History Funny / RetsufrashSlowbeefAndDiabetus

** When the bum holds up his hand to try and convince the protagonist to stay put:

*** "Here's my giant fork."

** Their reaction to the ridiculously long fight against BonusBoss [[MeaningfulName Disaster]], which ends with the game glitching out and denying the longplayer access to the reward.

** In the second episode, the goons get a pretty good chuckle out of the game misspelling "active".

** After completing the game, the longplayer showcases all the jumpscares in a death reel and the goons snicker and laugh at almost every single one. There's also slowbeef questioning the logic of some zombies killing the player character when they're behind something, such as: a zombie inside a car or a girl behind a door.

'''Diabetus:''' The zombie was the car.\\

** During the opening credits, "[=N7M6E7=]" is listed as doing the voices.

** The duo making fun of what the main character says when killing the pumpkin creature.

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** In the second episode, the goons get a pretty good chuckle out of the game misspelling "activated".

'''Diabetus:''' Now, have this .jpeg.\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SDAIhkPgJ8 A Horror Game. Video. Thing. Game-thing. Look I don't know.]], their riff on ''Black Out'', a low quality horror "game" on Newgrounds with less gameplay than [[VisualNovel/PlumbersDontWearTies Plumbers Don't Wear Ties]], extremely poor video quality, [[Franchise/{{Saw}} Jigsaw]] with laryngitis, people in cheap Halloween costumes, long scenes of the main character walking, and an [[SarcasmMode all-so original]] twist, clearly added at the last minute after everything else was done, that [[TomatoInTheMirror you're the "real" killer]].

** What stands out, though, is the intro, wherein the game's host site (gamesark.com) is advertised with [[MoodWhiplash a happy giraffe surfing on the ark.]] Said giraffe remains in the upper-left corner of the game itself, prompting several goofy voices from Diabetus.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SDAIhkPgJ8 A Horror Game. Video. Thing. Game-thing. Look I don't know.]], their riff on ''Black Out'', a low quality horror "game" on Newgrounds with less gameplay than [[VisualNovel/PlumbersDontWearTies Plumbers Don't Wear Ties]], extremely poor video quality, [[Franchise/{{Saw}} Jigsaw]] with laryngitis, people in cheap Halloween costumes, long scenes of the main character walking, and an [[SarcasmMode all-so original]] twist that [[spoiler:you're the killer.]]

*** Near the end, Bridget asks the PC who said that "Facts are the enemy of the truth" and ''mocks him'' if the player doesn't answer "Miguel de Cervantes". The gameplay portion of the video ends with Pinstripe Hourglass using Google to show that [[CriticalResearchFailure the quote is from Dale Wasserman, not Cervantes.]]

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTlZAJ9Yp68 One Night at Woody's]]''. A ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' clone with Woody from ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'', and it's done with pictures and weak screams. Highlights include the jump scare itself, which is just Woody turning his head to the player, Slowbeef somehow losing when the camera is focusing on Woody, and the jump scare when they purposely let the power run out, a dark eyed Woody with really poor artifacting. He kind of looks like [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hentai-woody-%E5%A4%89%E6%85%8B%E3%82%A6%E3%83%83%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC Hentai Woody]] too.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctxPh-jx75w Part 1]] introduces [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Wilma]] and [[TrueNeutral Syd]] thinking they ran over an [[PosthumousCharacter already-dead old man.]] It proves to be [[KudzuPlot no less convoluted]] or [[IdiotPlot headstrong]] than the entire Ambition series in ''ten minutes.''

---->'''[[WhatAnIdiot Wilma:]]''' A man who needs a gun is often [[CompensatingForSomething compensating]] for a lack of fire-power elsewhere-\\

*** Despite that, the two make it to the car, with the van in hot pursuit. To placate the man, Syd, upping the [[WhatAnIdiot "stupid" ante,]] ''throws'' the old man's cash and cell phone at the van, [[FromBadToWorse doing nothing.]] Of course, [[NeverMyFault Syd blames the player]], and then [[BrickJoke the Karma Bus]] [[HaveANiceDeath crashes head on into their car.]] The whole dragged-out sequence astounds the goons.

** Slowbeef's repeated troubles with the pronunciation of [[NoPronunciationGuide Lord Vlaew]].

** ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ljEle8e-s The Borg Awakens. No, wait...]]'', a ''TNG''-based shooter, greets us with a [[UncannyValley poorly-drawn, lizard-like]] Data and his cry of [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "DESTORY THE HIVE!"]] After the Borg Cube's been blown up, a more poorly-drawn Geordi stands agape and ''sheds a tear'', leaving the goons in hysterics.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTosXPd9oJU Refund]], their riff on the Newgrounds animation of the same.

-->'''[=PAMaster=]:''' Humpty Dumpty, no!

-->'''Lagoman:''' This isn't another Creator/{{Godlimations}} thing?\\

*** [=PAMaster=] mentions early on that he wouldn't bother looking up a walkthrough because he figured looking for "silent hill room" would get ''actual Silent Hill'' games. He finds no less than ''three'' walkthroughs for Room 304, so slowbeef has him using one to tell him where to go. After slowbeef goes to the school in search of the guy's family and only finds keys and a jumpscare, and he's told to head back to the cabin: