Funny / Pokémon Epoch

• The entirety of the High!Ricki IC incident.
  • "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE."
  • "Can you be my new Jason?" *sobs*
  • "I love them. I love everyone." *sobs*
  • "STAY BACK FOUL DEMONS!"
  • "I wanna be the pwincess."
  • "You're so kind Game Master."
• In the IC, Ricki and Chelsea attempt to give Vesta The Talk after she supposes that babies are delivered by storks.

  Chelsea: Unless you get a C-section, then they cut your stomach open.

  Vesta: *deadpan* Why would you get your stomach cut open to give birth?

  Chelsea: BECAUSE SOMETIMES THAT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU AND YOUR BABY TO SURVIVE.

  • "And then water starts pouring out of you!"
  • Ricki quickly realizes that renting a documentary for her to watch might be better. It's not.
    Vesta: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, JACE?!
    Vesta: What joy?! Kids are annoying at best... and... THIS. I DON'T NEED MORE NIGHTMARES, JACE.
    Vesta: ...The hell is wrong with you all?!
  • During that same discussion, the topic of love came up. Vesta gets a Heartwarming Moment that is quickly interrupted by Azure asking if she loves her parents.
    Ricki: That was actually almost ador-
    Vesta: *Death Glare* My father is no longer an issue and my mother never was.
    Ricki: Nevermind. You ruined it.
• Vesta completely losing her usually stoic demeanor in the Superpower High School AU IC Box event. Vesta, Sera, Ace, Engel, and Cris stay at the school after hours to investigate rumors of a haunting; Vesta, terrified of ghosts, spends the whole evening doing her best impression of Scooby and Shaggy. And when she finally returns to school after missing a few days to recover, she shows up decked-out in holy gear.

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