Funny: Red Planet

  • "This is it: the moment they told us about in high school, where one day, algebra would save our lives."
  • "Faith? I had a girlfriend named Faith. She cheated on me, with a girl named Chastity"
    • Which becomes all the funnier if you remember that Tom Sizemore (who said the above line) played Max in Strange Days, wherein he was having an affair with a punk singer named Faith (played by Juliette Lewis).

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