History Funny / RobinHood

15th Jan '17 4:57:02 AM youfeelingluckypunk27
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Listen, Scissor Bill, if you can shoot half as good as you blabbermouth, you're better than Robin Hood.

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-->'''Sheriff:''' Listen, Scissor Bill, if you can shoot half as good as you blabbermouth, you're better than better'n Robin Hood.
5th Nov '16 1:06:52 PM ANTMuddle
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-->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Nutsy]]''': '''''OOOOONEE O'CLOCK AND ALLLLLLL IIIIIIISSSS WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!'''''

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-->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Nutsy]]''': '''''OOOOONEE '''''OOOOONNNNE O'CLOCK AND ALLLLLLL IIIIIIISSSS WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!'''''



-->'''Nutsy''': Yes, sir. Uh, does that there mean addin' or subtractin'?

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-->'''Nutsy''': Yes, sir. Uh, does that there mean addin' or subtractin'?



-->'''Little John''': Ah, milord! The foremost sovereign of the realm. (a la Bogey) Yer bay-yeeeeewtiful.

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-->'''Little John''': Ah, milord! The foremost sovereign of the realm. (a la Bogey) [[Creator/HumphreyBogart Bogey]]) Yer bay-yeeeeewtiful.



-->'''Little John''': I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid. (takes Hiss's hat and shoves it over his mouth)

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-->'''Little John''': I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid. (takes Hiss's hat and shoves it over his mouth)



-->'''Prince John''': Sheriff! Release my buddy...ahh...release the prisoner!

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-->'''Prince John''': Sheriff! Release my buddy...ahh... ahh... release the prisoner!



'''Hiss''': HELP!! He's gone stark, raving '''''MAAAAAD!!!!''''''

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'''Hiss''': HELP!! He's gone stark, raving '''''MAAAAAD!!!!'''''''''''MAAAAADDDD!!!!'''''' (echo)



** Made even funnier by Robin's bemused reaction when he starts laughing hysterically in his sleep, due to Sir Hiss' tongue tickling the bottom of his foot...who he then involuntarily kicks. The look Robin gave John for the strange noises he was making in his sleep prior to this can only be matched by Hiss' when he wakes up and sees John's foot nearby, post-kicking.

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** Made even funnier by Robin's bemused reaction when he starts laughing hysterically in his sleep, due to Sir Hiss' tongue tickling the bottom of his foot... who he then involuntarily kicks. The look Robin gave John for the strange noises he was making in his sleep prior to this can only be matched by Hiss' when he wakes up and sees John's foot nearby, post-kicking.



--> '''Prince John:''' Robin Hood? ''(Sir Hiss nods as Prince John begins to laugh, until he screams and strangles Sir Hiss, before tying him in knots on a pole)'' Get out of ''that,'' if you can.

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--> '''Prince John:''' Robin Hood? ''(Sir Hiss nods as Prince John begins to laugh, until he screams and strangles Sir Hiss, before [[HumanKnot tying him in knots on a pole)'' pole]])'' Get out of ''that,'' if you can.
3rd Nov '16 6:58:43 PM NateTheGreat
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-->'''Friar Tuck:''' Alright, laugh you two rogues, but there's going to be a big to-do in Nottingham. (Tastes some of Robin's overcooked stew and coughs smoke rings, eyes watering when he stops) Well done, ain't it?

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-->'''Friar Tuck:''' Alright, laugh you two rogues, but there's going to be a big to-do in Nottingham. (Tastes some of Robin's overcooked stew and coughs smoke rings, eyes watering when he stops) Well done, that ain't it?
it!
22nd Oct '16 7:24:23 PM SignalFirefly
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-->'''Friar Tuck:''' Alright, laugh you two rogues, but there's going to be a big to-do in Nottingham. (Tastes some of Robin's overcooked stew and coughs smoke rings, eyes watering when he stops) Well that ain't it!

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-->'''Friar Tuck:''' Alright, laugh you two rogues, but there's going to be a big to-do in Nottingham. (Tastes some of Robin's overcooked stew and coughs smoke rings, eyes watering when he stops) Well that done, ain't it!
it?
20th Oct '16 10:18:45 AM youfeelingluckypunk27
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* '''[[NoIndoorVoice Nutzy]]''': '''''OOOOONEE O'CLOCK AND ALLLLLLL IIIIIIISSSS WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!'''''
** Cue the clock chiming three times. "Nutzy, ye better setcher brains ahead a couple o' hours..."

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* '''[[NoIndoorVoice Nutzy]]''': Little John is about to grab Nutsy from behind when...
-->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Nutsy]]''':
'''''OOOOONEE O'CLOCK AND ALLLLLLL IIIIIIISSSS WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!'''''
** Cue -->''Cue the clock chiming three times. "Nutzy, ye times.''
-->'''Sheriff''': Nutsy, you
better setcher set yer brains ahead a couple o' hours..."hours...
-->'''Nutsy''': Yes, sir. Uh, does that there mean addin' or subtractin'?
-->'''Sheriff''': Oh, let's forget it.
3rd Sep '16 10:22:28 PM Chariset
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-->'''John''': One more hiss out of you, and you can walk to Nottingham.
-->'''Sir Hiss''': (''under his breath'') [[DeadpanSnarker Snakes don't walk, they slither.]]

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-->'''John''': One more hiss out of you, and you can walk are ''walking'' to Nottingham.
-->'''Sir Hiss''': (''under his breath'') [[DeadpanSnarker Snakes don't walk, they slither.]]]] So there.
24th Aug '16 2:23:37 PM youfeelingluckypunk27
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* "Criminently, now I know why your momma called ya Nutsy."

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* After Nutsy tests the new gallows while the Sheriff is standing right on top of the trap: "Criminently, now I know why your momma called ya Nutsy."
8th Aug '16 1:38:06 PM ErikModi
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** Cate Blanchet managing to make a ''curtsey'' sarcastic.
7th Jul '16 12:27:23 PM Shippudentimes
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* Lady Kluck's participation in Robin's rescue/escape devolving into a rudimentary game of American Football.
23rd Jun '16 1:56:38 PM jmparker78
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** Cue the clock chiming three times.

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** Cue the clock chiming three times. "Nutzy, ye better setcher brains ahead a couple o' hours..."


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* Little John, in disguise, approaches the prince at the tournament:
-->'''Little John''': Ah, milord! The foremost sovereign of the realm. (a la Bogey) Yer bay-yeeeeewtiful.
-->'''Ser Hiss''': And who might you be, sssssir? (leaves his forked tongue out after last syllable)
-->'''Little John''': I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney. And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid. (takes Hiss's hat and shoves it over his mouth)
* After Prince John sentences Robin Hood to death:
-->'''Little John''': (with a knife to Prince John's back) Now tell the Sheriff to release my buddy or I'll...
-->'''Prince John''': Sheriff! Release my buddy...ahh...release the prisoner!
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