Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Changed line(s) 54,55 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Andy:''' (pointing at the churned butter) Now is that made from the milk from the goat's penis?\\
-->'''Leslie:''' (beat) Do you WANT it to be...?\\
-->'''Leslie:''' (beat) Do you WANT it to be...?\\
to:
-->'''Andy:''' (pointing at the churned butter) Now is that made from the milk from the goat's penis?\\
-->'''Leslie:'''penis?\\'''Leslie:''' (beat) Do you WANT it to be...?\\
-->'''Leslie:'''
Changed line(s) 554 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Jean-Realphio:''' ''(smirks at Donna)'' I hope you brought a change of clothes... 'cause your eyes are about to piss ''tears.''\\
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1583 (click to see context) from:
* Ron starts undoing Tammy's brain-washing by offering Jamm one of his gold bars if he says something bad about Tammy. Seeing Jamm caught in-between his desire for Tammy and his usual greed is hilariously pathetic.
to:
* Ron starts undoing Tammy's brain-washing brainwashing by offering Jamm one of his gold bars if he says something bad about Tammy. Seeing Jamm caught in-between in between his desire for Tammy and his usual greed is hilariously pathetic.
Changed line(s) 1585 (click to see context) from:
* Ron comparing going against Tammy to going to war, capped off with his statement that, "Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention." Followed by Leslie wafting some of Tammy's perfume in Jamm's face and then ''violently slapping him'' whenever he reacts to it so he associates the smell with physical pain as a form of Pavlovian conditioning. Made even funnier by Jon Glaser's [[LargeHam utterly ridiculous facial expressions]] throughout the whole thing.
to:
* Ron comparing compares going against Tammy to going to war, capped off with his statement that, that "Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention." Followed by Leslie wafting some of Tammy's perfume in Jamm's face and then ''violently slapping him'' whenever he reacts to it so he associates the smell with physical pain as a form of Pavlovian conditioning. Made even funnier by Jon Glaser's [[LargeHam utterly ridiculous facial expressions]] throughout the whole thing.
Changed line(s) 1592 (click to see context) from:
* The museum dedicated to William Henry Harrison has so much difficult in trying to fill the museum with stuff about his life (since his presidency was so short) it has spaces dedicated to hypotheticals, other things that were famous for a month, and other famous Harrisons.
to:
* The museum dedicated to William Henry Harrison UsefulNotes/WilliamHenryHarrison has so much difficult difficultly in trying to fill the museum with stuff about his life (since his presidency was so short) it has spaces dedicated to hypotheticals, other things that were famous for a month, and other famous Harrisons.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Spelling/grammar fix(es)
Changed line(s) 848,849 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Chris:''' [[invoked]] [[{{Understatement}} This has been a difficult year for me, romantically]]. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor. Lots of disappointment. [[MemeticMutation But, if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair!
** It's worth noting that Chris is saying this all with [[StepfordSmiler a huge smile on his face]].
** It's worth noting that Chris is saying this all with [[StepfordSmiler a huge smile on his face]].
to:
-->'''Chris:''' [[invoked]] [[{{Understatement}} This has been a difficult year for me, romantically]]. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor. Lots of disappointment. [[MemeticMutation But, if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair!
despair!]]
** It's worthnoting highlighting here that Chris is saying this all with [[StepfordSmiler a huge smile on his face]].
** It's worth
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Added example(s)
Changed line(s) 523 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Donna:''' I'm down to one word per minute! And that word is "perflipiscup"!
to:
Changed line(s) 529 (click to see context) from:
to:
** It's also worth noting that Andy, April and Tom are all warned by Ethel Beavers to not move anything around in the room they're supposed to work in because "[[NoodleIncident This is all still technically a crime scene]]."
* Ron's genuine rage and sorrow over Li'l Sebastian's death.
-->'''Ron:''' When I came into work today, I saw the flag was at half-mast, and my first thought was "[[BlackComedy Alright, another bureaucrat ate it]]." ''(Ron's face immediately falls and he now looks furious)'' ...But then, I found out it was Li'l Sebastian. Half-mast is too damn high. ''Show some damn respect.''
* [[invoked]] Leslie's contemplation on the nature of love is played over [[BetaCouple April smiling at Andy]], [[OfficialCouple Ben comforting Leslie over Li'l Sebastian's passing]] ...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[CargoShip Donna lovingly washing the windscreen of her Mercedes]].
-->'''Ron:''' When I came into work today, I saw the flag was at half-mast, and my first thought was "[[BlackComedy Alright, another bureaucrat ate it]]." ''(Ron's face immediately falls and he now looks furious)'' ...But then, I found out it was Li'l Sebastian. Half-mast is too damn high. ''Show some damn respect.''
* [[invoked]] Leslie's contemplation on the nature of love is played over [[BetaCouple April smiling at Andy]], [[OfficialCouple Ben comforting Leslie over Li'l Sebastian's passing]] ...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[CargoShip Donna lovingly washing the windscreen of her Mercedes]].
Changed line(s) 843,845 (click to see context) from:
* Chris' comment on the crushing disappointment that has been his love life for the past year:
-->'''Chris:''' This has been a difficult year for me, romantically. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor. Lots of disappointment. But, if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
** And he says all of this with [[StepfordSmiler a huge smile on his face]].
-->'''Chris:''' This has been a difficult year for me, romantically. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor. Lots of disappointment. But, if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
** And he says all of this with [[StepfordSmiler a huge smile on his face]].
to:
* Chris' comment on the crushing disappointment that has been his love life for over the past year:
-->'''Chris:''' [[invoked]] [[{{Understatement}} This has been a difficult year for me,romantically.romantically]]. Millicent Gergich, Ann Perkins, Andy's professor. Lots of disappointment. [[MemeticMutation But, if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
despair!
**And he says all of It's worth noting that Chris is saying this all with [[StepfordSmiler a huge smile on his face]].
-->'''Chris:''' [[invoked]] [[{{Understatement}} This has been a difficult year for me,
**
Changed line(s) 848 (click to see context) from:
* Andy's security code names for the Knope campaign team.
to:
* [[invoked]] [[MemeticMutation Andy's security code names for the Knope campaign team.team]].
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
More fitting trope
Changed line(s) 1735 (click to see context) from:
* When Leslie notices that her daughter is sitting and talking with Ann's son, she immediately [[ShippingGoggles hopes they fall in love]]. Ann warns her not to seem too approving. Leslie agrees, then gives her daughter a big smile and a thumbs up.
to:
* When Leslie notices that her daughter is sitting and talking with Ann's son, she immediately [[ShippingGoggles [[ShipperOnDeck hopes they fall in love]]. Ann warns her not to seem too approving. Leslie agrees, then gives her daughter a big smile and a thumbs up.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
disambig
Changed line(s) 1260 (click to see context) from:
'''Ron Dunn:''' I'm a big believer in environmental conservation. Recycling and composting and the like. ''[[[OhCrap the smile on Ron Swanson's face suddenly becomes a frown]]]'' I'm a yoga nut, and I'm a [[JustForPun nut nut]]. They make delicious milks, man. I'm a vegan, of course, slowly working towards full freegan-vegan.\\
to:
'''Ron Dunn:''' I'm a big believer in environmental conservation. Recycling and composting and the like. ''[[[OhCrap the smile on Ron Swanson's face suddenly becomes a frown]]]'' I'm a yoga nut, and I'm a [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} nut nut]]. They make delicious milks, man. I'm a vegan, of course, slowly working towards full freegan-vegan.\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 490,491 (click to see context) from:
'''Leslie:''' ''(crying)'' You don’t even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!\\
'''Tom:''' I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.\\
'''Tom:''' I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.\\
to:
'''Leslie:''' ''(crying)'' [[DrowningMySorrows You don’t even know one thing, I didn't even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and I didn't even do it once!\\
once!]]\\
'''Tom:''' [[MotorMouth I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.\\]]\\
'''Tom:''' [[MotorMouth I'm like an elephant, OK? If I walk into a room, it's like OK, he's in there.
Changed line(s) 493,496 (click to see context) from:
'''Ben:''' ''(giggles like an idiot)'' Baba booey.\\
'''Andy:''' Turn this music down. ''(singing)'' Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad...\\
'''April:''' ''(rambles in incomprehensible Spanish)''\\
'''Jerry:''' ''(giggles and then coughs, holding a glass of Snakejuice)''\\
'''Andy:''' Turn this music down. ''(singing)'' Farts and boobs and love and stuff... macaroni salad...\\
'''April:''' ''(rambles in incomprehensible Spanish)''\\
'''Jerry:''' ''(giggles and then coughs, holding a glass of Snakejuice)''\\
to:
'''Ben:''' ''(giggles like an idiot)'' [[Radio/HowardStern Baba booey.\\
]]\\
'''Andy:''' Turn this music down.''(singing)'' ''([[DrunkenSong singing]])'' [[{{Yarling}} Farts and boobs poop and love and stuff... macaroni salad...\\
]]\\
'''April:'''''(rambles in ''([[TheUnintelligible rambles in]] [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign incomprehensible Spanish)''\\
Spanish]])''\\
'''Jerry:'''''(giggles ''([[TheHyena giggles and then coughs, holding a glass of Snakejuice)''\\Snakejuice]])''\\
'''Andy:''' Turn this music down.
'''April:'''
'''Jerry:'''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
*
--> '''Leslie''': The point is, will you go to the prom with me? \\
'''Ben''': Well, I thought you'd never ask. Because we're nearing 40.
--> '''Leslie''': The point is, will you go to the prom with me? \\
'''Ben''': Well, I thought you'd never ask. Because we're nearing 40.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Updating Link
Changed line(s) 1197 (click to see context) from:
* Creator/PattonOswalt's turn as Garth Blundin begins with a filibuster focused on his proposal for ''Film/TheForceAwakens'', which devolves into a MassiveMultiplayerCrossover between ''Franchise/StarWars'' and the Franchise/MarvelComics universe (including ComicBook/TheAvengers, ComicBook/SpiderMan, ComicBook/XMen and ComicBook/FantasticFour). The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNDssdsVnM uncut version]] needs to be seen to be believed.
to:
* Creator/PattonOswalt's turn as Garth Blundin begins with a filibuster focused on his proposal for ''Film/TheForceAwakens'', which devolves into a MassiveMultiplayerCrossover between ''Franchise/StarWars'' and the Franchise/MarvelComics Creator/MarvelComics universe (including ComicBook/TheAvengers, ComicBook/SpiderMan, ComicBook/XMen and ComicBook/FantasticFour). The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNDssdsVnM uncut version]] needs to be seen to be believed.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* TheTeaser, in which Andy brings a puppy into the building.
-->'''Ron:''' Look, I love a good dog as much as the next guy, [[NoAnimalsAllowed but this building doesn't allow animals]]. Andy, take him outside.
-->'''Andy:''' What, and ''shoot him?''
-->'''Ron:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards No, just keep him outside.]]
-->'''Tom (speaking as the dog):''' Oh, come on, Ron. I'm just a little puppy. I ain't done nothing wrong. I'm just a puppy. ''(puppy starts licking an unamused Ron's face.)'' I like your mustache. I wish I could have one. But I can't. Because I'm just a little puppy.
-->'''Ron:''' [[OnSecondThought Okay, take him out and shoot him.]]
-->'''Ron:''' Look, I love a good dog as much as the next guy, [[NoAnimalsAllowed but this building doesn't allow animals]]. Andy, take him outside.
-->'''Andy:''' What, and ''shoot him?''
-->'''Ron:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards No, just keep him outside.]]
-->'''Tom (speaking as the dog):''' Oh, come on, Ron. I'm just a little puppy. I ain't done nothing wrong. I'm just a puppy. ''(puppy starts licking an unamused Ron's face.)'' I like your mustache. I wish I could have one. But I can't. Because I'm just a little puppy.
-->'''Ron:''' [[OnSecondThought Okay, take him out and shoot him.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Changed line(s) 890 (click to see context) from:
* [[CoitusEnsues April full on mounting Andy in public when they re-unite]].
to:
* [[CoitusEnsues April full on mounting Andy in public when they re-unite]].re-unite.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
trope split
Changed line(s) 401 (click to see context) from:
* ''Everyone's'' [[{{Squee}} reaction to]] [[HundredPercentAdorationRating Li'l Sebastian]]. Especially Ron's glee.
to:
* ''Everyone's'' [[{{Squee}} reaction to]] [[HundredPercentAdorationRating reaction]] to [[LovedByAll Li'l Sebastian]]. Especially Ron's glee.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 452 (click to see context) from:
to:
** Upon seeing a grain dispenser with coffee, Andy asks what it does before immediately pulling the lever down and just watching the coffee drain into a heap on the counter and floor. What ''really'' makes it hilarious is the [[OutOfCharacterMoment actual, frustrated anger on Chris' face]] as he just walks away silently.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** Even better, Leslie looks just as mad as Ron. And Jerry just looks utterly confused.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1192 (click to see context) from:
** Fittingly, the first person to leave the meeting? Creator/ChrisPratt, [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy whose future character was never mentioned during the filibuster]] despite the direct tie to Thanos.
to:
** Fittingly, the first person to leave the meeting? Creator/ChrisPratt, [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 whose future character was never mentioned during the filibuster]] despite the direct tie to Thanos.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1697 (click to see context) from:
'''Ron Dunn: Nice to see ya, Ron. I couldn't help but overhear. Sure am sorry about your loss. And every time we lose a compadre, our collective lantern gets a little bit dimmer.\\
to:
'''Ron Dunn: Dunn:''' Nice to see ya, Ron. I couldn't help but overhear. Sure am sorry about your loss. And every time we lose a compadre, our collective lantern gets a little bit dimmer.\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1693 (click to see context) from:
to:
* When Donna, Andy, and Ron go drinking together at Tom's Bistro, Ron is visibly upset about the death of his longtime barber, Salvatore--so upset that he doesn't notice [[Creator/SamElliott a familiar face]] is sitting right next to him:
-->'''Ron Swanson:''' So much is changing, and I've never been a fan of change. Salvatore was a constant in my life.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' In my experience, the only constant ''is'' change.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' [[OhCrap Oh,]] ''[[[PrecisionFStrike bleep]]]''.\\
'''Ron Dunn: Nice to see ya, Ron. I couldn't help but overhear. Sure am sorry about your loss. And every time we lose a compadre, our collective lantern gets a little bit dimmer.\\
'''Andy:''' Hey, you look awful familiar. Have we met before?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' I'm sure our souls have collided in one lifetime or another.\\
'''Andy:''' [[LiteralMinded No, that's not it.]] Are you in my frisbee golf league?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' Oh, yeah! I play for the Super Spinners.\\
'''Andy:''' I'm on the Frisbee Champs.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' Oh, cool.\\
'''Andy:''' ''[to the camera]'' I named us.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' ''[angrily]'' Andrew, stop speaking to this man. [[ShadowArchetype He is]] [[SitcomArchnemesis the worst human being on earth.]]
-->'''Ron Swanson:''' So much is changing, and I've never been a fan of change. Salvatore was a constant in my life.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' In my experience, the only constant ''is'' change.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' [[OhCrap Oh,]] ''[[[PrecisionFStrike bleep]]]''.\\
'''Ron Dunn: Nice to see ya, Ron. I couldn't help but overhear. Sure am sorry about your loss. And every time we lose a compadre, our collective lantern gets a little bit dimmer.\\
'''Andy:''' Hey, you look awful familiar. Have we met before?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' I'm sure our souls have collided in one lifetime or another.\\
'''Andy:''' [[LiteralMinded No, that's not it.]] Are you in my frisbee golf league?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' Oh, yeah! I play for the Super Spinners.\\
'''Andy:''' I'm on the Frisbee Champs.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' Oh, cool.\\
'''Andy:''' ''[to the camera]'' I named us.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' ''[angrily]'' Andrew, stop speaking to this man. [[ShadowArchetype He is]] [[SitcomArchnemesis the worst human being on earth.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1296 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ron:''' Death does not scare me. What I am worried about is spoiling my children. I don't want them to be the kind of people who never work, live off of their trust funds, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking who]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking buy]]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking their wooden furniture.]] ''(Ben gives an AsideGlance)
to:
-->'''Ron:''' Death does not scare me. What I am worried about is spoiling my children. I don't want them to be the kind of people who never work, live off of their trust funds, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking who]] ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking buy]]'' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking their wooden furniture.]] ''(Ben gives an AsideGlance)AsideGlance)''
Changed line(s) 1299,1300 (click to see context) from:
'''Ron:''' ''({{beat}})'' ''(mutters)'' I'm not gonna lose to a ''boar.''
to:
'''Ron:''' ''({{beat}})'' ''(mutters)'' I'm not gonna [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'd never lose to a ''boar.''
a]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint boar.]]''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 426 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ron''': So, not only does this thing exist but you have also [[TheCakeIsALie deprived everyone of cake!]]
to:
-->'''Ron''': So, not only does this thing exist exist, but now you have also [[TheCakeIsALie ''[[TheCakeIsALie deprived everyone of cake!]]cake!]]''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1248 (click to see context) from:
* When Ron Swanson discovers the horrifying truth about Ron Dunn:
to:
* When Ron Swanson discovers the horrifying truth about [[NewAgeRetroHippie Ron Dunn:Dunn]]:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1259 (click to see context) from:
'''Ron Swanson:''' [in a [[TalkingHeads talking head]]]'' I no longer like Ron.
to:
'''Ron Swanson:''' [in ''[in a [[TalkingHeads talking head]]]'' I no longer like Ron.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1241 (click to see context) from:
'''Ron Swanson:''' Dunn and done.
to:
'''Ron Swanson:''' Dunn and done.\\
''[both men chuckle]''\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' ''[in a [[TalkingHeads talking head]]]'' I like Ron.
''[both men chuckle]''\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' ''[in a [[TalkingHeads talking head]]]'' I like Ron.
Added DiffLines:
* When Ron Swanson discovers the horrifying truth about Ron Dunn:
-->'''Leslie:''' Okay, Eagleton Ron, tell me a little about yourself.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' Well, I love the outdoors. I love nature.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' Amen.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' I'm a big believer in environmental conservation. Recycling and composting and the like. ''[[[OhCrap the smile on Ron Swanson's face suddenly becomes a frown]]]'' I'm a yoga nut, and I'm a [[JustForPun nut nut]]. They make delicious milks, man. I'm a vegan, of course, slowly working towards full freegan-vegan.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' [[TranquilFury What in God's name is "freegan-vegan"?]]\\
'''Leslie:''' You only eat vegetables that have been thrown out in people's dumpsters.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' ''[noticing Ron Dunn's sandals]'' What is on your foot, sir?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' My trusty sandals. I believe a man's feet should remain uncaged. Same goes for all chickens.\\
'''Leslie:''' Well, Eagleton Ron, we here in Pawnee value loyalty above all else. So would you be opposed to signing a loyalty pledge to our new town?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' As long as that new town were open to the ideals of communal living. Everyone pitches in towards a common good. In the immortal words of Music/CatStevens, "If you want to be free...be free".\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' [in a [[TalkingHeads talking head]]]'' I no longer like Ron.
-->'''Leslie:''' Okay, Eagleton Ron, tell me a little about yourself.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' Well, I love the outdoors. I love nature.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' Amen.\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' I'm a big believer in environmental conservation. Recycling and composting and the like. ''[[[OhCrap the smile on Ron Swanson's face suddenly becomes a frown]]]'' I'm a yoga nut, and I'm a [[JustForPun nut nut]]. They make delicious milks, man. I'm a vegan, of course, slowly working towards full freegan-vegan.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' [[TranquilFury What in God's name is "freegan-vegan"?]]\\
'''Leslie:''' You only eat vegetables that have been thrown out in people's dumpsters.\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' ''[noticing Ron Dunn's sandals]'' What is on your foot, sir?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' My trusty sandals. I believe a man's feet should remain uncaged. Same goes for all chickens.\\
'''Leslie:''' Well, Eagleton Ron, we here in Pawnee value loyalty above all else. So would you be opposed to signing a loyalty pledge to our new town?\\
'''Ron Dunn:''' As long as that new town were open to the ideals of communal living. Everyone pitches in towards a common good. In the immortal words of Music/CatStevens, "If you want to be free...be free".\\
'''Ron Swanson:''' [in a [[TalkingHeads talking head]]]'' I no longer like Ron.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Critical Research Failure is a disambiguation page
Changed line(s) 232 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Pawnee Resident:''' What's wrong with corn syrup? It's natural! [[CriticalResearchFailure Corn is a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush!]]\\
to:
-->'''Pawnee Resident:''' What's wrong with corn syrup? It's natural! [[CriticalResearchFailure Corn is a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush!]]\\bush!\\
Changed line(s) 648 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Andy:''' How about Germany? [[CriticalResearchFailure They've never been the bad guys.]]
to:
-->'''Andy:''' How about Germany? [[CriticalResearchFailure They've never been the bad guys.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 912 (click to see context) from:
* After two little girls demand that Ron and Andy ask their permission to work on the pothole in their kingdom:
to:
* After two little girls dressed like princesses demand that Ron and Andy ask their permission to work on the pothole in their kingdom:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 306 (click to see context) from:
''[cut to a TalkingHead of Ron in his office, holding a copy of the chart]''\\
to:
''[cut to a TalkingHead [[TalkingHeads talking head]] of Ron in his office, holding a copy of the chart]''\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 304,305 (click to see context) from:
* [[http://originaldave77.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ron-swanson-pyramid-of-greatness-wallpaper-2560x1600.png The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.]]
-->'''Ron''': Under my tutelage, you'll grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold! The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
-->'''Ron''': Under my tutelage, you'll grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold! The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
to:
* Ron showing [[http://originaldave77.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/ron-swanson-pyramid-of-greatness-wallpaper-2560x1600.png The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.]]
Greatness]] to the boys' basketball team he's coaching.
-->'''Ron''': Under my tutelage, you'll grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold! ''[points to a chart]'' The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.\\
''[cut to a TalkingHead of Ron in his office, holding a copy of the chart]''\\
'''Ron:''' I've been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include:\\
''[cut back to Ron in the gym, pointing to each word on the chart as he says it]''\\
'''Ron:''' Capitalism--God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor. Crying--acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish--for sport only, not for meat. [[RealMenEatMeat Fish meat is practically a vegetable.]] Haircuts. There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. ''[points at a boy with matted hair]'' Are the scissors broken in your house, son?!
-->'''Ron''': Under my tutelage, you'll grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators and from gladiators into Swansons. Behold! ''[points to a chart]'' The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.\\
''[cut to a TalkingHead of Ron in his office, holding a copy of the chart]''\\
'''Ron:''' I've been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include:\\
''[cut back to Ron in the gym, pointing to each word on the chart as he says it]''\\
'''Ron:''' Capitalism--God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor. Crying--acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish--for sport only, not for meat. [[RealMenEatMeat Fish meat is practically a vegetable.]] Haircuts. There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. ''[points at a boy with matted hair]'' Are the scissors broken in your house, son?!
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 7 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ben''': No, Orin, I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?
to:
Changed line(s) 10,18 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Old Man''': I picture a park with rides and sexy cartoon characters. I call it Disney Land.
--> '''Leslie''': How did you get in here?
--> '''Old Man''': Broke a window.
** When Leslie and Co are in the decrepit district of Pawnee April and Andy live in and announces she has a plan.
--> '''Old Man''' (Showing up out of nowhere): I'll help. (Startles everyone else)
--> '''Leslie''': Where did you come from?
--> '''Old Man''': Came through the sewer.
** Bidding 50 dollars on the Red Hot Chili Peppper's guitar... [[TakeThat and then trying to wipe the signature off]].
** "That's my slogan... "Who needs a slogan" and then a picture of him flipping everyone off.
--> '''Leslie''': How did you get in here?
--> '''Old Man''': Broke a window.
** When Leslie and Co are in the decrepit district of Pawnee April and Andy live in and announces she has a plan.
--> '''Old Man''' (Showing up out of nowhere): I'll help. (Startles everyone else)
--> '''Leslie''': Where did you come from?
--> '''Old Man''': Came through the sewer.
** Bidding 50 dollars on the Red Hot Chili Peppper's guitar... [[TakeThat and then trying to wipe the signature off]].
** "That's my slogan... "Who needs a slogan" and then a picture of him flipping everyone off.
to:
'''Leslie:''' How did you get in
-->
'''Old
** When Leslie and
--> '''Old Man'''
-->'''Old Man:''' (Showing up out of
--> '''Leslie''':
'''Leslie:''' Where did you come
-->
'''Old
** Bidding 50 dollars on the Red Hot Chili
** "That's my slogan... "Who needs a slogan" and then a picture of him flipping everyone off.
Changed line(s) 20,21 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Old Man:''' Oh, those are nipple rings.
--> '''Ben:''' And you know that because...they were yours. *drops rings in disgust*
--> '''Ben:''' And you know that because...they were yours. *drops rings in disgust*
to:
-->
'''Ben:''' And you know that
Changed line(s) 25 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Woman''': I found a sandwich in one of your parks and I wanted to know [[TooDumbToLive why it didn't have]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous mayonnaise]]!\\
to:
Changed line(s) 27 (click to see context) from:
'''Woman''': What's so funny?!
to:
Changed line(s) 30,32 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Woman''': I made this in one of your pottery classes. '''[[NeverMyFault It's terrible]]!''' (''[[RageQuit Smashes it on the floor]]'')
* One popular [[https://youtu.be/C4eqLn1f8Ro?t=184 outtake]] from "Born and Raised": after Andy (as Burt Macklin) steals Leslie's birth certificate and "some dude's briefcase", he throws the briefcase away, and the lights switch off. After a beat, it dawns on everyone that Chris Pratt accidentally threw the briefcase at the light switch, ''shattering it''.
-->'''Chris Pratt''': ''That's not something that props can fix. That's gonna be a little harder to fix. I'm sorry.'' '''I'm out!''' (''runs off'')
* One popular [[https://youtu.be/C4eqLn1f8Ro?t=184 outtake]] from "Born and Raised": after Andy (as Burt Macklin) steals Leslie's birth certificate and "some dude's briefcase", he throws the briefcase away, and the lights switch off. After a beat, it dawns on everyone that Chris Pratt accidentally threw the briefcase at the light switch, ''shattering it''.
-->'''Chris Pratt''': ''That's not something that props can fix. That's gonna be a little harder to fix. I'm sorry.'' '''I'm out!''' (''runs off'')
to:
---> '''Woman''': '''Woman:''' I made this in one of your pottery classes. '''[[NeverMyFault It's terrible]]!''' (''[[RageQuit Smashes it on the floor]]'')
* One popular[[https://youtu.be/C4eqLn1f8Ro?t=184 [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4eqLn1f8Ro&t=184s outtake]] from "Born and Raised": after Andy (as Burt Macklin) steals Leslie's birth certificate and "some dude's briefcase", briefcase," he throws the briefcase away, and the lights switch off. After a beat, it dawns on everyone that Chris Pratt accidentally threw the briefcase at the light switch, ''shattering it''.
-->'''ChrisPratt''': Pratt:''' ''That's not something that props can fix. That's gonna be a little harder to fix. I'm sorry.'' '''I'm out!''' (''runs off'')
* One popular
-->'''Chris
Changed line(s) 45,50 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Andy''': I have hot snakes, you guys!
-->'''April''': What's 'hot snakes'?
-->'''Andy''': (beat) It's when the diarrhea comes out like a hot snake!
-->'''April''': Andy!
-->(Nick Offerman starts laughing hysterically)
-->'''Andy''': I get hot snakes and bubblegut!
-->'''April''': What's 'hot snakes'?
-->'''Andy''': (beat) It's when the diarrhea comes out like a hot snake!
-->'''April''': Andy!
-->(Nick Offerman starts laughing hysterically)
-->'''Andy''': I get hot snakes and bubblegut!
to:
-->'''April''':
'''April:''' What's 'hot
-->'''Andy''':
'''Andy:''' (beat) It's when the diarrhea comes out like a hot
-->'''April''': Andy!
-->(Nick
'''April:''' Andy!\\
(Nick Offerman starts laughing
-->'''Andy''':
'''Andy:''' I get hot snakes and bubblegut!
Changed line(s) 52 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Andy''': Sometimes, when I wipe, (Aubrey corpses and turns her back) I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times...still poop, still poop...it's like I'm wiping a marker or something.
to:
Changed line(s) 54,57 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Andy''': (pointing at the churned butter) Now is that made from the milk from the goat's penis?
-->'''Leslie''': (beat) Do you WANT it to be...?
-->'''Andy''': No, I just noticed it tasted different from when I was drinking it...
* The main cast singing "Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian" at [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZQQfkJ7hZY#t=89 Late Night with Seth Myers]]. Aubrey Plaza and Jim O'Heir are making out in the middle with everyone else laughing and Chris Pratt trying to keep a straight face.
-->'''Leslie''': (beat) Do you WANT it to be...?
-->'''Andy''': No, I just noticed it tasted different from when I was drinking it...
* The main cast singing "Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian" at [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZQQfkJ7hZY#t=89 Late Night with Seth Myers]]. Aubrey Plaza and Jim O'Heir are making out in the middle with everyone else laughing and Chris Pratt trying to keep a straight face.
to:
-->'''Leslie''':
-->'''Leslie:''' (beat) Do you WANT it to be...
-->'''Andy''':
'''Andy:''' No, I just noticed it tasted different from when I was drinking it...
* The main cast singing "Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian" at [[https://www.youtube.
Changed line(s) 64,66 (click to see context) from:
* Meanwhile, Mark, April, and Tom do find someone who's interested:
-->'''Man''': Also, is the park gonna be at least a thousand feet from my house? Because, y'know, I really can't move again.\\
'''Mark''': April, please stand behind me.
-->'''Man''': Also, is the park gonna be at least a thousand feet from my house? Because, y'know, I really can't move again.\\
'''Mark''': April, please stand behind me.
to:
* Meanwhile, Mark, April, April and Tom do find someone who's interested:
-->'''Man''': -->'''Man:''' Also, is the park gonna be at least a thousand feet from my house? Because, y'know, I really can't move again.\\
'''Mark''': '''Mark:''' April, please stand behind me.
Changed line(s) 69 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Town manager''': My god, she's filibustering her own meeting.
to:
-->'''Town manager''': manager:''' My god, she's filibustering her own meeting.
Changed line(s) 78,79 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ron''': One guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe... when he desires them.
to:
Changed line(s) 87,88 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ron''': My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me, then we divorced, then last week I ran into her sister Beth here; turns out she hates Tammy too, so we started dating. It's like a fairy tale!
-->'''Beth''': Yeah, Tammy stinks.
-->'''Beth''': Yeah, Tammy stinks.
to:
-->'''Beth''':
'''Beth:''' Yeah, Tammy stinks.
Changed line(s) 90,91 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ron''': Hey, who wants to see me climb a tree?
-->'''Tom''', '''Wendy''', '''Beth''': [''enthusiastically''] I do!
-->'''Tom''', '''Wendy''', '''Beth''': [''enthusiastically''] I do!
to:
-->'''Ron''': Hey, who wants to see me climb a tree?
-->'''Tom''',tree?\\
'''Tom''', '''Wendy''','''Beth''': '''Beth:''' [''enthusiastically''] I do!
-->'''Tom''',
'''Tom''', '''Wendy''',
Changed line(s) 116 (click to see context) from:
* [[https://youtu.be/rxnXfzIRp_A Leslie trying to do a British accent.]] It's a lovely little bit of {{Cringe Comedy}}.
to:
* [[https://youtu.be/rxnXfzIRp_A [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxnXfzIRp_A Leslie trying to do a British accent.]] It's a lovely little bit of {{Cringe Comedy}}.
Changed line(s) 141 (click to see context) from:
* The entirety of Old Gus's [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech retirement speech]]. Made even better with Andy [[ComicallyMissingThePoint cheerfully laughing at Gus's speech]] while everyone else awkwardly stares at him.
to:
* The entirety of Old Gus's Gus' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech retirement speech]]. Made even better with Andy [[ComicallyMissingThePoint cheerfully laughing at Gus's Gus' speech]] while everyone else awkwardly stares at him.
Changed line(s) 145,146 (click to see context) from:
* When Mark asks Tom for advice on how to handle Andy’s attempts to get back with Ann, Tom tells him to take the high road. Then we immediately cut to Tom’s talking head: “I never take the high road. But I always tell other people to, so that there’s more room for ''me'' on the ''low road''.” Complete with appropriately ridiculous-looking hand gestures.
to:
* When Mark asks Tom for advice on how to handle Andy’s Andy's attempts to get back with Ann, Tom tells him to take the high road. Then we immediately cut to Tom’s Tom's talking head: “I "I never take the high road. But I always tell other people to, so that there’s more room for ''me'' on the ''low road''.” " Complete with appropriately ridiculous-looking hand gestures.
Changed line(s) 152 (click to see context) from:
* [[https://youtu.be/sGUkc9ajgiU Andy's reaction to Ron... enjoying his shoeshine.]]
to:
* [[https://youtu.be/sGUkc9ajgiU [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUkc9ajgiU Andy's reaction to Ron... enjoying his shoeshine.]]
Changed line(s) 164 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Leslie''': I got that tunnel vision that girls get. I let my emotions get the best of me. I cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my... lady parts. I was walking and it felt icky. I thought there was gonna be chocolate. I don't even remember! I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I wanna do is have babies! I'm just going through a thing right now. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone. This would not happen if I had a penis! What? Bitches be crazy. I'm good at tolerating pain; I'm bad at math, and... I'm stupid.
to:
Changed line(s) 179,184 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Donna''': [[PersonaNonGrata I can't go back there.]] But if you see Jasmine, tell her she can keep Anthony, but I want my microwave back!\\
'''Leslie''': ''[[[ThousandYardStare reflects for a moment]] on Donna's life outside of work]'' ...Okay, good! You're gonna take April home.\\
'''April''': No, I want to go to the Glitter Factory!\\
'''Leslie''': Well, drop out of school and start doing meth.
* Leslie mistakes the name of a stripper as "Seabiscuit"; she's corrected that it's "Sierra". Tom admits that he's not interested in a lap dance or anything else, and Leslie tells "Seabiscuit" to move along.
* Leslie's stripper name would be "Equality".
'''Leslie''': ''[[[ThousandYardStare reflects for a moment]] on Donna's life outside of work]'' ...Okay, good! You're gonna take April home.\\
'''April''': No, I want to go to the Glitter Factory!\\
'''Leslie''': Well, drop out of school and start doing meth.
* Leslie mistakes the name of a stripper as "Seabiscuit"; she's corrected that it's "Sierra". Tom admits that he's not interested in a lap dance or anything else, and Leslie tells "Seabiscuit" to move along.
* Leslie's stripper name would be "Equality".
to:
* Leslie mistakes the name of a stripper as "Seabiscuit"; she's corrected that it's
* Leslie's stripper name would be
Changed line(s) 197 (click to see context) from:
-->'''April''': ''["smoking" a pen like a [[FemmeFatale cigarette holder]]]'' Do you want me to seduce [news anchor] Perd Hapley?\\
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 1212 (click to see context) from:
* Leslie's reaction to Ron and Diane's wedding.
to:
* Leslie's reaction to Ron and Diane's wedding.wedding, and her reactions throughout the whole thing; she's so used to actual ceremonies that Ron and Diana's hyper-express wedding in less than five minutes has her at a loss as she tries to speedrun everything she can. Ron only gives her ten seconds to give a speech near the end.
-->'''Leslie, reaching into the shredded paper basket:''' PRETEND THIS IS RICE!
-->'''Leslie, reaching into the shredded paper basket:''' PRETEND THIS IS RICE!
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** Special points for Chris' priceless facial expression
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Up To Eleven is a defunct trope
Changed line(s) 891 (click to see context) from:
* When Leslie and Ann confront the Sweetums/Paunch Burger PR lady about [[https://youtu.be/Ish8NBunrQU the sizes of the sodas.]] To elaborate: a "Little Swallow" is a puny cup, but five cents more gets you a "Small" (64-oz), a "Regular" is 128-oz,[[note]]"Most people call it a gallon."[[/note]] and [[UpToEleven "Child-size" is 512-oz!]]
to:
* When Leslie and Ann confront the Sweetums/Paunch Burger PR lady about [[https://youtu.be/Ish8NBunrQU the sizes of the sodas.]] To elaborate: a "Little Swallow" is a puny cup, but five cents more gets you a "Small" (64-oz), a "Regular" is 128-oz,[[note]]"Most people call it a gallon."[[/note]] and [[UpToEleven "Child-size" is 512-oz!]]512-oz!