Funny / Nico B Ni No Kuni

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Ni no Kuni

• At the beginning when there's a stampede of "kawaii moose" as Nico calls the creatures, text on the screen reads, "FUCK! LION KING!"
• Oliver skips around all the place while singing "We're Off To See the Wizard". Even Mr. Drippy gets unsettled by this, thinking he's gone high.
• Oliver also begins hearing all the voices that Nico makes for other characters, like Sebastian Debeste (who look uncannily just like each other, to boot), the Judge, Komaeda, etc., not understanding all the inside jokes and becoming more and more afraid that he's going crazy (and considering that his mother just recently died, and the previously mentioned prancing around, it may not be that far off).
  • By the end of the game, it turns out the White Witch has a council of voices in her head as well.
• Nico's reaction to Pea referring to Timmy Toldrum as Mr. Kitty.
• The Council of Voices (except Sebastian because he can't fault anyone for trying to be Debeste) freaking out that Nico grinded for levels offscreen and declaring the LP ruined.
• NEATO!!
• In Episode 12, Nico gets the ability to fly. He randomly has the characters in Oliver's head start singing ''I Believe I Can Fly''.
• One time the upgraded version of his first familiar comes in a fights Nico for getting rid of him. It was Curb-Stomp Battle for the familiar.
• When facing his first opponenets in the Solloseum:
  Ding Dong Dwellers: Don't underestimate us because we're small!
  Nico: Oh, I'm underestimating the shit out of you.
• The Oldman and His Fucking Diary: A Very Irritating Sidequest. Oliver and Mr.Drippy's ad-lib via NicoB shows how predictable yet annoying this line of sidequest is.
• How about Pea's Adorkable way of talking especially around Oliver. It's cute yet hilariously overacted for our viewing pleasure.
  Pea: Oliver! Oliver!!!
• The Judge reaction when Nico killed the highest form of the Toka( It's a Game-Breaker)
  "The Judge": Goddammit Oliver!!!.

Ni no Kuni 2

• Nico gushing over Evan's cuteness and Roland's badassery.
• Nico getting a Game Over within the first twenty minutes of the game.
• The intro for the series itself is one.
  Nico: And now back to- HOLY SHIT ROLAND'S GOT A GUN! (Gunshot)
  • The intro adds a hilarious twist on Episode 13 as Roland futility attempts to fire his empty gun to Nico's relief, only to reload and continue firing at Nico's continued horror
    Roland: (Clicking Gun)
    Nico: Oh thank god he's out of bullets.
    Roland: (Sliding a new magazine and cocks his gun)
    Nico: OH GOD HE'S RELOADED (Gunshot)
  • Episode 16 pulls another one when Nico says this line twice (cause the "Previously On" segment with the clip from episode 15 is exactly that).
  • And final episode makes Nico get revenge.
    Nico: Oh goddammit! Alright, I have enough of this shit, asshole! You shot 21 fucking holes in my wall and I had it! You're dead Roland, you're dead! FUCKIN DIE!
    Roland (Nico): HOLY SHIT, NICO'S GOT A NU- boom
• During the introduction of an item similar to social media, Nico hopes for someone to do shitposting and makes up a scenario for that.
• On episode three, due to a problem with pathfinding, the AI controlled Roland starts walking away while they are being led up by the pirates. Nico's reaction is priceless. Roland is being an ass and leaving.
• In episode 4, when Evan brings back a Kingmaker to the Sky Pirates they celebrate by raiding a nearby village and starting an orgy. Evan should've probably thought this through.
• In episode 4, the gang meets a man named Mr. Higglesworth, who dresses and claims to be a higgledy. When Nico chooses the option to ask if he's really a higgledy, the man stops his dancing and looks straight at the camera... This in turn freaks out Nico greatly.
  Mr. Higglesworth!Nico: Higgle! Piggle! What sort of question is that!? Of course I'm a higgledy! Do you doubt my higgledyness, little boy? DO YOU WANT TO DIE TODAY, SON?!
• In which Nico returns to Lofty's King's Cradle:
  Nico!Evan: I've come to return my Kingmaker! I think he's defective.
  Nico!Lofty: Hey what the hell! I'm not defective, I'm just welsh.
• Evan's shocking realization.
  Evan: I...I spoke to you in your dream?
  Evan (Nico): Oh, was I your little boy in your dream or something? Just like little other boys in my dreams? ...wait a minute, what does that mean? Ooooh...
  Nico: And then Evan came to realize something important that day.
• In Chapter 7, when Roland seems about to betray Evan and move over to Mausinger, Batu puts his daddy role under suspicion.
  Evan (Nico): Everyone can trust daddy Roland, right?
  Everyone (Nico): Yey, daddy Roland!
  Roland (Nico): Oh you guys! I know, I'm fucking amazing. Alright, you all just get out of he-
  Batu (Nico): I'm not a fan of daddy Roland.
  Evan (Nico): WHA- you take that back, Batu!
  Tani (Nico): Oh my god, I cannot believe you said that! No, you're no longer my real daddy!
  Leander (Nico): You disgust me.
  Bracken (Nico): You really went there, like seriously dude?
  Lofty (Nico): Blimey man, I cannot believe that man would say that. He's already the least interesting character in a group anyway.
  Batu (Nico): Fuck you guys, I'm important, I do things! I got a hammer!
  Bracken (Nico): Yeah, so do I, it's not big of a deal.
  Batu (Nico): Shut up!
• Nico's "battle" with The Horned One in Episode 20. All 20 seconds of it.
• Nico tells Doloran that he can build a new kingdom, after doing Loads and Loads of Sidequests.