History Funny / RobinHood

* ''Funny/RobinHood2010#c60000''

* ''Funny/RobinHood2010''

* Marion tries to free a ram stuck in the mud and gets stuck herself. Robin comes in too seemingly to rescue her...only to help the ram out instead. The small DeathGlare on Marion's face is priceless. At least Robin ''does'' help her afterwards.
-->'''Marion:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, is it my turn]]?

The SugarWiki/FunnyMoments page for the films, books and other media based around the legends of RobinHood.

''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights'' has [[Funny/RobinHoodMenInTights its own page]]. (Given that it's a Creator/MelBrooks film, this is expected)

And [[Funny/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves so does]] ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves''.

!!Film/TheStoryOfRobinHoodAndHisMerrieMen

* See [[Funny/TheStoryOfRobinHoodAndHisMerrieMen here]].

!!WesternAnimation/RobinHood (Disney)

* If you're at all familiar with Wolfgang Reitherman and his [[WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs previous]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} work]], don't be surprised if you find yourself laughing hysterically at this movie.
* The banter of Prince John and Sir Hiss.
-->'''John''': One more hiss out of you, and you are ''walking'' to Nottingham.\\
'''Sir Hiss''': (''under his breath'') [[DeadpanSnarker Snakes don't walk, they slither.]] So there.
* Nearly every scene involving Prince John. Such as when Sir Hiss mentions John's mother:
--->'''John''': Mother always did like Richard best. (grabs his ear and begins sucking his thumb)
--->'''Hiss''': Your Highness, please don't do that, if you don't mind me saying so.
---> (John ignores him and continues sucking his thumb)
---> '''Hiss''': You see, you have a very loud thumb.
---> (John still ignores and continues sucking his thumb)
* "I know my name! GET ON WITH IT!"
* When Robin hands the bag of coins over to Little John, the latter decides to steal the hub-caps to Prince John's carriage. Afterwards, he finds a treasure chest, grabs a screw and proceeds to crew a hole into the chest and pours all the gold into his bosom.
** Made even funnier when, after Little John steals the hub-caps and coins in question, one of the rhino guards mistakes him for a BigBeautifulWoman and lets out a WolfWhistle. The scene in question needs to be seen to be believed.
* Then there’s what happens when Prince John finally realizes that what he thought were female fortune tellers were actually bandits (to be specific, Robin Hood and Little John) who just robbed him and left him in his underwear!
-->'''John''': Robbed! I’ve been robbed! Hiss, you’re never around when I need you! (Sir Hiss comes out of the barrel where Prince John had put him in [[CassandraTruth when Sir Hiss tried to warn the Prince that the so-called fortune tellers were stealing the jewels from his rings!)]] Hiss, I’ve been robbed.\\
'''Hiss''': Of course you’re been robbed!
** And the tone of Sir Hiss’s voice when he replies to Prince John implies that Sir Hiss is probably thinking “You idiot!” Fortunately for him, unfortunately for us, Sir Hiss doesn’t call Prince John an idiot, so we never get to see how Prince John would have reacted.
* The aftermath of Robin Hood and Little John robbing Prince John. Dear God. After Prince John's carriage breaks, he throws a tantrum while yelling, "No, no, no, no!" (as seen on the page image), leading to this hilarious exchange.
-->'''Sir Hiss''': I knew it. I knew it. I just knew this would happen. I tried to warn you, but, no, no, no, you wouldn't listen. You just had to... [[OhCrap Ah! Ah! Ahh!!]] (Prince John angrily pulls out a mirror so he can smash it over Sir Hiss' head) Seven years bad... (Prince John smashes the mirror over Sir Hiss' head) ...luck. That's what it is. Besides, you broke your mother's mirror.\\
'''Prince John''': (whimpers) [[IWantMyMommy Mommy!]] (begins sucking his thumb before looking at it) I've got a dirty thumb.
* The whole bit with Skippy and his friends sneaking into the castle to get his lost arrow, spying on Lady Kluck ("As your lady-in-waiting--I'm waiting!") and Maid Marian (very amused by Lady Kluck's attempts to get the shuttlecock out of her bodice), and culminating in Skippy's pretend duel with Kluck as Prince John. Her [[EvilIsHammy over-the-top villainy]], [[DeathIsDramatic melodramatic "death scene"]], and spot-on impression of the MommasBoy is absolutely hilarious. Honorable mention goes to "dead" Kluck whispering to Skippy to take his lady fair to Sherwood Forest, followed by Skippy dragging Marian into the bushes [[LiteralMinded calling her "lady fair"]] ("Oh Robin, you're so impetuous!") and, when he won't give a kiss to her, Marian kissing him (on the cheek of course).
* Robin is sad that he can't be with Marian:
-->'''Robin:''' What have I got to offer her?\\
'''Little John:''' Well, for one thing, you can't cook.
** A little later on when Friar Tuck arrives:
--->'''Friar Tuck:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, son! You're no outlaw! Why, someday you'll be called a great hero!\\
'''Robin:''' A hero? Did you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned!\\
'''Little John:''' Oh, that's a gas! We ain't even been arrested yet!\\
'''Friar Tuck:''' Alright, laugh you two rogues, but there's going to be a big to-do in Nottingham. (Tastes some of Robin's overcooked stew and coughs smoke rings, eyes watering when he stops) Well done, ain't it?
*** And he STILL continues to eat it.
*** In the finnish dub when Friar Tuck tastes the overcooked stew he just exclaims "Good!".
* The way Little John in disguise introduces himself as 'Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney' to Prince John. He's basically being as [[LargeHam big a ham]] as the prince can be, and milking it for all it's worth.
-->'''Little John''': Ah, milord! My esteemed royal sovereign of the realm. (''a la [[Creator/HumphreyBogart Bogey]]'') Yer bay-yeeeeewtiful.\\
'''Prince John''': He has style, eh, Hiss?\\
'''Little John''': You took the words right out of my mouth, PJ!\\
'''Prince John''': "PJ"! I like that! Do you know I do? Hiss, put it on my luggage!\\
'''Sir Hiss''': And who might you be, sssssir? (''leaves his forked tongue out after last syllable'')\\
'''Little John''': I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid. (''takes Hiss' hat and shoves it over his mouth'')
* Robin talking to the sheriff before the tournament while Robin's disguised as the stork:
-->'''Sheriff:''' Listen, Scissor Bill, if you can shoot half as good as you blabbermouth, you're better'n Robin Hood.\\
'''Robin:''' "Robin Hood," he says, wowee! I'm tiptop, alright, but I'm not as good as he is -- *Interrupts himself with a bullseye*
* When the Nottingham citizens shout out their loyalties to King Richard:
-->'''Prince John:''' Enough! I am king! KING! KING!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
* After Prince John sentences Robin Hood to death:
-->'''Little John''': (with a knife to Prince John's back) Now tell the sheriff to release my buddy or I'll...\\
'''Prince John''': Sheriff! Release my buddy--ahh... I mean, release the prisoner!
** "Sheriff, I make the rules, and since I'm head man... ''(to Little John, who is threatening him with a dagger)'' ...not so hard, you mean thing... ''(Little John thrusts the dagger in deeper)'' ...LET HIM GO, FOR HEAVEN SAKES! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis LET! HIM! GO!]]"
*** And when the sheriff gets wise and discovers Little John, Little John smoothly ducks his attack and nails him with a beautiful uppercut.
* When Captain Crocodile, after a brief skirmish with Robin, tries to get everyone's attention, the 'flying umbrella' tramples him!
-->"Attention, everyone...!" ''(SPLAT!)''
* When an elephant guard sounds its trumpet, Lady Kluck squeezes that elephant's trunk. This is a recycled animation from ''WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook1967''.
* Lady Kluck taking down the guards NFL-style to the tune of the USC fight song and "On Wisconsin".
** "Seize the fat one!!"
** Heck, the ENTIRE fight/chase scene.
--->'''Little John:''' Hey, who's driving this flying umbrella?!?
** When Little John says that, [[ScoobyDoobyDoors we see everyone running in between the tents, and a few seconds later, it happens again, this time with the sheriff getting chased by the "flying umbrella."]]
** "LONG LIVE KING RICHARD! YEA-HEA!" *Little John grabs her from behind and yanks her away as a whole bunch of arrows fly in her direction.
* Lady Kluck's participation in Robin's rescue/escape devolving into a rudimentary game of American Football.
* Drunk Sir Hiss
-->'''Prince John:''' Hiss! You're never around when I need you!\\
'''Sir Hiss:''' ''(from inside of the beer barrel)'' Coming, coming. ''(laughs)'' For I'm a jolly good fellow, for I'm a jolly good fellow. ''(Prince John uncorks the barrel and Sir Hiss comes out)'' Oh, there you are, old boy! PJ, you won't believe this, [[CaptainObvious but the stork was really Robin Hood!]]\\
'''Prince John:''' Robin Hood? ''(Sir Hiss nods as Prince John begins to laugh, until he screams and strangles Sir Hiss, before [[HumanKnot tying him in knots on a pole]])'' Get out of ''that'', if you can.
* This line from "The Phoney King of England," sung by Little John:
--> A minute before he knows we're there / Ol' Rob'll snatch his underwear!
* In fact, the whole song in general.
--> He sits alone on a giant throne / Pretending he's the king / A little tyke who's rather like / A puppet on a string / And he throws an angry tantrum / If he cannot have his way / And then he calls for Mom / While he's suckin' his thumb / You see, he doesn't want to play / Too late to be known as John the First / He's sure to be known as John the worst / A pox on that phony king of England! / Lay that country on me, babe!
* "GET OUTTA MY CHURCH!"
* After Nutsy tests the new gallows while the sheriff is standing right on top of the trap: "Criminently, now I know why your momma called ya Nutsy."
** His reaction too. After he falls down the trap door Nutsy activated, he is seen drumming his fingers while sporting an annoyed yet [[ActuallyPrettyFunny amused expression]]. His tone of voice when he says the above line shows the same emotion.
* Little John is about to grab Nutsy from behind when...
-->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Nutsy]]''': '''''OOOOONNNNE O'CLOCK AND ALLLLLLL IIIIIIISSSS WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!'''''\\
''Cue the clock chiming three times.''\\
'''Sheriff''': Nutsy, you better set yer brains ahead a couple o' hours...\\
'''Nutsy''': Yes, sir. Uh, does that there mean addin' or subtractin'?\\
'''Sheriff''': Oh, let's forget it.\\
'''Nutsy''': Yes sir, Sheriff sir.\\
'''Sheriff''': Nutsy, how can I sleep with you yelling, "All's well!" all the time here?
* "Don't you worry, Sheriff; the safety's on Old Betsy." Cue the [[PinballProjectile pinballing crossbow bolt]].
** Then, when the sheriff and Trigger go out...
--->'''Sheriff:''' Wait a minute. Is the safety on Old Betsy?\\
'''Trigger:''' You bet it is, Sheriff.\\
'''Sheriff:''' [[GenreSavvy That's what I'm afraid of]]. ''You'' go first.
* Prince John talking in his sleep:
-->"Robin Hood?! I'll get even. I'll... get..." *snoring* ''[groaning]'' "It's Robin Hood I.. I want..."
** Made even funnier by Robin's bemused reaction when he starts laughing hysterically in his sleep, due to Sir Hiss' tongue tickling the bottom of his foot... who he then involuntarily kicks. The look Robin gave John for the strange noises he was making in his sleep prior to this can only be matched by Hiss' when he wakes up and sees John's foot nearby, post-kicking.
** After Robin gets the bag of money from under John's pillow, John starts crying like a baby and sucks his thumb. Causing Sir Hiss to wake up with a hilarious look on his face. Robin gets the last money bag from between John's arm, which removed John's thumb from his mouth. Still sleeping, he tries to reach for his thumb. Robin takes one look at him, then gets the bag, sending the thumb right back into John's mouth.
** The look on Sir Hiss' face when he sees Prince John wiggling his feet in his sleep like a baby. You can practically see Sir Hiss thinking "I actually ''serve'' this guy."
* At the very beginning of the climax, Prince John wakes up to Hiss holding onto Robin's rope and carrying him ''and'' his bed through his room and ''going off the side of his balcony window.'' That must have been one rude awakening.
** Then when he sees the villagers getting away with his gold, he calls upon the rhino guards to head toward the jail, only to realize [[OhCrap he's right at the jail]].
--->'''Prince John:''' Rhinos, halt! STOP! '''DESIST!''' ''(rhinos crash into the gate and through the back wall with P.J. in tow)''
* As everyone is fleeing and the guards are closing in, both Skippy and Robin take aim with their bows and fire. An arrow catches every guard through the back of his shirt, carries them backward, and pins them to a post. Cue Skippy looking all cocky and smug, puffing his chest out, and pushing his hat down over his eye as he thinks he was responsible.
* [[FreezeFrameBonus It's brief]], but take a look at Robin's face when Skippy says he "could've swum twice that far." [[OhCrap The fox is in no hurry to test that theory.]]
* "Your traps just never work! And now look what you've done to your mother's castle!"
** And the scene after that when Prince John screams and says, "Mommy," before he begins sucking his thumb again and [[VillainousBreakdown then starts chasing Sir Hiss, trying to hit him with a stick that he was about to hit him with earlier before Hiss mentioned his mother]].
--->'''Prince John''': Hold still!\\
'''Hiss''': Sire, no!\\
'''Prince John''': You [[AlliterativeName cowardly cobra! Procrastinating python! Aggravating asp!]] You eel in snake's clothing!\\
'''Hiss''': HELP!! He's gone stark, raving '''''MAAAAADDDD!!!!'''''' (echo)

--->'''Alan:''' [[spoiler: *singing* I am suddenly compelled... to tango! *strikes a pose with John while various looks of horror flash across both their faces.*]]

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* Robin talking to the Sheriff before the tournament while Robin's disguised as the stork:

-->'''Little John''': (with a knife to Prince John's back) Now tell the Sheriff to release my buddy or I'll...\\

** When Little John says that, [[ScoobyDoobyDoors we see everyone running in between the tents, and a few seconds later, it happens again, this time with the Sheriff getting chased by the "flying umbrella."]]

* After Nutsy tests the new gallows while the Sheriff is standing right on top of the trap: "Criminently, now I know why your momma called ya Nutsy."

* "Don't you worry, sheriff; the safety's on Old Betsy." Cue the [[PinballProjectile pinballing crossbow bolt]].
** Then, when the Sheriff and Trigger go out...

'''Sheriff:''' That's what I'm afraid of. ''You'' go first.

-->'''John''': Robbed! I’ve been robbed! Hiss, you’re never around when I need you! (Sir Hiss comes out of the barrel where Prince John had put him in [[CassandraTruth when Sir Hiss tried to warn the Prince that the so-called fortune tellers were stealing the jewels from his rings!]] Hiss, I’ve been robbed.\\

* The way Little John in disguise introduces himself as 'Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney' to Prince John. He's basically being as [[LargeHam big a ham]] as the prince can be, and milking it for all it's worth.

--->'''John''': Robbed! I’ve been robbed! Hiss, you’re never around when I need you! (Sir Hiss comes out of the barrel where Prince John had put him in [[CassandraTruth when Sir Hiss tried to warn the Prince that the so-called fortune tellers were stealing the jewels from his rings!]] Hiss, I’ve been robbed.\\
--->'''Hiss''': Of course you’re been robbed!

** Made even funnier when, after Little John steals the hub-caps and coins in question, one of the rhino guards mistakes him for a [[BigBeautifulWoman]] and lets out a [[WolfWhistle]]. The scene in question needs to be seen to be believed.

* And in an earlier scene, when the citizens are shouting out their loyalties to King Richard:
-->:'''Prince John''': (Jumping up and down on his throne} Enough! I am king! KING! KING!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!