History Funny / RatchetAndClankAll4One

* There are five simple words that are almost guaranteed to make you crack a smile: Doctor Frumpus Croid: Lombax Whisperer!
--> '''Qwark:''' Listen Doctor, I completely respect the fact that you're... insane. But I'm trying to boost my approval ratings so let's say you dial down the crazy and tell us how to stop Nevo. ''(Doctor Croid stares blankly at him. Qwark makes an awkward smile. Croid continues to stare at him. Qwark makes a look of discomfort.)''

--->'''Qwark:''' [[BlatantLies Well, I don't mean to brag]], [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar but I]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar did]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar modify my crotchetizer with a vibrate function that I like to call "The Happy Platypus"]].\\

[[caption-width-right:350:"If you fellas are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back."]]

* There are four simple words that are almost guaranteed to make you crack a smile: Doctor Frumpus Croid: Lombax Whisperer!

* There are four simple words that are almost guaranteed to make you crack a smile: Doctor Croid: Lombax Whisperer!
--> '''Qwark:''' Listen Doctor, I completely respect the fact that you're... insane.

'''Ratchet:''' (making an unenthusiastic effort to quiet himself) What? I didn't I vote for the guy...

'''Ratchet:''' (making an unenthusiastic effort to quiet himself) It's not like I voted for the guy...

* After Nefarious repairs Commander Spog, Qwark insists that Nefarious did the right thing. Nefarious's response?

'''Nefarious:''' Get bent!

* Cue Ratchet, Clank and Nefarious's faces of disgust*\\

* There's also the Octonok Cay Tharpod, who [[TemptingFate tempted fate]] by saying that he was going to live the rest of his life free of tragic irony. There's a surprisingly long delay between this line and any further action, and you almost think that he's going to get away with it. Then the King Sepiad eats him. After scaling the lighthouse and beating the King Sepiad, the player(s) have probably written him off for dead, but as soon as the Sepiad keels over, the Tharpod claws his way out of its mouth, raving about the horrors he's seen inside of the Sepiad.

** There's a similar moment after the party defeats Commander Spog and Clank says that he knows someone who can fix the Commander if he's willing to help them. Qwark assumes that Clank is talking about him, and offers a line of dialogue that falls somewhere between [=CMoF=] and BrainBleach material.
---> '''Qwark:''' [[BlatantLies Well I don't mean to brag]], [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar but I]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar did]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar modify my crochitizer with a vibrate function that I like to call "The Happy Platypus"]]
*** The others just ''stare'' at him until Clank finally says that he meant Nefarious.
*** The best part is Clank is the only one who looks genuinely disgusted. Ratchet and Nefarious have their hands to their chin as though they're contemplating it.
* One of Qwark's ComicallyMissingThePoint moments from early in the game:
--> '''Qwark:''' You've done some underhanded things in your time, but this beats all! [[BaitAndSwitch I'm starting to think there may not even]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch be]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch an Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award!]]
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Ratchet]]:''' Ladies and gentlemen, your president.
** This leads to a hilarious moment; Qwark and Nefarious have something resembling a heart-to-heart which involves giving Qwark a wrench.
--->'''Qwark:''' An Intergalactic Tool of Justice Award!\\
'''[[RecurringTraveler The Plumber]]:''' If you boys are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.\\
''(Qwark and Nefarious stare at him, Nefarious then drops Qwark onto the floor)''

* Maybe it's the delivery, but this hammy line is always good for a laugh.
-->'''Qwark:''' For our own survival, and for drama, we must set aside our petty squabbles and act together as a singular unit!

* In the first cutscene, right before Lawrence re-animates the Light-Eating Z'Grute, Nefarious screams in his ear like normal...only with a megaphone.

--> '''Qwark''': You did the right thing, Doctor!
--> '''Nefarious''': Get bent!
** The repair itself is also pretty darn hilarious. Nefarious winds himself up as if he's preparing for a delicate, artistic procedure, and then just performs an off-screen PercussiveMaintenance, finishing with kicking Spog in the head. The scene receives a cherry on top when Spog's start-up is accompanied by a musical riff [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong suspiciously similar]] to the Windows start-up jingle.

-->'''Qwark:''' You know I'm actually starting to like it here? Sure, it's a dangerous planet riddled with murderous robots and exotic predators. But take away all that and what do you have? A presidential retreat-slash-water park!
--> '''Nefarious''': Can I kill him now?
--> '''Ratchet''': ''No''.
--> '''Nefarious''': I can make it look like an accident!
--> '''Ratchet''': ({{Beat}}) How?
--> '''Clank''': Ratchet!
-->'''Ratchet:''' Alright, no.

--> '''Qwark''': Listen Doctor, I completely respect the fact that you're... insane.

---> '''Ratchet''': Well, Dr. Croid seems to be doing better. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Still keeps feeding me those treats]]... but otherwise, he seems surprisingly sane.

* The ending is is no slouch, either. Cronk and Zephyr finally make it down to Magnus after receiving aid from Lawrence, who proceeds to steal their ship, along with Dr. Nefarious. When someone raises the question as to how they're going to leave Magnus, Ratchet turns toward Ephemeris and promptly announces that he'll drive.
** Right after that, we're treated to this exchange:
---> '''Clank''': Ratchet! We cannot pilot a weaponized drone into Luminopolis!
---> '''Ratchet''': Relax, pal-- [[NoodleIncident I pilot weaponized drones into Luminopolis twice a week]]. It's like a fine of ten bolts and a class you take online. Qwark can probably pardon us.
---> '''Qwark''': Perks of the job!
---> '''Clank''': Oh, why do I even bother?
** There's also a seemingly-random line coming from Cronk around that same time:
---> '''Cronk''': What planet? Who the heck ''are'' you people?

---> '''Qwark''': [[BlatantLies Well I don't mean to brag]], [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar but I]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar did]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar modify my crochitizer with a vibrate function that I like to call "The Happy Platypus"]]

* Qwark's half-assed attempts at finding Nefarious in the intro video. Zephyr goes wandering through the background (''of Polaris's Oval Office'') and...
--> '''Qwark''': Hey Zeph! You seen Dr. Nefarious?
--> '''Zephyr''': Nope!
--> '''Qwark''': See? The guy's a ghost!
** The whole thing wasn't included in the teaser trailer, but it's best when seen in its completion:
---> '''Ratchet''': Leave the hero stuff to the other guys.
---> '''Kip Darling''': Like Galactic President Qwark?
---> '''Ratchet''': ({{Beat}}) Yeah. Or... anyone else.
---> '''Clank''': Ratchet...
---> '''Ratchet''': (making an unenthusiastic effort to quiet himself) It's not like I voted for the guy...

--> '''Qwark''': You've done some underhanded things in your time, but this beats all! [[BaitAndSwitch I'm starting to think there may not even]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch be]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch an Inter-Galactic Tool of Justice Award!]]
--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Ratchet]]''': Ladies and gentlemen, your president.

-->'''Qwark:''' An Inter-Galactic Tool of Justice Award!
-->'''[[RecurringTraveler The Plumber]]:''' If you boys are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.
-->''(Qwark and Nefarious stare at him)''

* After Cronk and Zephyr do some research on Nevo and discover that he may have sold Dr. Croid's technology behind his back Cronk lets out this line:
--> '''Cronk''': I detect copious amounts of whippersnapperism!
* Die too many times around Ratchet?
--> '''Ratchet''': You are such a noob.
** Particularly hilarious if you're playing as him in single player. You hear him yelling, distressed, for Clank over and over... and then the above line completely blindsides you.

--> '''Ratchet:''' I'm impressed Nefarious. You did good. *offers fist*
--> '''Nefarious:''' *begrudgingly bumps fists*
* Dr. Croid's amazing "translation" skills:
--> '''Ratchet:''' Do you understand what I'm saying?
--> '''Dr. Croid:''' I think he needs to poo! I'll go get a baggie.
--> *Cue Ratchet, Clank and Nefarious's faces of disgust*
--> '''Qwark:''' Hey Doc. Better make that two. Been a looong trip.
* Normally, in Single-Player mode, if you play as Ratchet, Nefarious or Qwark, a CPU Clank will ride on your back like a backpack traditionally. However, if you play as Clank, [[ButtMonkey Qwark]] will be your backpack instead.

* The team discovers Vac-Us.
-->'''Qwark:''' Hmm, a letter... ''(Gasps happily)'' And it's been written in macaroni! "Dear Lombax. These Vac-Us will come in handy. Love Susie."
-->''(Qwark turns on a Vac-U, and ends up suctioning Nefarious to it!)''
-->'''Nefarious:''' ''(Trying to pull himself free)'' Let me go, you half-wit!
-->'''Qwark:''' I'm trying! Maybe if I just- ''(Pushes button on Vac-U and sends Nefarious flying. Cringes as a loud crash offscreen occurs.)''
* The demonstration video for the Quantum Deflector points out that Qwark has been the target of many assassination attempts since his inauguration, and shows him being driven in his limousine and ducking under a bullet, throwing a CartoonBomb out from the back seat, and using his robot driver as a shield against a ninja.
* Doctor Nefarious, of all people, destroying the Loki once and for all with a '''PIMP SLAP'''.

* After [[spoiler:Nefarious repairs Commander Spog]] Qwark insists that Nefarious did the right thing. Nefarious's response?

** The [[spoiler:repair itself]] is also pretty darn hilarious. [[spoiler:Nefarious]] winds himself up as if he's preparing for a delicate, artistic procedure, and then just performs an off-screen PercussiveMaintenance, finishing with kicking Spog in the head. The scene receives a cherry on top when Spog's start-up is accompanied by a musical riff [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong suspiciously similar]] to the Windows start-up jingle.

* There are four simple words that are almost guaranteed to make you crack a smile: Doctor Croid: [[spoiler:Lombax Whisperer!]]

* There's also the Octonok Cay Tharpod, who [[TemptingFate tempted fate]] by saying that he was going to live the rest of his life free of tragic irony. There's a surprisingly long delay between this line and any further action, and you almost think that he's going to get away with it. [[spoiler:Then the King Sepiad eats him]]. After scaling the lighthouse and beating the King Sepiad, the player(s) have probably written him off for dead, but as soon as the Sepiad keels over, [[spoiler:the Tharpod claws his way out of its mouth, raving about the horrors he's seen inside of the Sepiad.]]
* The ending is is no slouch, either. Cronk and Zephyr finally make it down to Magnus after receiving aid [[spoiler:from Lawrence, who proceeds to steal their ship, along with Dr. Nefarious]]. When someone raises the question as to how they're going to leave Magnus, Ratchet turns toward Ephemeris and promptly announces that he'll drive.

-->'''[[spoiler:[[RecurringTraveler The Plumber]]]]:''' If you boys are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.

* After Cronk and Zephyr [[spoiler:do some research on Nevo and discover that he may have sold Dr. Croid's technology behind his back]] Cronk lets out this line:

* Nefarious [[spoiler:figures out where Ephemeris is]].

* [[spoiler:Dr. Croid's amazing "translation" skills:]]
--> '''Ratchet:''' [[spoiler:Do you understand what I'm saying?]]
--> '''Dr. Croid:''' [[spoiler:I think he needs to poo! I'll go get a baggie.]]
--> [[spoiler:*Cue Ratchet, Clank and Nefarious's faces of disgust*]]
--> '''Qwark:''' [[spoiler:Hey Doc. Better make that two. Been a looong trip.]]

* [[spoiler:Doctor Nefarious, of all people, destroying the Loki once and for all with a '''PIMP SLAP'''.]]

** [[HilariousInHindsight Made all the more chortle-worthy]] when the scene transitions, and we see Ratchet and Clank having yet another [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] [[FriendshipMoment Moment]], after proving in the [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime last game]] [[Heartwarming/RatchetAndClank just how fondly fans will remember a hug.]]

---> '''Qwark''': [[BlatantLies Well I don't mean to brag]], [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar but I]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar did]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar modify my crochitizer with a vibrate function that I like to call]] [[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi "The Happy Platypus"]]

* There are four simple words that are almost guaranteed to make you crack a smile: Doctor Croid: [[spoiler: Lombax Whisperer!]]

* There's also the Octonok Cay Tharpod, who [[TemptingFate tempted fate]] by saying that he was going to live the rest of his life free of tragic irony. There's a surprisingly long delay between this line and any further action, and you almost think that he's going to get away with it. [[spoiler: Then the King Sepiad eats him]]. After scaling the lighthouse and beating the King Sepiad, the player(s) have probably written him off for dead, but as soon as the Sepiad keels over, [[spoiler:the Tharpod claws his way out of its mouth, raving about the horrors he's seen inside of the Sepiad.]]

-->'''[[RecurringTraveler The Plumber:]]''' If you boys are done, I'm gonna need that wrench back.

* After Cronk and Zephyr [[spoiler: do some research on Nevo and discover that he may have sold Dr. Croid's technology behind his back]] Cronk lets out this line:

* Nefarious [[spoiler:figures out where Ephemeris is]]

* [[spoiler: Dr. Croid's amazing "translation" skills:]]

--> [[spoiler: *Cue Ratchet, Clank and Nefarious's faces of disgust*]]

* [[spoiler:Doctor Nefarious, of all people, destroying the Loki one and for all with a '''PIMP SLAP'''.]]

* The demonstration video for the Quantum Deflector points out that Qwark has been the target of many assassination attempts since his inauguration, and shows him being driven in his limousine and ducking under a bullet, throwing a CartoonBomb out from the back seat, and using his robot driver as a shield against a ninja.

-->'''Qwark:''' I'm trying! Maybe if I just- ''(Pushes button on Vac-U and sends Nefarious flying. Cringes as a loud crash offscreen occurs.)''

** [[HilariousInHindsight Made all the more chortle-worthy]] when the scene transitions, and we see Ratchet and Clank having yet another [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] [[FriendshipMoment Moment]], after proving in the [[RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime last game]] [[Heartwarming/RatchetAndClank just how fondly fans will remember a hug.]]

---> '''Clank''': Ratchet! You cannot pilot a weaponized drone into Luminopolis!
---> '''Ratchet''': Relax, pal-- [[NoodleIncident I pilot weaponized drones into Luminopolis twice a week]]. It's like a five-to-ten bolt fine and a course that you have to take online. Qwark can probably pardon us.

** There's also a seemingly-random line coming from Croid around that same time:
---> '''Croid''': What planet? Who the heck ''are'' you people?

* After [[spoiler: Nefarious repairs Commander Spog]] Qwark insists that Nefarious did the right thing. Nefarious's response?

* There's also the Octonok Cay Tharpod, who [[TemptingFate tempted fate]] by saying that he was going to live the rest of his life free of tragic irony. There's a surprisingly long delay between this line and any further action, and you almost think that he's going to get away with it. [[spoiler: Then the King Sepiad eats him]]. After scaling the lighthouse and beating the King Sepiad, the player(s) have probably written him off for dead, but as soon as the Sepiad keels over, [[spoiler: the Tharpod claws his way out of its mouth, raving about the horrors he's seen inside of the Sepiad.]]
* The ending is is no slouch, either. Cronk and Zephyr finally make it down to Magnus after receiving aid [[spoiler: from Lawrence, who proceeds to steal their ship, along with Dr. Nefarious]]. When someone raises the question as to how they're going to leave Magnus, Ratchet turns toward Ephemeris and promptly announces that he'll drive.

---> '''Ratchet''': Relax, pal-- [[NoodleIncident I pilot weaponized drones into Luminopolis twice a week]]. It's like a ten bolt fine and a course that you have to take online. Qwark can pardon us.