History Funny / RobinHood

15th Feb '16 2:31:45 PM ngh93
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-->"Hold still! You [[AlliterativeName cowardly cobra! Procrastinating python! Aggravating asp!]] You eel in snake's clothing!"

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-->"Hold -->'''Prince John''': "Hold still! You [[AlliterativeName cowardly cobra! Procrastinating python! Aggravating asp!]] You eel in snake's clothing!"clothing!"\\
'''Hiss''': HELP!! He's gone stark, raving '''''MAAAAAD!!!!''''''
10th Feb '16 5:07:03 AM NateTheGreat
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* Robin is sad that he can't be with Marian:
-->'''Robin:''' What have I got to offer her?
-->'''Little John:''' Well, for one thing, you can't cook.
** A little later on when Friar Tuck arrives:
-->'''Friar Tuck:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, son! You're no outlaw! Why, someday you'll be called a great hero!
-->'''Robin:''' A hero? Did you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned!
-->'''Little John:''' Oh, that's a gas! We ain't even been arrested yet!
-->'''Friar Tuck:''' Alright, laugh you two rogues, but there's going to be a big to-do in Nottingham. (Tastes some of Little John's stew and coughs) Well that ain't it!
21st Jan '16 6:48:05 AM rememberthehood1941
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** "LONG LIVE KING RICHARD! YEA-HEA!" *Little John grabs her from behind and yanks her away as a whole bunch of arrows fly in her direction.
14th Jan '16 10:38:07 PM Ingonyama
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** After Robin gets the bag of money from under John's pillow, John starts crying like a baby and sucks his thumb. Causing Sir Hiss to wake up with a hilarious look on his. Robin gets the last money bag from between John's arm, which removed John's thumb from his mouth. Still sleeping, he tries to reach for his thumb. Robin takes one look at him, then gets the bag, sending the thumb right back into John's mouth.

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** After Robin gets the bag of money from under John's pillow, John starts crying like a baby and sucks his thumb. Causing Sir Hiss to wake up with a hilarious look on his.his face. Robin gets the last money bag from between John's arm, which removed John's thumb from his mouth. Still sleeping, he tries to reach for his thumb. Robin takes one look at him, then gets the bag, sending the thumb right back into John's mouth.




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* As everyone is fleeing and the guards are closing in, both Skippy and Robin take aim with their bows and fire. An arrow catches every guard through the back of his shirt, carries them backward, and pins them to a post. Cue Skippy looking all cocky and smug, puffing his chest out, and pushing his hat down over his eye as he thinks he was responsible.
2nd Jan '16 10:08:13 AM Dcrew
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*** And when the sheriff gets wise and discovers Little John, Little John smoothly ducks his attack and nails him with a beautiful uppercut.
1st Dec '15 2:31:20 PM PF_Fan
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--> '''Walther:''' I feel invigorated. I woke this morning with a ''tumescent glow''. Eighty-four, a miracle!

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--> '''Walther:''' '''Walter:''' I feel invigorated. I woke this morning with a ''tumescent glow''. Eighty-four, a miracle!
30th Nov '15 1:20:31 PM PF_Fan
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* Robin introduces Marion to the Merry Men:
--> '''Robin''': This is my wife, Lady Marion Loxley.
--> '''Will Scarlet''': [[MealTicket Well played, Robin]]! A little rash, but...well played!

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* The scene directly after Robin introduces Marion to the Merry Men:
Men (Allan-A-Dayle, Will Scarlett and Little John) for the first time:
--> '''Robin''': This is my wife, [Marion rides away]
--> '''Robin:''' [To Allan, Will and John]
Lady Marion Loxley.
Loxley. ''My wife''.
--> '''Will Scarlet''': [[MealTicket '''Will:''' Well played, Robin]]! played! A little bit rash, but...but well played!played nonetheless.
--> '''Little John:''' Right you are, Robin!
--> '''Robin:''' ''Sir Robert.''
--> [Allan, Will and John mock him shouting 'Sir!', 'Sir Bob!' and 'Sir Robert!' until he shakes his head and rides away]



--> '''King John''': This is my first time! I shall lead! ... That's a lot of French.

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--> '''King John''': This is my first time! I shall lead! ... [[OhCrap That's a lot of French.]]





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\n* This scene, the look on Marion's face is wonderful:
--> '''Walther:''' I feel invigorated. I woke this morning with a ''tumescent glow''. Eighty-four, a miracle!
--> '''Robin:''' [smirks]
--> '''Marion:''' I've always wondered at the private conversations of men...

5th Oct '15 2:46:37 PM Mitis
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* "GET OUTTA MY CHURCH!"
5th Oct '15 7:52:23 AM ChaoticNovelist
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** Right before that: "Seize the fat one!!"

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** Right before that: "Seize the fat one!!"



* Four words: "GET OUTTA MY CHURCH!"
31st Aug '15 2:35:31 AM Xythos
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** John's KickTheDog to his lawful wife is so over-the-top that it becomes darkly hilarious. Not only he blatantly cheats on her, but also calls her "as barren as a brick"... while said wife is just outside his room.
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