Germaine:(reading the back of the pill container) "Take one every 24 hours to reduce nervousness and excitability. Do not administer to children under 25; do not take more than one capsule a day". (to Pilz-E) Dude! This is a high dose of tranquilser!
Pilz-E: So what?
Germaine: Uh... how many did you give these kids?
Pilz-E: Um... uh... not six each, but twelve!
Germaine: Twelve... each?!
Germaine: These little fuckers are seriously dead, aren't they?
Foamy: "Holy fucking monkey shit, the bagels suck! They suck! And the pizza? Fuckbunnies! It sucks harder than a whore in a windtunnel!"
Foamy: "If they don't have your back, they can suck on your sac!"
The Lamest Halloween
Germaine: What are you supposed to be?
Foamy: A middle finger. Also known as a FUCK YOU!
From Power That Be, Germaine's spontaneous rave. And so many classic Foamy lines, it's hard to just pick one.
Germaine: Hmm, this [glowstick] isn't as bright as I thought it would be.
Foamy: Neither are you.
Coffee House Propaganda:
Franklin: "Please, that cup is so last year."
Foamy: "Uh-huh. How about burning your face of with the scalding hot contents of this out of date coffee cup? That trendy enough for ya?"
"THERE SHALL BE NO INTERNET FOR ABUSING THE BAAAAAGEEEEEELLLL!!!"
"A Change of Heart": Germaine regrets having breast reduction surgery, realizing that she got more tips at work because of her formerly huge rack. Once Germaine learns about a magic ring that lets the user grow their breasts when they wear it, she orders one online and plays with the ring in the bathtub, watching her breasts grow and shrink and then grow massively big, causing the pizza dude stalker watching through a window to have his head explode from too much excitement.
Germaine: "Big boobs!"
Pizza Guy: "I love you!"
Germaine: "Small boobs."
Pizza Guy: "I don't love you..."
Germaine: "Giant humongo boobs!"
Pizza: ":3 *head explodes*"
"Small, Medium, Large": Foamy is not amused by the way coffee sizes are named, thinking the "Starschmucks" people are ripping customers off by making them think their ordering a tall cup of coffee when it's actually a small, and making them feel sophisticated when they order sizes like "Grande" and "Viente". He also doesn't believe Viente is a real world and calls it "Nazi Speak".
"Gummie Bear Graveyard": In a odd sense of heartwarming, Germaine decides to give gummy bears to the dead. The funny part comes from Foamy's reactions to the whole thing as well as the fact that Germaine ate all of the gummy bears except the green ones that happen to be mint flavor, believing that it would still work out because maybe they need "minty freshness for their decomposing breath". The episode then ends with Foamy wondering why there isn't a cream cheese flavor and Germaine replies that it would really suck.
"Telekinetic Pornography": On a hilarious level of Squick, Germaine comes up with an idea of wishing for telekinetic powers so she can give out hand jobs without having to actually touch people and get money for it since she has a hard time getting a job. She then tries to act what that kind of scenario would sound like it... Hilarity Ensues.
Germaine: "*squish, squish* KA-CHING!"
Foamy: "Okay, seriously, you have to leave, I can't be hanging around dumb people anymore, it hurts the brain! Get out."
Germaine: *derp face :3*
Germaine: "Sorry, my mind was elsewhere."
Foamy: "Okay, Mhmm!"
The entirety of the episode where Pilz-E tries to draw a naked picture of Germaine and gets way too metaphorical about it to the point where it looks nothing like her. Germaine is not amused and ends up crushing it. Pilz-E's gasping is both sad yet hilarious. XD