with you using my little brother to act like a dummy.
-->'''John''': What, you don't have a problem that [[DawsonCasting your little brother's a 25-year-old black guy?]]
-->''(Ivan gives an AsideGlance)''
** "The [[Series/{{Blossom}} Joey]] Music/LawrenceWelk Show."
** The talent show itself, namely Julene hosting as a "handstand-up comic", [[CrossesTheLineTwice the (supposedly) blind guy demonstrating his "precision knife throwing technique"]], and Zampit, master of the arm fart.
** Ivan promising to make his parents proud... with a mangled version of "I Will Always Love You." The dad, who was one of the talent show judges, then storms onto the stage yelling, "Get him off! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Give him the sausage!]]"
* In the Wizard of Oz parody episode, the BigLippedAlligatorMoment parody of the Beggin' Strips commercials.
-->'''Munoz''': (holding a sign saying "No beggin'") What's that say?
-->'''Handheld camera pretending to be a dog''': I can't read! I just like beggin'! ''(chases him off)''
** Later in the episode, Amy meets the "Wizard of [[Creator/BillCosby Cos]]" (Alfred). He says that everything he touches turns to gold, such as ''Series/TheCosbyShow'' and pudding pops. When Amy brings up ''Film/LeonardPart6'', he goes "Ohhhh! [[TakeThat Why did you have]] [[OldShame to bring that up?]]"
** After the AndYouWereThere gag, Amy hands the mother a souvenir from her trip: A shirt that says "[[ItMakesSenseInContext My daughter ran away from home, knocked off Shannon Doherty, met the Wizard of Cos,]] and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."[[note]]It's actually a ''Roundhouse'' crew shirt, and it says "Reprise the theme song and roll the credits" on the back. This, of course, did not go unnoticed on the show.[[/note]]
* The trouble episode from season 2 had ''[[Anime/SpeedRacer Speed Limit Racer]]'', reinventing the anime character as a RuleAbidingRebel. It's ''much'' funnier than it sounds.
** From the same episode, we have Mark singing [[Music/PearlJam "Toe Jam".]]
** [[Film/GroundhogDay It's Grounded Day!]]
*** ''You kicked me out, and made it big, and I became the mayor of Palm Springs!''
* The THX Deep Note parody in the independence episode. Even though ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' and ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' did it around the same time, this is possibly the only time the gag was used in a ''live-action'' production.
* Most if not all of the Abusement Park episode.
** [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks "It's a teeny-tiny world!"]] Especially funny since this was the season when the show was being filmed at [[Ride/UniversalStudios Universal Orlando]].
** DYLAN MARK CHADLEY!
** The whole scene in the "Interstate House Of Pancakes". Especially when the dad notices the dead rabbit that he was eating has a collar on it, at which point someone reminds him that it's actually a beagle, then goes, "I'll go get the cream cheese."
** ''Potty Training: The Ride''.
*** "Do not attempt to retain any form of dignity. Please perform private bodily functions under pressure with people watching your every move."
** Alfred as Smokey Bear giving a brief PublicServiceAnnouncement on [[FartsOnFire "igniting flatulence".]] Followed by Dominic and Ivan doing so offscreen.
** This bit:
-->'''David''': I'm hot.
-->'''Crystal''': I'm bored.
-->'''Shawn''': [[WhamLine I'm pregnant!]]
-->''(brakes sound)''
-->'''John, Crystal and David''': You're WHAT?!?
-->'''Shawn''': Oh, just kidding! Hahaha!
* From the season 1 episode about time: "You can tell when it's close to Halloween [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v1imiyzK7c cause all the commercials have vampires in them]]." Followed by a ParodyCommercial for a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire-themed beverage starring Dominic]], with a TakeThat at the then-recent ''Film/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' film.
-->'''Dominic''': How'd you do at the box office, Buffy?
-->'''Julene''': (cries while waving around her stake)
** HilariousInHindsight, since Buffy was since VindicatedByHistory.
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* This bit from the new baby episode:
-->'''Julene''': The one sentence that brings kids to the horrifying realization...
-->'''Ivan and Lisa''': [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Our parents have sex!]]
-->'''Julene''': No, not that. That's frightening enough!
** Lisa's reaction to staying at home with the soon-to-be-born baby "instead of having a life" on the ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' parody.
** Later on, when the mother is having the baby:
-->'''John''': I wish I had a video camera for this. Wait, what am I talking about? They got five of 'em right here! ([[BornInTheTheatre he grabs one of the handheld cameras filming the show]]) Hand it over. Come on, give it to me! Go have another donut or something!
** "I'm going.. to have... this... baby... and then... [[VocalDissonance I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.]]"
* The entire sequence at the mall in the politics episode. David plans to go to the mall, but his [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents parents]] tag along. Cue BigNo from David.
** ''Family day at the Southside Plaza! Family day at the mall!''
*** "You guys are so embarassing, even your traveling music sounds like Muzak."
** The very fact that [[SeverelySpecializedStore there is a store named "Gee, I Can't Believe There's A Store In This Mall That Sells Nothing But Envelopes, Can You?"]]
** From the same episode, David's increasingly ridiculous "WhatIf" moments, i.e. "What if your dog could pick out his own food?", "What if an english teacher subtituted for a gym teacher?" and "What if Creator/SylvesterStallone discovered the secret to immortality?"
** [[Series/MaxHeadroom Lex]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWxXSvxAA68 Lunchroom!]]
* The season 4 Cinderella episode has Natasha, after being handed a long list of chores, sing "[[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Someday my]] [[Music/{{Prince}} (riff)]] will come!" while holding a sign with Prince's emblem.
* Anything and everything to do with Sally Blubbers.
* At the end of the TV contest episode, the dad accepts the beauty makeover prize that Amy would have received had she not been so embarrassed over [[ItMakesSenseInContext breaking out in hives]]. Naturally, Amy doesn't get any word of this until after she sings "that song that Music/{{Madonna}} wrote but never recorded", and is mortified to see [[spoiler:her dad as a [=RuPaul=] {{Expy}}]], [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere sparing the viewers at home from this sight by reciting the]] SigningOffCatchPhrase.
* The completely random cameo from [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln "the guy on the penny"]] in the natural disaster episode (plugging "Stinkin' Logs"). Made funnier by Shawn reminding the kids that they shouldn't be playing with deceased 19th century presidents.
** Apparently brushfires are caused by Music/MichaelBolton combing his hair on a dry, hot day.
* The season 1 episode "TV On Trial" is one nonstop CMOF from beginning to end, but one especially funny gem is "The Band... Unplugged!" Cue the show's house band staring blankly at the audience, with cricket chirps in the background.
* ''Everything'' involving Elvis!John in the changes episode.
** And at the end, where [[spoiler:he starts singing happy birthday to the president a la Creator/MarilynMonroe]].
** The same episode has Slowly Rotting [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Blarney]], a plushie made of meat so it can be disposed of the natural way.
-->''[[CrossesTheLineTwice I love you, you love me, a maggot just chewed off my knee!]]'' (head falls off) WHOA!
** This disclaimer by Lisa, interrupting the sequence of David N. getting an epic wedgie from Ivan and Seymour:
-->'''Lisa''': [[DontTryThisAtHome Do not try this at home]]. These are [[DoNotAttempt professional actors giving wedgies under a controlled environment]]. If administered improperly, wedgies can [[SeriousBusiness give serious chafing to the buttcheeks.]] ''Roundhouse'' [[AndThatsTerrible does not condone wedgies, nor do we encourage the art of wedgie giving]]. Thank you, and back to our sketch.
* Speaking of Barney, the episode where Ivan starts a band had a ParodyCommercial for [[SubvertedKidsShow an album of Barney (Mark) "singing"]] Music/OzzyOsbourne.
** [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents "I Don't Care-ioke"]].
** The entire groupie audition sequence.
* The justice episode has quite a few, including Lisa's Carmen Miranda impression, three of the girls acting as The Supremes [[InadvertentEntranceCue when someone brings up the Supreme Court]], David as [[Music/MeatLoaf Vegetarian Loaf]] ("I would do anything for love, but I won't eat meat!"), Mark as a bailiff engaging everyone in a "Simon Says"-esque game, and the brief ''Series/SesameStreet'' parody with Bryan doing a surprisingly good Count Von Count impression.
* '''Everything''' from the superstitions episode.
** ''[[Franchise/FridayThe13th Thursday the 12th]]'', a RealTrailerFakeMovie where nothing goes wrong (except for Jason).
*** "Dang! I got the dull chainsaw! You just wait till tomorrow!"
** The Yucky Charms sketch, which gets a CallBack during the ''Empty V'' spotlight on "[[Music/DefLeppard Def Leprechaun]]":
-->'''Mark''': ''Pour some milk on me...'' frosted Yucky Charms!
-->'''Lisa''': Wait a minute, you sang that in the first act.
-->'''Mark''': That's the only song in me repertoire!
** [[SelfDeprecation "Back at the Claptrap!"]]
-->'''Lisa''': Dad, I have a problem.
-->'''David S.''': Well my butt's a problem!
-->'''Bryan''': From the makers of Butt Butt comes new Butt Butt Butt! It's one butt better!
* The practical jokes episode has this gem at the end of act 1 (leading into the vocal bumper "The Joke's On You"):
-->'''Ivan''': I'm outta here too! [[EveryEpisodeEnding Reprise the]] [[SigningOffCatchphrase theme song and]] [[CatchPhrase roll the credits]]!
-->'''Everyone''': ''Whenever my life gets me so down...''
-->'''Amy''': Hey, wait a minute, this is the end of the first act.
-->'''Ivan''': PSYYYYYYYYYCHE!
** ''[[Literature/TheJoyLuckClub The Joy Buzzer Club]]''.
** "Silly Rabbi, Cruel Trix are for kids!"
** Natalie as the [[Series/DrQuinnMedicineWoman "Taste of Your Own Medicine Woman"]]. Especially when she gets Ivan to crack [[ItMakesSenseInContext when she sings "I Love You"]].
** This line from the song "Guilt Trip":
-->'''Julene/Grandma''': Don't forget, I will be dead soon!
* A lot of the time travel 2-parter, including but not limited to:
** The entire Moses sequence, from the kids mistaking him for [[Music/GratefulDead Jerry Garcia]], to Ivan interrupting him while he's giving the Commandments and asking him to [[Literature/TheBible do that thing where he splits the ocean in half]].
** Prehistory's favorite game show, ''[[Series/WheelOfFortune Of Fortune]]''! (So named because [[DontExplainTheJoke the wheel hasn't been invented yet]].)
-->'''Alfred''': Hello, and welcome to ''Of Fortune''. That's all the time we have, goodnight.
** The ParodyCommercial for ''Viking Bronze: Hits Of The 900's''.
** Ivan and Natasha meeting Sidoni as what appears to be Nostradamus, and Natasha briefly thinking that he might be the guy from Music/ZZTop.
-->'''Sidoni''': I predict that one day, a redheaded actor will become president of the United States. And his name is UsefulNotes/{{Ronald|Reagan}}... [[BaitAndSwitch McDonald]]!
** The ToBeContinued tag at the end of part 1 ends with:
-->'''Julene''': What's the capital of North Dakota? [[LampshadeHanging Why do we ask so many questions]]? Are we gonna answer them? Find out next week, if we're still on.
** The second part begins with a recap of the previous part, narrated by Bryan. He wraps up the recap with "Which brings us to this week's show!" Cue the rest of the cast (save for John, Shawn, Ivan and Natasha, who were already in their places for the next scene) running in and the beginning of the theme song cuing up again.
-->'''Bryan''': WE ALREADY DID THAT!!
** The Boston Tea ''House'' Party!
** The very ''premise'' of the second part. In the first part, the Anykids while time-hopping find the medieval versions of Mom and Dad and get the former to "not take any crap" and the latter to "cut the crap" and not fart in public. When they get back to the present, they find Mom as the {{gasshole}} in the easychair and Dad washing dishes. How do they fix things in part 2? By going back in time again and finding the ancestors of Mom and Dad so they can get her to pull his finger. [[spoiler:They get their chance by finding Mom and Dad in a space capsule. [[BornInTheTheater While in the show's sound booth (doubling as a space control room)]], Ivan tells Shawn that she needs to "fire Dad's booster rockets" as it will be the only way they can get back to earth. And it ''works''.]]
*** And why were John and Shawn [[spoiler:in the capsule to begin with? Because they were supposed to put monkeys in there, but according to Sidoni, [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys the monkeys were too cute to send into space.]]]]
** John's pitch-perfect Creator/JerryLewis impression in the "Jerry Lewis and Clark" sketch.
** At one point, Ivan and Natasha run into the future versions of themselves (played by Mark and Alfred respectively), who just returned from [[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure "Jill and Fred's Excellent Head-venture"]] (Jill and Fred were the Anykids' names in the two-parter). Future!Ivan warns the kids that Present!Ivan will end up acting in a remake of ''Theatre/WestSideStory''. Not as a Jet, but [[GenderBender as Maria]].
* From the ''Summer Camp Gold'' segment, what summer collection would be complete without "The I Hate Camp And Some Kid In The Upper Bunk Peed On Me And I'd Rather Stand In Fire Than Sing With All These Weird-Smelling Families Song"?
** ''Motown Granny's back again, doing her little crossing thing!''
** The punchline of the "On" segment - [[BlackComedy Mark having his head drained by a giant mosquito]].
** Ivan's over-the-top homesick call.
*** Followed by Shawn seemingly shattering the suspension of disbelief as she supposedly spots the kids from their campsite. [[NoFourthWall She then calls John out for being the camp counselor when he's supposed to be the dad.]]
* "Give Up With People! We have no sense of pride..."
-->'''Ivan''': [[DeadpanSnarker Geez, it's the Ghosts of Osmonds Past.]]
** During the "Stupid People's Choice Awards" sketch, one of the nominees is Creator/WhoopiGoldberg for "you name it!" This is punctuated with Natasha in the audience giving a DreamworksFace with a toy rabbit on her shoulder.
*** The awards are being presented by {{Olympic|Games}} loser Tanya Harding and AcademyAward winner Sir Creator/AnthonyHopkins.
** What makes Ivan consider dropping out of school? A news report about a jockey who got signed a ''two-million dollar contract with the Lakers'' after dropping out.
** This AccidentalInnuendo during the "Tattleship" segment:
-->'''Ivan''': Ohhh, I took a bullet to my cruiser!
** This bit from the ''[[Series/HeadOfTheClass Back Of The Class]]'' sketch:
-->'''Julene''': What is the capital of China?
-->'''Seymour''': [[GlobalIgnorance China City]]?
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Julene''': A kid takes all your lunch money. [[EasierThanEasy How much do you have left?]]
-->'''Sidoni''': Uh, carry the 1... China City.
-->'''Micki''': Breathing is to life as shopping is to... life?