With over two hundred 2-hour episodes (including the KTMA era) featuring some of the most [[SoBadItsGood ludicrously awful]] films ever made, ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' is a series packed with funny moments - and not just the unintentional ones in the films being riffed.

'''Warning: Season 11 folder contains unmarked spoilers. Read at your own risk.'''

[[folder:Season 1]]
[[AC:101: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S01E01TheCrawlingEye The Crawling Eye]]]]
* Some of the riffing in this episode is pretty funny, for instance:
-->'''Alan''' ''(in film)'': Too many things missing...\\
'''Crow''': Like a plot!
[[AC:112: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S01E12UntamedYouth Untamed Youth]]]]
--> '''Bong''': ''(singing)'' Oh, you ain't gonna make a cotton picker outta me!\\
'''Tom Servo''': Shut up.
[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC:202: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E02TheSidehackers The Sidehackers]] ]]
* When Rita pulls out a lock and Rommel asks "Now what am I gonna do with that?" and Rita replies "It's what I'm gonna do with it", [[JawDrop Crow's mouth drops open]].
* [=CamBot=] making his one and only riff in the entire show by making a mock Creator/{{ESPN}} scoreboard depicting how boring the movie is. Joel even complements him on it!

[[AC:204: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E04CatalinaCaper Catalina Caper]] ]]
* The Invention Exchange features the Mads' [[VisualPun tank tops...]] [[DontExplainTheJoke as in, tops that are tanks]] (a shot of the Mads opening fire was used in the opening credits throughout the Joel/Frank years).
-->'''Dr. Forrester:''' "Shelling on the beach" takes on a whole new meaning!
* The episode gets a lot of mileage out of the fact that the cast is nearly all-white, with such jokes as "It's the keep Mandela in prison dance!".
* Tom Servo pines for a creepy girl with a nondescript foreign accent from this movie, so much so that he sings about her in a '50s-type song:
-->♫ Lyle Waggoner's a total jerk, second only to Tommy Kirk... ♫
** It gets especially funny when Tom spells out her name:
--->Oh, C is for the uncertainty of not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. R is for the gifts you give me every time you smile. The first E is for, uh... well, I don't really know, but the second E is really a grammatical thing, otherwise it would be "Crepy Girl," and where would that leave us? The P is definitely not for "platonic", and Y? Because I love you, my creepy girl!
** He then tries to figure out her accent:
--->Oh, what are you, creepy girl? Are you French, Italian, or one of those swarthy Gypsy types? Well, your accent suggests a Romance language, but I can't be sure. Well, we can definitely rule out a Germanic language, but it's okay! I'm a 'Bot without a country.

[[AC:205: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E05RocketAttackUSA Rocket Attack USA]]]]
* Joel and the Bots imitating the Monolith from ''2001: A Space Odyssey''.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mU7eesHM beautiful summary]] the guys give about the movie's "plot."

[[AC:206: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E06RingOfTerror Ring Of Terror]] ]]
* Crow & Tom Servo pranking Joel with a fake movie sign after the intro.

[[AC:208: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E08LostContinent Lost Continent]] ]]
* As the pilot intones "Dead end...dead end" into the radio:
-->'''Tom:''' [[Franchise/ThePinkPanther Dead-end, dead-end, dead-end, dead-end, de-]] Heh heh heh... Sorry.

[[AC:210: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E10KingDinosaur King Dinosaur]] ]]
* From the short: "When did you start having these feeling that you were a Commissioner?"

[[AC:211: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E11FirstSpaceshipOnVenus First Spaceship on Venus]] ]]
* This riff:
-->'''Joel, Tom, Crow:''' We-are-scientists! Get-out-of-our-way!
* While exploring the surface of Venus:
-->'''Scientist:''' (to robot) "How long can we stay here, Omigow?"
-->'''Servo:''' "About...three...minutes...ago..."

[[AC:212: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E12GodzillaVsMegalon Godzilla vs. Megalon]] ]]
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxV8Bf8ND4 Jet Jaguar]] [[GagSub Theme Song.]][[note]] For the curious, a rough translation of the lyrics: "You're a robot made by humans / But, Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar / You did it, Jet Jaguar / Go, go to protect peace / We are all surprised that the courage you show / Godzilla and Jet Jaguar punch, punch, punch! / (Punch, punch, punch!) / Don't cry / Let's do our best!"[[/note]]
-->[[AC:He jock it made of steel\\
Eats sushi from a pail\\
Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!\\
He mother never really love him\\
He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity\\
He dickey covers up an Adams apple the size of a Toyota\\
He basically good-hearted but he'd like to smash that kid against a rock\\
(Knock! Knock! Knock!)\\
Who's there?\\
His head looks like Jack Nicholson\\
Don't smile like that, it will stay that way\\
''(after singing finishes)'' [[AC:Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.]][[note]]A reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Coming Into Los Angeles"[[/note]]
* After seemingly endless cuts of Godzilla swimming through the ocean, he finally arrives at the battle.
-->'''Crow''': Well, it's about time, Mr. Mark Spitz, have a nice swim?
* The final fight between Godzilla and Jet Jaguar vs Megalon and Gigan, treated like a tag team ProfessionalWrestling match:
-->'''Tom''': So what will Godzilla bring to this fight?\\
'''Joel''': He'll bring the legend that is Godzilla!\\
'''Crow''': Yep, he's the policeman: I don't always agree with his methods, but I respect him.
--->(Later, when Godzilla uproots a tree and starts clubbing Megalon with it:)
-->'''Crow''': He's got a tree! ''He's got a tree!!'' This is ''not'' the Godzilla we know; he's fighting dirty!\\
'''Servo'''(as Jet Jaguar): A tree? That is not like you.\\
'''Joel'''(as Godzilla, as he tosses the tree aside): You're right, it isn't even the right club for this hole. Now let's win it ''our'' way!
-->'''Joel''': This is what it all boils down to, a little game of life that we call "character".\\
'''Crow''': Yeah, even if Godzilla doesn't win this fight he's still aces in my book!
* The guys breaking into hysterical laughter at Godzilla's "tail slide."
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4eR-uZTJZ8 Dysfunctional Popcorn]]".
* When Megalon blasts a ship:
-->'''Crow:''' "Destroy Series/TheLoveBoat. Kill Gavin [=MacCleod=]."

[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC:301: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E01CaveDwellers Cave Dwellers]] ]]
* The "flashbacks" which are a montage of the prequel to the movie.
-->'''Crow''': Geez, Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!
* The redoing of the opening credits skit, especially the really ''[[TheLongList really]]'' huge numbers of things that were apparently the property of Gizmonic Institute.
* During the village scene...
-->'''Ator:''' "Ravani was a great man..."\\
'''Tom (as Ator):''' "...but dumber than a bag of hammers."
* Practically the entire episode can count, really. Other highlights include "The second most important thing -- is Peanut Butter!", Ator flies, "Urgh, I'm grinding the basil and adding some Romano cheese" and plenty of others.
* The reactions to Ator's hang glider, summed up with Tom's perfectly delivered "This is a ''little'' ridiculous."
* When the Mads check with the crew to see their after-movie reaction, all Joel, Tom and Crow can do is shake their heads disapprovingly and ''growl.'' Once they regain the power of speech, they rip into the movie.
--> '''Crow:''' "...Okay, during the raping & pillaging, a prehistoric caveman is clearly seen wearing a pair of Ray-Bans! Who's that behind the Foster Grants? It's ''Ogg!''"\\
'''Joel:''' "Yeah, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint and what about]] [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Scarecrow's brain?]]\\
'''TV's Frank & Dr. Forrester:''' "What do you want from us? [[CardCarryingVillain We're evil!]] '''[[CardCarryingVillain EVIL!]]'''"
** Joel's [[http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/crazyjoel_zps9jrqt9jf.png initial appearance]] in this skit. [[https://youtu.be/ZKO6M8heGU0?t=1h33m58s The whole skit]] is a big CMOF.

[[AC:303: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E03PodPeople Pod People]] ]]
* "[[NonIndicativeName It has nothing to do with pods; it has nothing to do with people]]; it has everything to do with ''hurting.''"
* Crow's [[https://youtu.be/-dgSoYFz1U0?t=22s "Potato Soliloquy".]]
* The deadpan voice Crow did for Trumpy... and most of his lines.
-->'''Tommy:''' Now we can play!
-->'''Crow''' ''[as Trumpy]:'' Like Hell. More food!
* The Mads' (completely justified) reaction to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMspcxr1Vi8 third host segment.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_zrBgzuNjs Idiot Control Now]]! Hideous control now! Ninny on the road now! Minnie in control, wheels on fire, burnin' rubber tires...
-->'''Dr. Forrester''': He's great!
-->'''TV's Frank''': Great? He's the ''best''.
* "Face it, kid. Trumpy never loved you."
* "Trumpy, you can do ''stupid'' things!"

[[AC:304: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E04GameraVsBarugon Gamera Vs. Barugon]] ]]
* Crow & Tom Servo arguing about whether Mac or IBM is the superior operating system, in addition to Servo's [[EpicFail inability to work]] with the IBM clone.
-->'''Servo:''' This is rich! "Bad command or file name". They expect you to be a ''machine'' to operate this machine!
-->'''Crow:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I suppose you'd prefer a little animated clown who would juggle over to the little file cabinet, wink at you and point to the right drawer?]]
-->'''Servo:''' [[SnarkToSnarkCombat Yeah, sure! At least I don't have to have a photographic memory to get my Mac to work!]]
** Then Crow mentions [[BerserkButton System 7]]:
* This brilliant GeniusBonus line:
-->'''Crow:''' Solipsism is its own reward."

[[AC:307: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E07DaddyO Daddy-O]] ]]
* What happens when "the button" - the one Frank presses to end the show - [[https://youtu.be/aSV8hmj-qjs?t=3m16s gets broken?]] Here's a hint; it takes a full ''[[OverlyLongGag three minutes and nine seconds]]'' for the real credits to roll. Perhaps one of the funniest credit sequences ''in TV history''.
** And, of course....The epic, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q69tyPdLp5U 'PANTS UP SONG!']]

[[AC:310: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E10FugitiveAlien Fugitive Alien]] ]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juvKrcMWXKc He tried to kill me with a forkliiiift! Huzzah!]]''

[[AC:312: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E12GameraVsGuiron Gamera vs. Guiron]] ]]
* Tom's increasingly dark accompaniments to the theme music, culminating in:
--> '''Tom:''' "Now watch the kids go to their fates/they'll disappear into the woods/it will be days before they're found/Cornjob will be blamed."

[[AC:313: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E13EarthVsTheSpider Earth vs. the Spider]] ]]
* Tom Servo's rendition of "[[Film/EarthVsTheSpider The Spider March]]":

[[AC:315: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E15TeenageCaveman Teenage Caveman]] ]]
* The short [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfKxTu4PLWI "Catching]] [[Film/CatchingTrouble Trouble,"]] wherein Joel and the Bots take one of the most uncomfortable cases of ValuesDissonance you will ever see and turn it into a triumphant example of [[CrossesTheLineTwice Crossing The Line Twice]].
* The "Catching Ross" skit afterwards was funny as it was awesome. The best part was the high pitched voice Joel used on the Ross doll [[CatharsisFactor as he torments it.]]
--> "Not the giant rattler! Please! Please, not the giant rattler! I can't do that! He hates me! We went to camp together!"

[[AC:316: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E16GameraVsZigra Gamera vs. Zigra]] ]]
* "Gamera's main characteristic?! OF COURSE!" Riff: "He's FRENCH!"

[[AC:317: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E17VikingWomenAndTheSeaSerpent Viking Women and the Sea Serpent]] ]]
* The short ''The Home Economics Story'' features one of the series' outstanding riffs: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6lyued1qHw "Look look! Look at my crotch! Look look! Look at my crotch! Look at my crotch! LOOOOOOK at my crotch!"]] It gleefully CrossesTheLineTwice and is pure hilarity.
* The Mads' invention exchange is a device to bring meat back to life, which they use on a frozen chicken. After Joel and the Bots get done with their invention, we cut back to Deep 13, where Frank and the chicken are now fighting with knives.
-->'''Frank''': Dear god, WhatHaveIDone!?

[[AC:318: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E18StarForceFugitiveAlienII Fugitive Alien II]] ]]
* This exchange:
--> '''Rocky:''' "They say it could blow up the universe."
--> '''Servo:''' "Or ''worse''!"
* Crow's riff after Rocky hits Captain Joe with a tranquilizer dart.
--> '''Ken:''' "I'll kill you for that!"
--> '''Rocky:''' "Don't get excited, I wouldn't shoot my chief with live ammunition. It's a knock-out dart."
--> '''Crow:''' "Of course, it pierced his colon."

[[AC:319: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E19WarOfTheColossalBeast War of the Colossal Beast]] ]]
* The opening sketch, with Joel and the Bots generating new Mex-American food items by mixing up random words, leading to such stunning examples as the "Bel Rocco Poco Loco Roccoco Taco" and the "Creator/PatMorita Fajita".
-->'''Joel:''' It's just part of the American way, turning a neighboring country rich in culture and beauty into a goofy appetizer.
* The [[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6076941100462957931 downright bizarre]] ''Film/MrBNatural'' short/advertisement for Conn marching band instruments inspires some of Joel and the Bots' sharpest riffing.
-->'''Servo''': Ladies and gentlemen, please accept our sincere apologies for ''all'' of this. Please.
* "There's no place in the civilized world for a creature that big."
-->'''Servo:''' So we're sending him to [[PlaceWorseThanDeath Cleveland]].

[[AC:320: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E20TheUnearthly The Unearthly]] ]]
* This bit when Carradine and the hero are arguing and the camera suddenly cuts to one of those 'inside the human body' models:
-->'''Joel:''' "Stop fighting and get me skin!"

[[AC:321: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S03E21SantaClausConquersTheMartians Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]] ]]
* Joel and the bots talking about what they want for Christmas.
-->'''Crow''': [[AGodAmI I want to decide who lives and who dies.]]
** Several of the Brains have pointed out that they probably only got away with lines like ''that'' because it was a cute robot saying them, instead of a human.
* Their repeated AlternateCharacterInterpretation for Santa:
-->'''Henderson:''' Hello, Santa!\\
'''Crow:''' Get the ''hell'' out of my shop!
* Crow's response to the reporter in the beginning of the movie:
-->'''Reporter:''' From this spot, there's really only one place you can go--\\
'''Crow:''' To hell.
* The montage of fake-looking military stock footage has some amusing lines.
-->"[[OffTheShelfFX Paper towel rolls are on the patio table, over!]]"
** Actually a case of AluminumChristmasTrees, as WordOfGod says the fake-looking antenna/satellite dish they were making fun of was, in fact, real.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJCV_dyug Patrick Swayze Christmas]], anyone?
** And, twenty years later, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq8WhYTRbC8 they enhanced it.]]
** There's a much subtler gag for music theory geeks at the start of the sketch: for some reason, Crow wrote the song in '''[[UncommonTime 12/8]]''' at 210 bpm, [[ComplexityAddiction even though nothing in the song takes advantage of it and it could have just as easily been written in 4/4 at 71 bpm]].
* "Santa Claus, you're coming with us!"
--> '''Joel:''' [[WaxingLyrical You're comin' to town!]]
* Tom Servo's essay, "A Child's Christmas in Space."
--> '''Tom:''' It's quiet in the cold of our own little orbit, [[Music/KingCrimson starless and Bible-black]]. And as I look down on the big blue bean we would call home, I think it so near, yet... oh, I wish on that star, and I hope that in a little snow-covered house with a warm hearth and a loving family, maybe some kid is looking up tonight and wishing upon us. Oh, and how I hope sweet Santa will fly by tonight, because if he does I'm gonna reach right out and hug that big guy. Oh, for the sound of hooves against the steel hull of the ship. Oh, to see the rosy face of Santa in the portal offering me a Coke and a smile... of course, his face ''would'' be rosy, because it's a ''vacuum'' out there. I mean, Santa's heart would explode! But he wouldn't feel it because the capillaries in his brain would pop like little firecrackers due to the blood ''boiling away in his face like a pudding in a copper! Oh, the humanity!'' And his jolly old belly would start bubbling like a roasted marshmallow, eyes bulging and popping out...''And the reindeer -- oh, the REINDEER! -- keep floating like holiday floats and in turn '''exploding in a hail of blood and entrails! Prancer: BOOM! Dancer: BOOM!'''''"
** Preceding that, in the same skit, Crow's entry, also hilarious....
--->'''Crow:''' Sorry, I was...all right...uh, okay... 'A Christmas Editorial' by Crow T. Robot...uh, I know, I already said that...okay...What's the big deal with Santa's elves anyway? What happens to all those dumb, wooden...um trains and horses and cars? No kid ever gets 'em! Um...These are the kind of toys grandma drags out at Christmas to decorate the house...which smells like her feet no matter how much 'Essence of Yuletide' light bulb ring oil she uses...but I digress...um...uh uh...No, these are the real misfit toys. They end up in Marshall Field's window displays and F.A.O. Schwartz catalogs or overpriced little gift shops in Vermont and Door County, Wisconsin. My message is for the elves: ''GEN-TLE-MEN!'' WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? Why don't we ever see you in front of a circuit board loading microchips into a Sega-Vision with your little wooden hammers? Elf labor short? The good people at Macao are eager to take your prototypes and turn them into a hundred thousand knockoffs! Elves and Santa: Take an example from the Keeblers, now there's some fairies who know how to market! In closing, uh...step out of the legend days, fellas, and join the century of the Pacific. Oh, and Merry Christmas. The End.
* In the airlock scene:
-->'''Crow:''' (conversationally) "Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? 'Cause Santa's gonna whimper like a whipped pup."

[[folder:Season 4]]

[[AC:402:[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E02TheGiantGilaMonster The Giant Gila Monster]] ]]
* The Mads' Renfaire Punching Bags.
* [[RunningGag "Will you SHUT UP about the skid marks?!"]]
* Joel and the Bots' skit about their favorite "humorous drunks" [[MoodWhiplash turning into a cheesy after-school special]].

[[AC:404: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E04TeenagersFromOuterSpace Teenagers from Outer Space]] ]]
* Whenever the camera dwells on a car boot, Servo starts making muffled noises, as if there's someone being given one last ride by the Mob in it.
* "The High Court may sentence you to torture." "TORTCHA!"

[[AC:405: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E05BeingFromAnotherPlanet Being from Another Planet]] ]]
* The Mads' Tragic Moments Figurines, such as "Sparky's Last Romp" depicting a boy and his just-trampled-by-a-cow dog.
-->'''Crow:''' [[DudeNotFunny You should be locked up for being that evil!]]\\
'''Joel:''' '''[[BerserkButton This is the sickest thing that you've ever done!]]'''

[[AC:407: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E07TheKillerShrews The Killer Shrews]] ]]
* In the short ''Junior Rodeo Daredevils'', cattle being herded into a pen inspires Crow to quip [[Film/DrStrangelove "Animals are to be bred und SLAUGHTERED!"]]
* "No shrews were hurt in the making of this picture! Well, a few..."
* The running gag about Dixieland jazz.
* Joel's Will Rogers [[BadImpressionists "impression"]].
* The scene where Servo and Crow have Joel whip up [[GRatedDrug a super-sugary drink called the "Killer Shrew"]]. Joel takes one sip and passes out, then Frank tries some and starts dancing with an affronted Dr. Forrester.
-->'''Dr. Forrester:''' New rule, Frank: don't ''ever'' touch me!
* As one of the characters is rummaging for supplies to help escape:
-->'''Servo:''' "Hey, 'Shrew-B-Gone'! We're saved!"

[[AC:410: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E10HerculesAgainstTheMoonMen Hercules Against the Moon Men]] ]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpWOvK-mz7U Pants! Pants! Sing the praises of pants!]]
* Crow flat-out stating that a drawing a kid sent in during the letters segment isn't very good. The way Crow delivers the line so matter-of-factly is what sells it.

[[AC:411: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E11TheMagicSword The Magic Sword]] ]]
* "[[CreditsGag "Dragon trainer?"]] They're kidding us, right?"[[note]]The opening credits list the guy who controlled the dragon puppet as "dragon trainer".[[/note]]
* During the scene with the ogre:
-->'''Servo''': ''[in the voice of [[Literature/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Quasimodo]]]'' Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
-->'''Joel''': ''[different voice]'' [[{{Pun}} Sanctuary much!]]

[[AC:415: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E15TheBeatniks The Beatniks]] ]]
* Gypsy's MamaBear moment.
-->'''Gypsy:''' ''Gypsy crushes Joel!''
** As Eddy pounds out his latest hit record:
--->'''Bayliss:''' We'll hear this in the booth.\\
'''Servo:''' I'll hear this in my nightmares!\\
'''Crow:''' I'll wait for it to come out in stores.

[[AC:417: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E17CrashOfTheMoons Crash of the Moons]] ]]
* The ending: Joel and the Bots receive a "Banner-Gram," which results in Bovaro from the movie (played by John Banner) visiting the SOL. They find him so annoying that they send him to Deep 13, where he annoys Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank throughout the credits. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the [=SoL=] crew.
* "Welp, I can't take a crap! Bobby's my witness."

[[AC:418 [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E18AttackOfTheEyeCreatures Attack of the The Eye Creatures]] ]]
* The entire [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKe2kQPVsZg "They Just Didn't Care"]] sequence is hysterical, but the Mads' "rebuttal" from the film's director, Larry Buchanan (Mike Nelson in a torn, homemade "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt, backwards baseball cap, bad wig, and utterly vacant expression), is the icing on the cake:
-->'''Forrester:''' They did ''too'' care! In fact, we've got director Larry Buchanan here with us, don't we Frank.\\
'''Frank:''' Yeah. Hey Larry, c'mere. C'mere. ''(pulls Larry over to the camera)'' Larry, tell them. Tell these people. Tell them how you took your dream, your ''vision'', and through blood, sweat, and effort, you ''owned'' that dream, and turned it into a reality through ''year''- well, ''days'' of hard work, determination, struggle, you took that cherished dream that you had, and you... ''(resigned)'' you don't really care, do you. ''(Larry smiles, nods, and points at Frank as if to say, "That's right!")''\\
'''Forrester:''' ''(sighs)'' Push the button, Frank... ''(Frank shrugs and pushes the button)''

[[AC:419: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E19TheRebelSet The Rebel Set]] ]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn00ynJaOrk Johnny at the Fair]], perhaps one of the [[BlackComedy darkest]] shorts of the Joel era. And damn, it's hilarious.
-->'''Narrator''': Johnny can't read the words "Chemical Wonderland"...
-->'''Joel''': Oh, we've all been there.
-->'''Narrator''': ...But there are lots of people inside, so he thinks he'll check on things.
-->'''Crow''': A whispery man hands him a small package. "The first one's free," he says.
** Later in the short, when Johnny is hopping in front of a trick mirror.
--->'''Narrator''': Johnny can't stop jumping up and down.
--->'''Crow''': The drugs from the Chemical Wonderland start to kick in.
** "Johnny feels dark hands pressing him onward. The voices in his head get meaner."

[[AC:420:[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E20TheHumanDuplicators The Human Duplicators]] ]]
* Hugh Beaumont angrily answers the phone:
-->'''Crow:''' "[[Series/LeaveItToBeaver The boys]] did ''what''? They duplicated Lumpy!?"

[[AC:421: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E21MonsterAGoGo Monster a Go-Go]] ]]
-->'''Narrator:''' There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics...
-->'''Servo:''' "Oops"?
-->'''Narrator:''' ..."radiation".
-->'''Servo:''' Oh.
* The unconvincing "space capsule" that was supposedly used to send a man into space:
-->'''Servo:''' Douglas was pear-shaped, very short and stood the whole way.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dKiaRUKgmA "Yes, I made that phone noise."]]
* The hilarious song Tom sings during the ''Circus On Ice'' short:
-->'''Tom Servo''' (Singing): ''These two girls, they make quite a pair. They [[NightmareFuel both come from your worst nightmare.]] They will haunt your soul forever. And now. When you see pink. You're gonna think. [[ParanoiaFuel "We're doomed."]] They are agents of Satan...''
-->'''Joel''' (Laughing): Stop it, Tom.
* Later in the same short, we are shown a lone figure skater's on-ice interpretation of a happy deer fawn's last moments as hunters draw nearer:
-->'''Joel:''' Viscera is trailing from her stomach; the meat will not be good.
-->'''Tom Servo''' and '''Crow''' (in unison): Venison! Venison! Venison!
* Even the ''tone of voice'' TV's Frank uses to announce the short is hilarious.
-->'''Frank:''' Circus.
-->'''Forrester:''' ''[Chuckles gleefully]''
-->'''Frank:''' ...''on Ice.''
-->'''Forrester:''' ''[Laughs maniacally]''
* The episode starts on a high note with the Invention Exchange, which has an action figure theme. Dr. Forrester declares that if Joel's invention is judged superior, the [=SoL=] crew will get to watch ''Film/LocalHero'', but if the Mads' invention is declared superior, they will have to suffer through ''Film/MonsterAGoGo''. Frank is appointed judge and, naturally, makes no pretense of being impartial. The Mads' invention is nevertheless a classic - Johnny Longtorso, the action figure who is himself sold separately.
-->'''Forrester, Frank:''' ''(singing while marching in place)'' Johnny Longtorso, Johnny Longtorso, the man who comes in pieces! ''(whip noise)'' He's ''long!''[[note]] Frank Conniff is visibly struggling to keep a straight face during this song -- and, as revealed in outtakes from this episode, this was the closest he could manage to keeping it together.[[/note]]
* The instantly-memetic "I'm the wind, baby!"
* "Take that kazoo out of your mouth!"
* Joel and the Bots dissecting "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)":
-->'''Tom''': Since 72 percent of the American population lives in a landlocked state or province, in actuality this couple has ''no idea'' whether they like [[WaxingLyrical making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape!]]
** The best part? Joel off-handedly informing the bots that the title character in another Rupert Holmes-penned song, "Timothy" ([[ImAHumanitarian who is eaten by his fellow trapped miners while they await rescue]]), was in fact a duck. This causes Crow and Servo to ''immediately'' drop everything and analyze the song line by line.
-->'''The Bots:''' ''Let's see, uh...."Hungry as hell...gee, that leg looks swell...."'' (the later bit is not a real lyric).
* "This has been a test broadcast. Had this been an actual movie, you would have been entertained."

[[AC:422: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E22TheDayTheEarthFroze The Day the Earth Froze]] ]]
* Circus shorts tend to bring out the dark humor in the cast. In ''Here Comes the Circus'', Joel chides the bots for it...
-->''[Clowns are waving to kids in the stands]''\\
'''Crow:''' Now make way for the Ku Klux Klowns! Wooo...\\
'''Tom:''' Yes, children of all ages are confronted by forces they can't begin to understand.\\
'''Crow:''' "Sieg heil!"\\
'''Tom:''' "Sieg heil, kids!"\\
'''Joel:''' [[MoralGuardian Hey, guys; c'mon, lighten up...]]\\
''[Later, during the elephant act...]''\\
'''Joel:''' An elephant snaps its tether and kills a coolie!\\
''[The bots gasp]''\\
'''Tom:''' ''Now'' who's getting dark? Heh heh, I mean I ''like'' it, but...
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BAm1eUvCuk&t=0m50s Failure]] song and dance.
** Just about everything regarding the hero's ineptitude, really.
--->"Let us be gay, for he is a dickweed!" \\
"Are you with the bride or the failure?"
* Joel and the bots trying to figure out what exactly is sampo.

[[AC:423: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E23BrideOfTheMonster Bride Of The Monster]]]]
* This:
-->'''Dr. Eric Vornoff''': I am not coming home.\\
'''Crow (as Vornoff)''': Not till Mommy says she's sorry.

[[AC:424: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E24ManosTheHandsOfFate "Manos" The Hands of Fate]] ]]
* The episode gets off to a flying start with the Invention Exchange:
** The Mads have a guillotine to chop the heads off chocolate Easter bunnies with a minimum of mess.
--->'''Dr. Forrester:''' ''(reading execution order)'' "You have stolen painted eggs in a time of famine." Ah, off with their head, Frank.
** And on the Joel side of the Exchange, the Cartuner, which merges comic strips together to make new ones.
--->'''Joel, Tom, Crow:''' ComicStrip/{{Ziggy}} had ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} neutered? NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
* "And there goes Torgo, he's rounding the Master, heading for the straightaway and there he goes!"
* After a particularly long scene where the actors are all standing around, not saying anything to each other:
* "The damn car won't start." "Yeah, that's a real [[PrecisionFStrike bitch]], Daddy."
* Michael orders Torgo to put their bags back in the car:
-->'''Michael:''' "Right now! Fast, damn it, fast!"\\
'''Joel:''' ''[as Torgo, sarcastically]'' Yeah, here I go. Vroom.
* "Oh look dear, Torgo has a charming altar to Ba'al!"
* As Torgo [[LeaveTheCameraRunning takes]] ''[[LeaveTheCameraRunning nearly a whole minute]]'' [[LeaveTheCameraRunning to stand up and say one line]]:
-->'''Joel:''' ''DO'' SOMETHING!! God!

[[folder:Season 5]]
[[AC:501: Warrior of the Lost World]]
* 'The Paper Chase Guy' (the main character) has an [[TheScrappy extremely annoying sidekick]] in the form of a talking computer built into his motorcycle. When they confront the villains' battle-modified dump truck, code-named 'Megaweapon,' the moto-robo-sidekick becomes a SacrificialLion. To great rejoicing.
--> '''Tom''' ''(as the motorcycle is being ground under Megaweapon's wheels):'' [[RootingForTheEmpire Go, Megaweapon, go!]]\\
'''Crow:''' Make it ''slow!'' Yesssss...
-->'''Joel'''': Our long national nightmare is over!
-->'''Tom''': I can't tell you how richly satisfying this is.
* In their post-film review, the 'bots are expressing their disdain for the movie. Then Joel reminds them of the one thing they ''did'' appreciate: Megaweapon! Tom and Crow burst into geeky fanboy gushing:
--> '''Crow:''' I'm definitely going to name my first child 'Megaweapon'.

[[AC:503: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E03SwampDiamonds Swamp Diamonds]] ]]
* The Mad's Invention Exchange this episode has the U-View, a picture-in-picture TV that shows what you'd be doing if you weren't watching TV. Joel and the Bots, on the other hand, have the Creator/AndrewLloydWebber Grill, which [[TakeThat incinerates any of Lloyd Webber's "overblown scores"]] in seconds. They even take the time to roast the scores to ''Theatre/{{Chess}}'', ''Music/{{Evita}}'', and ''Theatre/{{Annie}}'', even though Webber didn't write those.

[[AC:506: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E06Eegah Eegah!]] ]]
* The episode hits the ground running with the opening sketch in which Tom and Crow are trying to get Crow's temperature down to absolute zero.
-->'''Joel:''' Hi everybody, welcome to the Satellite of Love, I'm Joel R- hey, wait a minute, what's with the Crow-in-the-box?\\
'''Tom:''' Oh, we're bringing his temperature down to absolute zero! Seems like it might be kinda fun.\\
'''Joel:''' ''(feels outside of box, then puts on industrial glove and hurries around the table to the box)'' Wait a minute, you can't do that, if you go to absolute zero there'll be no molecular motion, it'll start a chain reaction and kill us all!\\
'''Tom:''' Yeah, that's kinda how it played out in our scenario- ''(realisation dawns)'' well, wait a minute, that's kind of ''stupid'', isn't it!?\\
'''Joel:''' Yeah, it's stupid, we gotta get him outta there! ''(reaches into box... only for Crow to fall apart as soon as Joel touches him)''\\
'''Tom:''' Oh, ''good one'', Joel!\\
'''Joel:''' Oops. Uh, we'll be right back, I...\\
'''Tom:''' I'm not puttin' him back together, either! ''(leaves)''\\
'''Crow:''' I'm shattered!\\
''(after the break, Crow is sloppily put together with clamps, clothes pegs and glue)''\\
'''Joel:''' Okay, there ya go, good as new.\\
'''Crow:''' Sure! If you ignore the massive structural damage and my complete lack of any re- resale value...\\
'''Joel:''' Yeah, I was ignoring that.\\
''(Tom enters, his head filled with flowers)''\\
'''Tom:''' ''(dazed, speech slurred)'' Oh hi! Say, would you guys hurry up with that glue? It's really starting to affect me... ''(faints)''
* The hilarity continues through the Invention Exchange, in which Joel has invented the Porkerina to imitate the incidental music on ''Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies'', ''Series/GreenAcres'', and ''Series/PetticoatJunction'', while Dr. Forrester drains all of Frank's blood and replaces it with antifreeze... ForScience
-->'''Dr. Forrester:''' That's why I've drained Frank's blood...\\
'''Joel, Tom & Crow:''' [[BigWhat You WHAT?!]] [[YoureInsane You can't do that!]]
* [[RunningGag "Watch out for snakes."]]
* Joel and the 'bots mock Arch's shrill voice as he calls out Roxy's name while searching for her after she is kidnapped by Eegah. Later on, as he searches silently, [[RunningGag they continue to imitate his calling out for her in a mock-tired voice]], as if to simulate how tiring it is.
** When the three of them make fun of Arch's singing by howling like wolves at the end of his "Vicky" song and pretending that Eegah is going to bash his head to make him stop when Arch is singing in the desert.

[[AC:507: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E07IAccuseMyParents I Accuse My Parents]] ]]
* The show often made fun of the social attitudes at the times that the film du jour was made, but never with more shocking directness than during ''Film/IAccuseMyParents'', when the protagonist skates on a manslaughter charge just because he had drunk parents: "Wow. Thank God I'm ''white!''"
* The clearing-the-land sequence from ''The Truck Farmer'' short. "Early tractor pulls, not that much fun... this is the freestyle competition!" "Aaaugh, it's ''Film/{{Killdozer}}''! Clint Walker, no!"
** Also: "[[Anime/SpeedRacer Go Speed Farmer, go Speed Farmer, go Speed Farmer goooooo]]!"
* The Invention Exchange from this episode features the Mads' [[JumpingOutOfACake Cake-an]][[ImAHumanitarian d-Shake]]. Frank's idea to fold the exotic dancer into the cake ''before'' baking is rather ill-received by Dr. Forrester.
-->'''Crow:''' Oh, it's beefcake!
* When Jimmy decides on the spot to rob a restaurant: "Uh, c-...can I...can I rob you?"

[[AC:508: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E08OperationDouble007 Operation Double-007]] ]]
* The RunningGag of people wanting [[Creator/SeanConnery Neil Connery's brother's]] autograph.
* "The Sean and Neil Show: Parallel Lives" segment, comparing the Connery brothers' lives and showing Sean making a respectable and steady acting career for himself while Neil's (fictitious) life of low-wage jobs and questionable hygiene steadily declines - until [[spoiler:Sean did ''Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening'']] and, for a moment, Neil was on top.
-->'''Crow:''' And no what matter what goes wrong with his life, Neil can always look in the mirror and say to himself, "well, [[TakeThat at least I didn't do]] ''Film/{{Zardoz}}''".
* This bit from when Beta tells Thanatos about his plan:
-->'''Beta:''' All metals will be instantly affected.\\
'''Crow:''' [[Film/DrStrangelove Animals vill be bred and SLAUGHTERED!]]
* Joel and the Bots' boredom during the [[{{Padding}} long, long scene]] where the fake nun sets up a zipline to kidnap Yashuko from the hospital.
-->'''Joel:''' Boy, I'd kill for a JumpCut right about now.\\
'''Joel:''' Is this a documentary on how to do this, whatever it is?
* The reactions to the BigLippedAlligatorMoment where a pack of women take out some guards while dressed as showgirls from a Western burlesque...then change into cat/skunk costumes and redecorate a truck like a casino showcase float
-->'''Crow''': Am I tripping, Joel?
** They girls leave to a loud bright jazz music cue...and GilliganCut to a table of sinister men.
--->'''Tom''': ''(as Thanatos head)'' The ''hell'' was THAT?
* When Neil hits on a woman:
-->'''Crow!Commander:''' Just remember, your name is ''Neil'' Connery. [[MomentKiller Now get on the plane!]]

[[AC:509 [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E09TheGirlInLoversLane The Girl in Lovers Lane]] ]]
* During a head-on shot of an approaching train:
-->'''Crow:''' "Uh, camera three, get off the tracks. CAMERA THREE, OH DEAR GOD!"

[[AC:510: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E10ThePaintedHills The Painted Hills]] ]]
* Crow's [[CriticalResearchFailure poorly researched]] report on UsefulNotes/RutherfordBHayes.

[[AC:511: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E11TheGunslinger Gunslinger]] ]]
* The opening scene has a woman walking down a town street and entering a building with a pair of men on horseback obviously coming in later than planned.
-->'''Joel''': Ah, cue the horses.
-->'''Crow''': Corman...!
* Early in the film, Erika comes to see Cain in his room, but thanks to a bad case of SpecialEffectsFailure, the door opens ''outward'', leading Crow to sputter out:
-->'''Crow''': Hey... wait a minute, doors don't open like that... there's a number... ''he's in the hall''!
** The other scenes that focus on Cain's room would end up either having the women asking why his stuff is in the hall or Cain musing why the girls are in his room when they leave.
* Near the end of the episode, Mayor Polk goes to confront Cain. He reaches back for his guns, which aren't there:
-->'''Joel''': ''[as Polk]'' Draw, er... wait a sec!
* This is followed by Polk approaching Cain with a pitchfork, the angling of the camera causing Crow and Tom to sing out part of the ''Series/GreenAcres'' theme!
-->'''Crow''': ''[as Polk approaches]'' Do-doo, do-do-doo, the chores!
-->'''Tom Servo''': Do-doo, do-do-doo, ''[switches to Cain]'' ...the hell?

[[AC:512: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E12Mitchell Mitchell]] ]]
* During the opening credits:
-->'''Tom Servo''': ''Mittens''? An action film called ''Mittens''?
-->'''Crow''': [[ActorIsTheTitleCharacter Joe Don Baker]] '''IS''' [[ActorIsTheTitleCharacter Mittens!]] [[TheyFightCrime He's a cop!]]
-->'''Tom Servo''': {{Mithril}}? Oh, wait, it's ''Mitchell''.
-->'''Crow''': Oh, the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Beall_Mitchell Martha Mitchell]] story.
-->'''Tom Servo''': Joe Don Baker '''IS''' Martha Mitchell!
* Joel & the bots beat-boxing to the BowChickaWowWow music of the opening credits.
* Whenever Joel and the bots also starts singing the movie theme shouting "Mitchell!".
* Tom Servo ''[[TheScream royally losing it]]'' [[https://youtu.be/vmNZwJTp9nM?t=57m40s in the scene where Mitchell parrots the little kid bugging him.]]
* Joel and the bots reaction to the [[{{Squick}} bottle of baby oil on Mitchell's nightstand]].
-->'''Crow''': (to the ThematicThemeTune playing in the background) Oh my, my, my, my GOD!!!
* Gypsy thinks of everything she can to try and get Joel off the satellite. Eventually, she contacts Mike for help, who finds something oddly convienent in the SOL's manifests...
-->'''Mike:''' I assume you tried to gain control of [[spoiler: the escape pod in Dock 14]]?
-->'''Gypsy:''' Yes, I tried to gain control... ''[[spoiler:[[DelayedReaction THERE'S AN ESCAPE POD IN DOCK 14?!]]]]''
** What's even funnier is [[spoiler:the escape pod is named The DeusExMachina]].

[[AC:513: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E13TheBrainThatWouldntDie The Brain That Wouldn't Die]] ]]
* One of Mike's first riffs:
-->'''as Darth Vader''': [[Creator/MarkHamill Luke]], join me or you'll star in ''Corvette Summer''.
* In one of scenes showing the models the camera Tom Servo delivers an ''extremely'' goofy [[https://youtu.be/xo64fnJP1qw?t=58m2s "HIII!!"]].

[[AC:514: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E14TeenAgeStrangler Teen-Age Strangler]] ]]
* This exchange:
-->'''Mikey:''' Betty, I gotta talk to you! I just gotta!\\
'''Tom:''' ''(imitating Mikey's high-pitched nasal voice)'' I think I'm a hermaphrodite!

[[AC:515: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E15WildWorldOfBatwoman The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman]] ]]
* Tom's freakout. "[[EndingFatigue END!]] '''[[SanitySlippage EEEEEEEEEEEEEND!]]'''"
* The entire ''Cheating'' short:
** Miss Grandy haunting John as a disembodied visage:
--> '''Miss Grandy:''' "Did you really earn that grade, John?"
--> '''Servo:''' (as John) Oh, hi Miss Grandy- '''''Ah, AAAAAAAAAAAGHHH! GET AWAY!!'''''
* Servo flipping out over [[ItMakesSenseInContext Crow's cheating]]. "BURN HIM! HE MUST BE DESTROYED! BURN HIM! BUUUUUUUURN HIIIIIM!"
** Honestly, Tom is on fire throughout this entire episode.
* They note that the evil scientist disguised as a waiter has a...''specific'' kind of look:
-->'''Crow:''' Hey, Hitler! We want to order here!"
* The entire, bizarre [[https://www.youtube.com/watc?v=x38AM_SxIz0 seance scene]] gets the treatment it deserves.

[[AC:516: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E16AlienFromLA Alien from L.A.]] ]]
* Crow's squeaky Kathy Ireland impressions.
** And, for that matter, Kathy Ireland's acting.
* The 'Name that Emotion' skit, in which Mike is supposed to guess the character's emotions based on still shots from the movie. Once he realizes that every still-shot shows DullSurprise, he racks up quite a high score.

[[AC:517: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E17BeginningOfTheEnd Beginning of the End]] ]]
* Mike and the 'Bots interrupting [[HeterosexualLifePartners the Mads']] "Us Day". Mike has to [[JawDrop close Crow's mouth for him]].
* Servo's random impression of [[Radio/TheJackBennyProgram Frank Nelson]]. "Mmmmyeeeeesss?"
* "We're not afraid of big ol' bugs / Army guys like gentle hugs!"
-->'''Wainwright:''' ''[very firmly and forcefully]'' [[YouHaveToBelieveMe "You know I'm not given to hysteria, and you've got to listen to me with an open mind!"]]\\
'''Tom Servo:''' ''[panicked, hysterical gibberish]'' '''ARUHRAAGH''WE'REALLGONNADIE''AHDAH''CRICKETS''GFNUHH'''
* A truly glorious example of GettingCrapPastTheRadar occurs when Audrey is driving Graves and his assistant out to the disaster area (with Graves sitting next to her)
-->'''Mike:''' "Wait, this isn't a stick-shift...AAAGGHHH!"
* The final sketch of the episode has the Mads trying to assert their ''manliness'' after their early, erm, hobbies was discovered... By boxing and beating the crap of each other. And as Dr. Forrester is about to push the button to end the episode Frank punches Dr. F in the back knocking him on the ground... and finishes by kicking him hard enough to make his spectacles jump.

[[AC:518: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E18TheAtomicBrain The Atomic Brain]] ]]
* The Invention Exchange, with Crow and Tom imitating Dr. F and Frank, and vice-versa. The meta joke of Trace's two characters mocking each other is delicious. "I'm Dr. Clayton Forrester, and I've got [[CurseCutShort my head stuck up m--]]"

[[AC:519: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E19Outlaw Outlaw]] ]]
* The rather copious amounts of flesh on display in ''Outlaw [of Gor]'' inspire Mike and the Bots to pay homage to them in song. "It's an arealogical, auto-erotical tubular boobular joy! / An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and boy!"
* The crew reading Jack Palance's diary while the movie was being filmed. In the last entry, [[{{MoodWhiplash}} Jack says he may have killed someone.]]
* As the closing credits of the movie roll, Mike says that the movie probably aired on the Creator/USANetwork[[note]]HilariousInHindsight, as the [[Creator/{{Syfy}} Sci-Fi Channel] was USA's sister network[[/note]]. This leads to them making up various original movies, complete with cast. Six of them star Jeff Conaway.
* In the first act, The Mads have pretended to build a time machine. Dr. Forrester stops in Caveman Times, while TV's Frank visits Ancient Rome. In the last part, they do various dances, starting with a waltz, then moving to the Charleston, a medley of '60s dances, and ending with the tango. Dr. Forrester accidentally drops Frank on the floor, then, trying to act like nothing has happened, pushes the button.
* The movie features quite possibly ''the'' most annoying sidekick in film history. Not five minutes in and the guys have had enough:
-->'''All:''' ''(chanting)'' "Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!"

[[AC:520: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E20RadarSecretService Radar Secret Service]] ]]
* ''Film/RadarSecretService'' is preceded by the driving-safety short ''Film/LastClearChance''. After the kid's brother has been killed in a car crash:
-->'''Mike (as cop):''' You know, son, 40% of all accidents...
-->'''Servo (as kid):''' OH, SHUT UP, will ya!
** "Would you identify this bucketful of your brother?"
** "And yet, many people who've lived through a crossing accident will say..." "'''AGGHHHHH!!!!'''"
** The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuTCmNkMSfs sketch]] that results from this is also incredible.
--->'''Tom:''' Nearly 40% of all accidents represent...er, nearly half of all accidents. [[SarcasmMode But who cares?! Have fun with your lint trap! Nothing will happen to you!]] It'll happen to...''the other guy!'''
--->'''Mike:''' ''[Thrusts lint into his own face]'' '''''AAAAAAAAHH!'''''
--->'''Crow:''' Why don't they l-
--->'''Mike:''' ''[Cutting off Crow and thrusting more lint into his own face]'' '''''AAAAAAAAHH!'''''
--->'''Crow:''' Why don't they look?
** Culminating in Servo's epic ScrewThisImOuttaHere:
-->'''Servo:''' "Why do I even ''bother'' with the brainless gibbons who live in this stinking hole of a town!? Well, I wash my hands of it, brother! Ptah!"

[[AC:521: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E21SantaClaus Santa Claus]] ]]
* The disastrous attempt at Christmas caroling in the opening bit of ''Santa Claus''.
* "The devil is a wiener!"
* "We're gonna burn burn ''burn'' those calories off!"
* When Santa uses a magic key to unlock the gates to a house, the guys start making security alarm noises, with a barking dog to sell it.
* "Ho ho...Oh, I forgot France. Oh well! Ho ho ho!"
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext A pentagram and a reindeer laughing]], ''you'' figure it out."

[[AC:522: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E22TeenageCrimeWave Teen-Age Crime Wave]] ]]
* From ''Film/TeenageCrimeWave'', Mystos. ''Dear Lord'', MYSTOS!
* And the "Ode to Doughy Guys".
* When Ben comes home;
-->'''Ben''': Where's mom?
-->'''Mike enters the room'''
-->'''Crow, as Mike''': ''I'm'' mom, now!
* When Mike starts wailing over Terry's death, Crow tells him to let it all out and "have a teen-age cry wave".

[[folder:Season 6]]
[[AC:602: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E02InvasionUSA Invasion USA]] ]]
* The initial sketch has Mike attempting to build his own robot pal. It goes... Poorly to say the least.

[[AC:604: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E04ZombieNightmare Zombie Nightmare]] ]]
* About the song "Midnight Man" at the club:
-->'''Mike:''' What is this, Deathmask featuring Olivia Newton-John?
* [[HellIsThatNoise The hilariously nasal voice]] of the coroner.
-->'''Servo:''' Is he talking to [[Series/{{Batman}} the Penguin]]?\\
'''Mike:''' Uh, about your voice...
* This bit:
-->'''Maggie:''' I'm old enough to be your older sister!\\
'''Jim:''' Oh, I like that! I've always wanted to [[BrotherSisterIncest make it with my older sister]].\\
'''Crow:''' Oh, so Canada has [[DeepSouth a South]] too.
* When the corrupt police chief is DraggedOffToHell by a zombie:
-->'''Crow:''' "WOW! Hell is ''right there!''"
-->'''Servo:''' "Yeah, that's why you're supposed to ''call'' before you dig."

[[AC:605: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E05ColossusAndTheHeadhunters Colossus and the Headhunters]] ]]
* "He looks like a cross between [[Franchise/StarTrek Spock and Bones!]]" "Dammit, me!"

[[AC:606: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E06TheCreepingTerror Creeping Terror]]]]
* The entire sequence with Bobby and his extremely rotund grandfather.
-->'''Crow:''' This is a portrayal of deep clinical psychosis.
-->'''Crow:''' ''(as the grandpa deals with an extremely steep slope)'' Uh oh, here comes the most challenging scene of this movie!
* The entire dance party sequence is tremendous fodder as well, especially the one spastic dancer the crew compares to Creator/JerryLewis. They all laugh at the DullSurprise reaction, "My God. What is it?"
-->'''Crow:''' Even the chemistry teacher is getting down!
* After the narrator announces that the monster next appeared in 'Lover's Lane,' we get yet another shot of the incredibly ponderous beast struggling up a hill:
-->'''Servo:''' "What's that say? 'Lover's Lane: Eight miles'?! AWWWW!"
* The monster crawls on top of a convertible to eat its occupants, setting the whole car rocking:
--> '''Crow:''' He's mistaken the car for a ''lady monster!'' Eww!

[[AC:607: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E07Bloodlust Bloodlust]] ]]
* Gypsy tries - and fails - to call Mrs. Forrester WitchWithACapitalB:
-->'''Gypsy:''' Now I understand why he's so sick! Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with "bitch"! [[OhCrap Oh!]] [[VerbalBackspace I mean, with "witch"! I meant "witch!"]]\\
''[Movie Sign activates, and everyone panics]''\\
'''Tom:''' Wow! She said it! She said the word! ''[Singing]'' Gypsy's in trouble, Gypsy's in trouble...\\
''[Later, when they get into the theater]''\\
'''Tom:''' Can I say it?\\
'''Mike:''' No, you can't say it...
* The incredibly bizarre start of the first sketch:
--->'''Mike:''' ''[while wearing a wig and fake nose, and carrying a clarinet]'' Uh, I'm gonna go off and be, uh, Music/KennyG, so I'll see ya later.
--->''[Mike leaves]''

[[AC:608 [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E08CodenameDiamondHead Codename Diamond Head]] ]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_BWcebPJbs Magic Voice's "What-if" scenarios.]]
* As Tso-Tsing picks up a ringing phone:
-->'''Tom:''' This is Quinn Martin; we're not going to series.
* The short "A Day at the Fair" kicks things off with this brilliant piece of CaptainObvious:
-->'''Narrator:''' "This is the fair ground, where the fair is held."
-->'''Servo:''' "Any questions so far?"

[[AC:608 [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E09TheSkydivers The Skydivers]] ]]
* As the remarkably stuffed opening titles roll by:
-->'''Tom:''' Oh, ''I'' know what this is; it's an I Can't Pay You, But I'll Put Your Name In The Credits cast list.
* "Coffee? That's better than sex!"

[[AC:610: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E10TheViolentYears The Violent Years]] ]]
* From ''The Violent Years'', that musical classic... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8hdO7Z8yVo Tom Servo's theme song.]]
* The short ''Young Man's Fancy'' is hilarious from beginning to end, but certain bits stand out:
** Bob runs downstairs after a shower:
-->'''Servo:''' "Hey, where's the fire-extinguisher?!"
** Judy on the phone, discussing Alex:
-->'''Judy:''' "When I look at him I get, you know, ''squishy''!"
-->'''Mike:''' "Uh, that's nice, ma'am, I'm just trying to sell my magazines..."

[[AC:614: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E14SanFranciscoInternational San Francisco International]] ]]
* There's a subplot about a couple going through a divorce and the effect it has on their teenage son, which, honestly, few viewers probably cared about. But when the same kid steals an Ercoupe and has to be talked through flying and landing safely, we're treated to some of the darkest, most deliciously hilarious riffs ever.
-->"Davey? All those people down there are getting divorced because of you!"
-->"Davey, you're gonna meet [[Film/TheSeventhSeal a guy in a black robe who wants to play chess with you...]]"
-->"The faces of those you’ve wronged will be floating up on your left."
-->"By the way, Davey, where are your dental records?"
** Earlier, Davey is looking through the binoculars at the planes and Pernell teases him by putting his hand in front of the lens:
-->'''Crow:''' (as Davey) "AH! THE HAND OF GOD! Oh."

[[AC:617: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E17TheSwordAndTheDragon The Sword and the Dragon]] ]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2f0nfrgaK4 A joke by Ingmar Bergman]]. [[note]]For the unknowing: Schlitz beer, which was produced in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, was advertised under the slogan "When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer". Yep, Best Brains crafted a 4 1/2-minute gag around a beer jingle.[[/note]]

[[AC:619: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E19RedZoneCuba Red Zone Cuba]] ]]
* The movie's attempted depiction of the Bay of Pigs invasion is so inept and absurd it gives the SOL crew a good 20 minutes or so of sustained SnarkBait. A couple highlights:
** "UsefulNotes/FidelCastro" (i.e. Tony Cardoza in a uniform with a huge, ill-fitting beard and cigar) writes something down.
-->'''Crow''': GET...REAL...BEARD.
** A woman dressed as a peasant holding a doll runs between the soldiers.
-->'''Crow''': (''stilted'') I am a Cuban and this is my Cuban infant.
-->'''Mike''': (''equally stilted'') I am a Cuban looking for Cuban safety here in UsefulNotes/{{Cuba}}.
** Before that the guys have a lot of fun with the fact that the invasion force appears to consist of maybe half-a-dozen guys:
-->'''Servo:''' "Ted, you take Havana."

[[AC:621: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E21TheBeastOfYuccaFlats The Beast of Yucca Flats]] ]]
* This bit from the short:
-->'''Creator/BenjaminFranklin:''' "You must learn how to manage your money!"
-->'''William:''' "''What'' money?"
-->'''Mike:''' (as Franklin) "'''Don't smart-mouth me, boy.'''"
* And this one:
-->'''Creator/BenjaminFranklin:''' "Plan your spending."
-->'''William:''' (sarcastically) "Oh, that sounds all right if you've got a lot of money to play with."
-->'''Servo:''' (as Franklin) "Listen, you little toad..."
* During the shot of Tor grabbing at the suitcase during the nuclear explosion.
-->'''Crow:''' (as Tor) "My Lunchables!"

[[AC:622: [[REcap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E22AngelsRevenge Angels Revenge]]]]
* Crow complains about having amnesia, spouting off things he shouldn't know if he did (his name, the date, his friends, obscure historical references). After getting struck by a clown hammer, he realizes he didn't have amnesia, he had ''Ambrosia'' (a '70s pop group). He starts singing their hit "The Biggest Part of Me" ("make a wish, baby.").
-->'''Servo:''' Hit him again. Harder this time.
* As the Angels pose in one shot:
-->'''Mike:''' ''(as an Angel)'' Who's not thrusting?
-->'''Crow:''' And who brought the brain?
-->'''April:''' We can still do it!
-->'''Servo:''' [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey And we have THESE!]]
* As one Angels climbs a ladder, show from ''below''.
-->'''Crow:''' HEY! You're giving away the plot!
* The movie is so blatantly exploitative that Crow just can't take it anymore!
-->'''Crow:''' ... all right, I'm giving in and ''looking'' at the breasts.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(motherly)'' No, don't.
* As a baddie looks in his girly magazine:
-->'''Crow:''' ''(as baddie)'' Wish I hadn't bought a ''Playgirl''. Aw, hell, they're nude anyway.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(as one Angel)'' Patty, is that the issue you're in?
-->'''Servo:''' Beer and porn DO make the shift go faster.
* As the same baddie takes his magazine into an outhouse:
-->'''Mike:''' Even for me, it's quite pungent in here.
* When the compound is exploding.
-->'''Servo:''' ''(as a barrel rockets in the air)'' Wee-hoo! That's some hot chili!\\
'''Mike:''' My Charlie Daniels Band t-shirts were in there!\\
'''Mike again:''' The air is filled with Slim Jims and obscene trucker tapes.
* When Michelle is performing her disco song "Shine Your Love", Mike whinnies at a closeup of her long face.
-->'''Crow:''' ''(as a depressed bettor walking in)'' I lost twenty thousand dollars!
-->'''Crow:''' ''(crusty)'' Hey, how about shinin' my ''steak'' over here?!
-->'''Crow:''' This was Jim Backus' first film ''after'' he died.
* During Michelle's photo shoot:
-->'''Terry:''' [Michelle]'s a top model.
-->'''Mike:''' That's why they're shooting her in mall parking lots.
-->'''Servo:''' She's bouncing on Alan Hale's stomach!
-->'''Crow:''' Miss Max-Fly.[[note]]There's a giant golf ball in the background.[[/note]]
* When a baddie bunches April in the gut.
-->'''Servo:''' HEY! That's my ''womb''!
* All of the torture scenes with Sticks.
-->'''Servo:''' They're revoking his ''member''ship!
-->'''Crow:''' ''(as Sticks)'' Can I have my wiener back?
* Mike reacts to Terry being a SassyBlackWoman:
-->'''Mike:''' Right on, [[Series/GoodTimes Wilona]]!
* Watching Terry walking.
-->'''Mike:''' Sheesh, she's an arachnid!
* The general joke of a past-his-prime Arthur Godfrey being a burping, sleazy DirtyOldMan.
* Mike and the 'bots being turned into the cast of ''Series/{{Renegade}}''. It doesn't last.
* Frank dressed as Bobby Riggs and Forrester as Billie Jean King (while retaining his SkunkStripe mustache.)

[[AC:623: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E23TheAmazingTransparentMan The Amazing Transparent Man]] ]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqndDEHUOI "You people bring matches for Mikey?"]]
** Llama!Crow's screaming is hilarious, in that it sounds nothing like a llama.

[[AC:624: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E24SamsonVsTheVampireWomen Samson vs. the Vampire Women]] ]]
* Crow's laugh when you first see El Santo is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCqU9iTms14#t=5m39s priceless.]]
* Every time the devil shows up. "I have a question!"

[[folder:Season 7 (including The Movie)]]
[[AC:[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000TheMovie The Movie]] ]]
* Since this film was meant to help introduce new viewers to the TV series, they had to make sure everybody knew that Crow is a CloudCuckoolander.
--> '''Crow:''' According to my calculations, we can ''tunnel'' our way right back to Earth!
--> '''Tom:''' Crow, you dope - [[CaptainObvious you can't "tunnel" through space.]]
--> ''(moments later, explosive decompression begins)''
--> '''Crow''' ''(mildly concerned):'' Well, this isn't right at ''all.'' Mike, could you pass me my plan?... Ah. Here it is: "Breach hull; all die." I even had it underlined.
** And a bit later, once things calm down.
--> '''Crow''': Believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this working verses the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway.
* [[MundaneMadeAwesome The overdramatic door sequence]].
* The sound editor for ''This Island Earth'' inexplicably decided that the starship going from "telescopic view" back to its normal view was worthy of '''big, imperious''' music. So the guys sing along. "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9_L-2k2zxA Nor-mal viiiiiiiiieeeeeew!]]"
* Tom reveals that he's had an interocitor (a way to communicate with Earth) sitting in his room all along, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint but didn't think it was important.]]
--> "[[MundaneUtility I've been using it to make hot chocolate]]."
* Onscreen, Cal Meacham flies over the Grand Canyon. Mike mistakes it for a pothole:
--> '''Mike:''' Oh, for - when are they gonna fill that in?!
* Cal's imprisoned in a life-support tube while Ruth [[DamselInDistress shrieks mindlessly and runs around]], somehow failing to escape a hilariously slow rubber-suited monster.
--> '''Cal,''' ''onscreen: Run,'' Ruth, ''run!''\\
'''Tom,''' ''in the theater:'' Thanks for the strategy, Napoleon.

[[AC:703: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S07E03DeathstalkerAndTheWarriors Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell]]]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au3RziM9AfU The entire segment]] of Crow reading a book to a sick Pearl called ''Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola''.
-->'''Pearl:''' ''(to Forrester, in a daze)'' There was a small golden man reading to me from a dirty book.

[[AC:704: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S07E04TheIncredibleMeltingMan The Incredible Melting Man]]]]
* The guys had a ball with the BigLippedAlligatorMoment scene with the old couple.
-->'''Mike:''' They were open-minded to cast aliens in these roles.
-->'''Servo:''' Did someone switch reels on us?!
-->'''Crow:''' ''What is happening?!''
** Then:
--->'''Servo:''' She's got huge bird feet!
--->''(Crow starts making odd chicken clucks and turkey gobbles)''
** Also:
--->'''Mike:''' The Incredible Melting Grandma!
** Some good riffs during the Melting Man's attempt to get the young redneck woman:
--->'''Servo:''' (when she screams as she discovers the Melting Man eating her boyfriend) The eight-track ate ''Flirtin' With Disaster''!
--->'''Crow:''' (as she screams during a freak-out after cutting his arm off) God I hate this ''wallpapeeeerrrrr!''
* After Dr. Ted Nelson identifies himself and is immediately shot by security guards:
--> '''Mike (As the Melting Man):''' Whoa! Not Ted Nelson! No relation to Ted Nelson here!

[[AC:706: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S07E06Laserblast Laserblast]] ]]
* "Look, are you READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!" becoming a big RunningGag.[[note]]One of the cops in the movie bears a resemblance to Hank Williams, Jr.[[/note]]
* The [=SoL=] is heading straight for a black hole! There's only one man who can save the satellite...no! One '''woman'''...[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLcIpbOHIU Captain Janeway!]] [[WholesomeCrossDresser Sorta!]]
** "Captain Janeway" then ends up singing "Proud Mary." It must be seen to be believed.
* The ludicrous translated voices given to the turtle aliens. "Howdy-doo!"
** When the turtle alien captain is (apparently) chewing out his underlings, one turns to the other:
--> '''Mike:''' "Well, did you?!"
* The main character finds a device left behind by the aliens and begins to slowly insert his arm into it.
-->'''Servo''': Look, somebody threw away a perfectly good arm remover.

[[folder:Season 8]]
[[AC:801: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E01RevengeOfTheCreature Revenge of the Creature]] ]]
* After a scene with a young UsefulNotes/ClintEastwood:
--> '''Crow:''' This guy's bad. This is his first and last movie.
* "[[Usefulnotes/FrankSinatra Egrets~ I've had a few~]]"

[[AC:802: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E02TheLeechWoman The Leech Woman]] ]]
* "You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into Old Womanology."
* "[[ValuesDissonance This is the '50s, why am I explaining things to a woman?]] Get in the car!"
* [[RunningGag "Neil? NEIL! NEIL!"]]

[[AC:803: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E03TheMolePeople The Mole People]]]]
* TitleIn reads "Asia":
-->'''Mike:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, that narrows it down]].

[[AC:804: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E04TheDeadlyMantis The Deadly Mantis]] ]]
* ''"When you killed me, I diiiiied!"'' "Are we in the Southern part of the Galaxy?" The funniest part is that Crow is asleep for the entire segment - well, he does perk up to declare he likes the "Turkey Turkey" song.
* "But I've got a mantis in my pant-is!"
* The opening segment has multiple sources of hilarity. The apes repairing the religious cult's "holy and everlasting Bomb", unaware all the while that they will be killed if it detonates (the heading "Bomb will detonate but people aren't dying" in the "Troubleshooting" section of the manual somehow does not tip them off); [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Mike inadvertently helping them render the bomb operational (to the Bots' horror)]]; the Nanites building an entire control system in the [=SoL=] in a fraction of a second after tracking down a misplaced work order (when Mike asks why, if it could be built so quickly, they did not do the job weeks ago, the Nanite foreman scoffs, "Hey, I don't go to the ''john'' without a work order!"); and Mike dramatically pointing forward and declaring, "Engage," only for nothing to happen until Crow clears his throat and motions toward the throttle.

[[AC:808: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E08TheSheCreature The She Creature]] ]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mamY1vEQaAE "Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi"]]
-->'''Crow:''' (creepy monotone) Go ahead, Mike. Tickle him.
-->'''Mike:''' No!
-->'''Crow:''' Oh, I think you'd better, Mike. Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn't like to be disappointed."
* A second planet falls to Mike's incompetence:
-->'''Ned the Nanite:''' Hey, Steve! Mr. Nelson wants a number seven!
-->'''Wade the Nanite:''' Pronto!
-->'''Mike:''' Well, there you go! That took care of... Hey, what's a number seven, anyway?
-->'''([[EarthShatteringKaboom KABOOOOOM!]])'''
-->'''Everyone:''' AAAAHHH!
-->'''Servo:''' Mike! You blew up another planet! What is your ''deal''?!
-->'''Mike:''' I just told them to [[PoorCommunicationKills take care of a little problem]]!
-->'''Crow:''' And they ''did''! Here comes [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Mike: Destroyer of Worlds!]]
-->'''Servo:''' Oh, god of fire and vengeance, stay away from me, you loser!

[[AC:809: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E09IWasATeenageWerewolf I Was a Teenage Werewolf]]]]
* Bobo is in full ButtMonkey mode, as Pearl assigns him the most arduous tasks, partly ForTheEvulz.
-->'''Pearl:''' Eeny, meeny, myny - '''BOBO'''!
* The S.O.L. crew lampshade the DesignatedVictim boy who takes the... ''ahem'' "scenic" way home.
-->'''Boy:''' I'll take that shortcut through the woods.
-->''(shortly later)''
-->'''Crow:''' ''(as boy)'' I'm probably pretty tasty and well-marbled. Not something I've often thought of.
-->'''Servo:''' I Was a Teenage Werewolf Snack.
-->'''Mike:''' A textbook example of "the weak one of the herd."... Bet you anything when he gets chased, [[MonsterMisogyny his heel breaks, his skirt is too short to run in...]]

[[AC:810: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E10TheGiantSpiderInvasion The Giant Spider Invasion]] ]]
* The overweight sheriff played by Alan [[Series/GilligansIsland "Skipper"]] Hale doesn't exactly distinguish himself as a man of action, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Tom:''' The new Alan Hale Action Figure! He sits down, he snacks, he sits down again, he farts, he drives, he comes with his own lunch!\\
'''Mike:''' Action Alan Hale and Action Alan Hale's gut sold separately.
* "Could it happen?" [[TakeThat "Could the movie get even worse?"]]
* Any time they make fun of the lead scientists' froggy, cigarette-y voices.
** "Let's go up to the Rhinelander and roll on each other!"
** [="VAAaaAAANCE!!"=]
* And this, when Dr. Vance gets a late-night call from an associate:
-->'''Vance:''' "Who is-- Oh, no, not you agaaaaain."
-->'''Servo (as Vance):''' "Why don't ya just ''come over?''"

[[AC:811: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E11PartsTheClonusHorror Parts: The Clonus Horror]] ]]
* The ''entire'' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhi6-F98LYI children's show]]" skit:
-->'''Mike:''' ''[twirling a knife in his hand and speaking in a fake German accent]'' [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ah, Mrs. Forrester, you need me, and...I have all the power. Once again you see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. Too bad. The Hovitos could have warned you. If only you spoke Hovitos. HOKANDA MATUSO! HAVUGA!]] ''[Mike begins swinging the knife in the air]''

[[AC:813: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E13JackFrost Jack Frost]] ]]
* The hero, Ivan, in classic fairy tale style, distracts a bunch of mountain trolls or something trying to rob him, and throws their cudgels so high in the air they won't come down until winter. The trolls watch the cudgels fly away, and then look back down at Ivan, and we get, in a completely deadpan indignant voice,
-->"You didn't tell us you were ''mythical''!"
* Mike Nelson is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW3T-7vaX4Q Lord Of The Dance!]]
* A mushroom spirit begins playing hide and seek with the hero (it's that kind of movie, I guess); but the spirit has the power of invisibility, which is kind of an advantage.
--> '''Mike:''' [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Frodo]] gets drunk and screws with his neighbors!
** The entirety of the first sequence with Father Mushroom is hilarious.
---> '''Crow:''' The movie that dares to ask, ''will he find the dwarf''?"
* The same mushroom man disappears in a puff of smoke:
--> '''Servo:''' Whoa, I didn't know there were that many landmines left in [[Literature/ChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]]!
* Anytime the TropeNamer of TheFreelanceShameSquad shows up. Really, the crew has a ton of fun with Marfushka, including:
-->'''Crow:''' Ah, Penny Marshall was an ''adorable'' child.
** Then:
-->''(When the wicked stepmother is piling on the makeup on Marfushka)''
-->'''Crow:''' Ah, she has a healthy clown glow.
** Then:
--->'''Mother:''' You're not a princess - you're a ''queen''!
--->'''Mike:''' In that you look like [[Music/{{Queen}} Freddie Mercury]].
** When Marfushka is tied to a sled being pulled by three pigs:
--->'''Servo:''' On, Film/{{Gordy}}! On, [[Literature/CharlottesWeb Wilbur]]! On, Film/{{Babe}}!
** Then when a murder of crows fly out, Crow exclaims, "[[Music/CountingCrows Counting US!]]"
* It make be an IncrediblyLamePun, but when Ivan is turned into a bear and spooks a trio of girls, Bill Corbett's delivery is perfect:
-->'''Crow:''' Am I un-''bear''-able?
* As Nastenka knits:
-->'''Servo:''' ''([[Creator/PaulReubens Pee Wee Herman voice]])'' [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure You keep knitting and KNITTING AND]] '''[[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure KNITTING!]]'''
* The classic exchange:
-->'''Ivan:''' Nastenka, darling, will you marry me?
-->'''Servo:''' ''(as Nastenka)'' Um, I'm ''nine''.
** Later:
--->'''Mike:''' ''(as Nastenka)'' I should have married him. I'm getting so ''old''!
--->'''Crow:''' Well, there's always Music/JerryLeeLewis, Creator/JerrySeinfeld and Creator/BenKingsley.
** Also:
--->'''Mike:''' ''(as Nastenka)'' [[AllTheGoodMenAreGay Every time I meet a man he's either gay or a bear.]]

[[AC:814: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E14RidingWithDeath Riding with Death]] ]]
* The legendary scene in which MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds blows up a planet in the most inconceivable fashion: with a baking soda bomb. Mrs. Forrester asked Mike to send air support from the SOL. She got far, far, ''far'' more than she bargained for...
-->'''Mike''': ''(pouring baking soda into a bomb casing)'' Sure, no problem; I used to make these babies in junior high school, out of vinegar and baking soda...\\
'''Crow''': I-is that too much baking soda, Mike, or—\\
'''Mike''': ''(ignoring Crow)'' ...and high school, now that I think of it. And college, too. Got...got expelled for that...\\
'''Tom Servo''': D-definitely too much baking soda, Mike.\\
'''Crow''': Just a little too much--(''sees Mike pull out a much larger box of baking soda)'' [[OhCrap Whoa...]]\\
'''Mike''': And for that temp job I worked on, too...''(bitterly)'' until that one guy in receiving got me fired...\\
'''Crow''': Heh, Mike, Mike, honey...the baking soda—\\
'''Mike''': ''(again ignoring Crow)'' It was just a little prank, but he had to rat out on me, didn't he?\\
'''Crow''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh boy]]...\\
'''Mike''': Oh, well, I guess some people are just like that...\\
'''Tom Servo''': So! Bombs away, Mike!\\
'''Crow''': Okay, Mike! Bombs away!\\
'''Mike''': Oh! Right... ''(walks away with the bomb as Crow and Tom Servo cheer)''\\
'''Crow''': Bombs away, Mike!\\
'''Tom Servo''': Bombs away! ''(to Crow)'' Hey, I heard you can make a bazooka out of PVC tubing and a used diaper.\\
'''Crow''': Is that so?\\
''(Mike reenters without the bomb)''\\
'''Mike''': All right...\\
'''Crow''': Okay, okay! Hee-hee...\\
'''Mike''': There you go, Mrs. Forrester, [[{{Understatement}} a little distraction]]...\\
'''Crow''': A little distraction!\\
'''''([[EarthShatteringKaboom KABOOOOOOOOM!!!]])''' (The bots are knocked off the table)''\\
'''Crow''': ''(gets back up)'' Okay...few things, Mike. First, well, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight you blew up another planet, obviously]]; what's that, [[RuleOfThree three for you now?]]\\
'''Tom Servo''': Think so...\\
'''Crow''': Second, uh--[[WhatTheHellHero ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR STUPID, ROTTED SKULL, YOU DUMB MAN]]?!
* When Buffalo Bill takes the stage with his guitar:
-->'''Mike!Buffalo Bill:''' This goes out to my friends in the Posse Comitatus.[[note]]An American anti-government movement[[/note]]
* [[WritersCannotDoMath "So they have 13 hours to drive]] [[CriticalResearchFailure from Torrance to Long Beach?"]] [[note]]The cities are less than 15 miles apart; driving between them would only take about 20 minutes[[/note]]

[[AC:815: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E15AgentForHARM Agent for H.A.R.M.]] ]]
* A man peeks out the window, giving away his hiding place as several henchmen are staring right back at him.
-->'''Crow:''' Five hours of staring at the window ''finally'' pay off.
* The hero rescues the girl from an assassination attempt and (maybe?) gropes her breast.
-->'''Crow:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Hey! He copped a feel!]]\\
'''Mike:''' ''[disappointed]'' I saw that.\\
'''Tom Servo:''' ''[as hero]'' Hey, I touched her boob! I'm not a virgin anymore!

[[AC:816: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E16PrinceOfSpace Prince Of Space]] ]]
* The general horror at the alien's [[GoingCommando all-too-revealing costumes]].
--> '''Mike:''' "Oh, ugh... What gets ''into'' some civilizations?"
* Servo is finally fed up with the scientist's obtuseness.
-->'''Krankor:''' Each of you will enter a space capsule...
-->'''Scientist:''' What was that?
-->'''Servo:''' Oh for crying out--[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EACH! OF! YOU! WILL! ENTER! A! SPACE! CAPSULE!!!]]
* Prince of Space rescues a scientist near the end, who says his name excitedly.
-->'''Servo''': No, it's Michael Jeter-- OF ''COURSE'' IT'S PRINCE OF SPACE!
* In the final host segment, when the movie's villain Krankor refuses to leave, Mike scares him off by saying "Aah".

[[AC:819: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E19InvasionOfTheNeptuneMen Invasion of the Neptune Men]] ]]
* The Neptune Men menacingly approach the recently arrived Super Chief. As they do, Mike and the 'Bots drone out in sync "[[AC:Ha. Ha. Ha. Your costume is ridiculous.]]"
* The WhosOnFirst [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa-Kx5M-8Ak Noh theater]] host segment, where Mike (purposefully) messes with Crow and Servo.
-->'''Crow:''' Mike, I'm going to ask you a series of simple questions which even a cretin like you could answer "yes" or "no." Now, is there theater in Japan?\\
'''Mike:''' Yes.\\
'''Crow:''' Good. And do you have a particular favorite type of Japanese theater?\\
'''Mike:''' Yes.\\
'''Crow:''' Well, good. Now, we're gettin' somewhere. Mike, will you tell me the name of your favorite form of Japanese theater?\\
'''Mike:''' Noh.\\
'''Crow:''' Why not?!\\
'''Mike:''' Why not what?\\
'''Crow:''' Why won't you tell me your favorite Japanese theater?!\\
'''Mike:''' I just did!\\
'''Crow:''' Did what?!\\
'''Mike:''' Told you my favorite form of Japanese theater!\\
'''Crow:''' You did?!\\
'''Mike:''' Yes.\\
'''Crow:''' Well, will you tell me again?!\\
'''Mike:''' Yes. Noh.\\
'''Servo:''' Oh, c'mon!
* Pearl and Brain Guy [[DrivenToSuicide fighting over a noose after seeing a huge statue of Bobo naked.]]
* [[https://youtu.be/k4ezYwPAr1I?t=1h16m40s "They took out the Hitler building!"]]
* "You know, not many movies can support [[LeaveTheCameraRunning a full minute of showing a radar screen]]. For example, this one can't at all."
* And Tom's "Eat it movie!" song shortly thereafter, made even better when you know that Kevin Murphy really did hate the film because of the Hitler Building (as did the rest of the crew).
-->'''Tom''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, I know a song about stock footage.]] It goes like this: [[MinskyPickup Da-dah, da-dum dun dun,]] '''''EAT IT, MOVIE!!!''' TAKE THIS '''STUPID''' LITTLE COCKROACH OF A FILM, ROLL IT UP '''SOOOOO''' TIGHT, AND THEN '''RAM''' IT RIGHT UP YOUR--'' (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

[[AC:820: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E20SpaceMutiny Space Mutiny]] ]]
* The jokes involving the Enforcer chase and the movie's hero, David Ryder.
* This exchange:
-->'''Commander Santa Claus''': Don't blame yourself, son.
-->'''Crow''': It's not your fault you're a chunk-head.
* Tom and Crow fighting in the escape pods.
-->'''Tom''': Eat munchy-crunchy-chocolatey-cocoa ''DEATH'', Crow!
-->'''Crow''': Enjoy a nice serving of brown betty...''WITH DEATH''! But mostly, eat death.
* [[AwesomeMcCoolname "Slab Bulkhead!"]] [[LukeNounverber "Slate Fistcrunch!"]] [[IHaveManyNames "Big McLargehuge!"]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "Bob Johnson! Oh wait..."]]
* "Ow! Why do you hate my groin so much?!"
* "Stupid Buddhist monk! The Vietnam War has been over for hundreds of years!"
* The scene where Servo installs way too many railings in the Satellite of Love. Then he adds some pits to justify the existence of all the railings, including [[IFellForHours a very deep pit]] that Mike falls into.
* "Wall-mounted keyboards! It must be... the future!"
* "That scene really makes me think... ''about how much better a '''root canal''' would be than this movie!''"
* Over the credits, Tom and Crow ridicule Mike about how very Eighties the movie is. "All because of your Eighties. Your ''precious'' Eighties." "Yeah, it wouldn't have stopped being the Seventies if it wasn't for you, pal," resulting in all 3 getting in a fight.

[[AC:821: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers Time Chasers]] ]]
* Mike and Pearl have a cup of coffee and discuss things in a very straightforward manner - almost the only scene in which Pearl isn't a LargeHam.
--> '''Mike:''' Pearl - there's something I've always wanted to ask you. How come you're so... ''evil?''
--> '''Pearl''' ''(contemplatively):'' I don't really know. I'm full of hate - I don't know if that helps.
* The introduction segment has Mike attempt to do a recap, only for Tom to trick him into saying that they are Series/LostInSpace. Cue him and Crow acting like The Robot and Dr. Smith, respectively.
** It gets even better when Crow runs out of alliterative insults and has to resort to this:
--> '''Crow:''' You, you ''(stops using the Dr. Smith voice)'' You suck!
--> '''Mike:''' Hey!
--> '''Crow:''' Oh sorry Mike! I didn't mean it!
* Crow's reaction to finding out the main protagonist is a nerd:
--> '''Crow:''' I will not accept ''this'' as our hero, movie! Movie! I demand to see your manager, movie!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Servo's disappointment that there won't be any skydiving grandmas in the movie.]]
* Crow tries to go back in time and stop Mike from getting trapped on the Satellite of Love. Unfortunately, Mike's slacker teenage self won't listen to him, leading to this exchange from Servo over the radio:
--> '''Tom:''' Hey Crow, this is Tom. It's almost Commercial Sign. Why don't you just kill him or something?
--> '''Teenage Mike:''' Who's that?
--> '''Crow:''' Uh, God.
** The reason Crow was convinced by Servo to do this in the first place:
--> '''Servo:''' DEAR GOD! He's a Music/{{Journey}} fan!
--> '''Crow:''' Oh-no! I'M COMING FOR YA, MIKE!
* When Crow finally succeeds in keeping Mike off of the Satellite, it results in his older brother Eddie being on the satellite instead. Eddie turns out to be a total JerkAss, making Servo his cowardly yes-man and personal ashtray.
--> '''Eddie:''' Did this guy just say our reality sucks?
** Eddie smacks both Crow and Servo around if they make riffs involving puns.
** At one point during the movie, Eddie gets up and walks over to the other side of the theater to smoke.
* While in the future, Matt says he's going to tell his boss all about the time transport, he inexplicably gets up and walks away.
-->'''Servo:''' I'll ''walk'' back to the past!

[[AC:822: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E22OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank Overdrawn at the Memory Bank]]]]
* This:
-->'''The Chairman:''' Fingal, YOOOOU AAAARE MIIIIINE!!
-->'''Crow:''' ...With ''Béarnaise sauce!!''
* One unfortunate close-up of The Chairman.
-->'''Mike:''' The ''most'' face ''any'' screen has ''ever'' held!

[[folder:Season 9]]
[[AC:901: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E01TheProjectedMan The Projected Man]] ]]
* This brilliant bit of GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
-->'''Steiner:''' ''[about the experiment]'' I succeed every time with an inanimate object. If only I could do the same thing with a living creature.\\
'''Crow:''' Oh, keep that to yourself, man!
* This bit:
-->'''Steiner:''' Yesterday, I acheived my first projection of a living creature.\\
''[cut to Dr. Hill drinking from a cup of tea]]''\\
'''Crow!Steiner:''' You're drinking it.
* "Funding intrigue!"

[[AC:902: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E02ThePhantomPlanet The Phantom Planet]] ]]
* When the protagonist starts getting echoing audio flashbacks, Mike and the 'bots decide to join the fun:
-->'''Servo''': Congratulations, Ms. Astronaut, [[FlashbackBackBack it's a boy!...boy...boy...]]\\
'''Mike''': Wake up Frank! You wet the bed!...bed...bed...\\
'''Crow''': Frank, you'll have to take third grade again!...ain...ain\\
'''Mike''': Frank, this is Northwest Collection Agency. Do you value your credit rating?...rating...rating...\\
'''Crow''': I'm afraid you're not 7-Eleven timber, Frank...Frank...Frank...\\
'''Servo''': You're the worst party clown we ever had!...had...had...
* Also during the flashbacks:
-->'''Crow:''' Come on, movie! We didn't like these scenes the first time!

[[AC:903: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E03Pumaman Pumaman]] ]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHMPR7kXJak Pumaman, he flies like a moron~]]''
* "Help, I'm falling at a sixty-degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!"
* "You... You... [[BuffySpeak Non-British guy!]]"
* The shout of "Pumaman!" as Tony plays dead, trying hard to ignore the large bug crawling on his ear.
* "Take ''that'', members of ''Music/{{Boston}}''!"
* After witnessing Puma Man fly for the time, "Why don't you give me that belt back; I'm gonna give it to someone else."
* The whole 'fly blackmail' bit.
* '''Crow:''' N-no, not THAT kind of "go"!
** "Behold, Coatimundi Man is born!"
* "Oh no, they're gonna start Tango-ing!"
* This exchange:
-->'''Jane:''' But this is proof of outer space presence in our history!\\
'''Crow:''' You said that about waffles.
* Pretty much every single one of the WithLyrics jokes they do for the jaunty theme music, culminating in Crow's bursting into song as Kobras's helicopter crashes:
-->'''Crow:''' (singing) "Burn an old man! Singe all his flesh off!"
* Kobras greets the heads of state:
-->'''Kobras:''' "I'm so glad you considered my home a suitable site for your world summit meeting."
-->'''Servo:''' "Though I wish you'd told me..."
* Vadinho punches Tony:
-->'''Servo:''' "Yes! The Aztec speaks for all of us!"

[[AC:904: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E04Werewolf Werewolf]] ]]
* The opening sketch has Mike trying to escape the Satellite of Love down a long ladder, with vague promises to Tom and Crow to bring them down as well that he likely has no plans to carry out. The Bots exact revenge by having Mike climb down into Castle Forrester, where Pearl, Bobo, and Observer are eating breakfast. The fact that Team Forrester barely even acknowledge Mike while forcing him to beat a hasty retreat makes the scene doubly funny.
-->'''Mike:''' ''(over radio to Bots)'' I am opening a hatch of some sort and am dropping the ladder in. ''(does so)'' I will enter the actual structure now, which appears to be a barn of some sort, or... no, it's an eatery. It is an eatery. I will approach one of the patrons and attempt to gather information on my where- ''(takes in the sight of the breakfasting Pearl, Bobo, and Observer)'' whereabouts...\\
'''Pearl:''' ''(without looking up from the back of her box of Crunch Berries)'' Brain Guy.\\
'''Observer:''' ''(without looking up from the back of his box of French Toast Crunch)'' Yeah. ''(psychokinetically summons a cannon and points it at Mike)''\\
'''Mike:''' Ahh! Okay, I'll get back up and watch my movie... ah, which is, uh, what again?...\\
'''Pearl:''' ''(still reading the back of her cereal box)'' ''Werewolf''.\\
'''Mike:''' ''Werewolf'', right. Uh... Brain Guy, you wouldn't want to beam me back up, would you?\\
'''Observer:''' ''(still reading the back of his cereal box)'' No.\\
'''Mike:''' No, didn't think so, just checking, I'll... get back up and watch my... ''(hastily climbs back up the ladder)''
* "The very model of a modern man-made werewolf."
* ''screen shows "WEREWOLF"'' [[WhatsAHenway "I don't know, you had him last!"]]
* "An American werewolf in traffic."
* The general aggravation at TheUntwist ending.
--> '''Servo:''' Come on, ''dead'' people know what's going to happen!
--> '''Crow:''' ''(after a clattering noise is heard onscreen)'' That was the director giving up and leaving.
* [[http://youtu.be/MLDQOVrtgJ4 The credits sequence]], with Mike and the bots doing a medley to the generic Native American drumming on the soundtrack. Music/{{TUSK}}!

[[AC:905: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E05TheDeadlyBees The Deadly Bees]] ]]
* Everything about the opening segment: "Previously on The Satellite of Love."
* "Sure, she seems depressing now, but you should see her when she starts playin' her banjo!"
* "Wow, I didn't know cigarettes had so many vitamins!"
* The opening sequence with the band.
-->'''Crow:''' Eeeeeeeeiiiighht miiiilllless WRONG!"
-->'''Mike:''' There's me, 1982.
-->'''Tom Servo''': Guys, just skip the music and go straight to the heroin.
* Any of the references to Vicki's flaming towel.
* All the bitter exchanges between Hargrove and his chainsmoking wife:
-->'''Crow''': *sighs* Has the hate gone out of our marriage?
* When Vicki dreams about the dog's death:
-->'''Servo:''' "Avenge me! Ruff!"
* Vicki shows Manfred the photos she took of Hargrove's documents:
-->'''Hargrove:''' (developing the film) "There we are..."
-->'''Servo:''' "Excellent pictures of YOUR THUMB, thank you very much!"
* The bowler-hatted guy at the end:
--> '''Mike:''' "Hello, I'm here for the movie, am I late?"

[[AC:906: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E06TheSpaceChildren The Space Children]] ]]
* From ''Film/TheSpaceChildren'': When the soldiers are running off-screen into an underground bunker:
-->'''Crow:''' (''as soldier'') Does anyone know what's down here?
-->'''All:''' (''scream in pain and fear'')
* Russell Johnson's character is found dead in his chair, blankly staring straight ahead:
-->"[[AC:...I just watched]] ''[[AC:Series/GilligansIsland]]''."

[[AC:907: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E07Hobgoblins Hobgoblins]] ]]
* "Paint my muscle car PRUNE color, please!"
* "It's the '80s! Do a lotta coke and vote for UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan!"
* After the goblins escape from teh vault
-->'''[=McCreedy=]''': Those creatures... The vault... I tried...
-->''' Crow ''': Sentence fragments. Just phrases.
* Tom's interpretation of the incomprehensible lyrics to the song from the club scene.
-->'''Singer''': (Incomprehensible)
-->'''Tom''': ''Let me tell you about our drink special tonight!''
-->'''Singer''': (Incomprehensible)
-->'''Tom''': ''Don't park in the alley or you'll get towed!''
-->'''Singer''': (Incomprehensible)
-->'''Tom''': ''While I'm up here let me point out the restrooms!''
** Tom also describes the performers as a "Basque separatist rock band".
* The commentary for the [[{{Narm}} gardening tool fight]].
-->'''Mike''': I'd switch to the weed whacker at this point.
* The guys' [[FetishRetardant reaction]] to the nerdy kid's dream girl.
-->'''Crow''': ''Aaaughh!'' [[Music/LedZeppelin Robert Plant!]]
-->'''Mike''': "That's '''EXACTLY''' what I want to look like."
-->'''Tom''': I don't really ''need'' to see every part of the human body outlined in spandex! I can ''trust'' it's all there!
* At the end of film, after the vault has been blown up:
-->'''[=McCreedy=]''': There's been an accident at the studio.
-->'''Crow''': We made ''Hobgoblins''.
* The part where Mike and the Bots pretty much give up trying to watch the film and bring out pre-recorded [[CardboardPal cardboard cutouts]] to [[BadBadActing riff]] for them:
-->'''Mike Cutout''': Here's this guy. What's he up to?
-->'''Tom Cutout''': Boy, this is stupid!
-->'''Mike Cutout''': I wouldn't do that! Would you?
-->'''Crow Cutout''': No.
* "Meet the Hobgoblins: Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and The Claw!"
* The gang riffing on the characters' lack of reaction when Nick is [[ManOnFire seemingly incinerated]] right in front of them:
-->'''Mike''': Aw, come on, Nick... oh yeah, he burned to death. Oh well.
-->'''Crow''': Nick's a smoking husk right now. He won't mind if we use his van.
* Crow's documentary about whether or not women exist. At one point it shows a clip of Mike, happily eating a sandwich, saying he was the closest thing they found but experts say he's not a woman.

[[AC:909: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E09Gorgo Gorgo]] ]]
* The sea shanty: "They got into port and everyone was okay / They went out to lunch and felt better!"
** Even funnier if you know the song Crow's parodying, Music/GordonLightfoot's "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".
* The Intro segment (shown before the movie) has Observer trying to beat Bobo in arm-wrestling. [[spoiler:[[{{CurbStompBattle}} It...doesn't end too well for him, as Bobo easily beats him with a bored expression.]]]]

[[AC:910: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E10TheFinalSacrifice The Final Sacrifice]] ]]
* This is especially funny if you realize Pipper sounds very similar to Steve Smith. It takes until almost the end of the episode for the crew to make the reference, but they finally do with "[[Series/TheRedGreenShow And remember: If women don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you handy.]]"
** Hell, ''anything'' they said during the Pipper sequence. The man sounded like a real-life [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Yosemite Sam]], goldang it!
--->"If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit, too..."
* Pipper's explanation of Ziox culture, with Servo's interjections.
-->'''Mike Pipper:''' Now, thousands of years ago...\\
'''Tom Servo:''' Uh-huh?\\
'''Mike Pipper:''' ... long before the Indians...\\
'''Tom Servo:''' Yeah?\\
'''Mike Pipper:''' ... this land was inhabited by the Ziox.\\
'''Tom Servo:''' No, it wasn't.\\
'''Mike Pipper:''' They were a highly intelligent race...\\
'''Tom Servo:''' Nu-uh.\\
'''Mike Pipper:''' ... far advanced in science, and architecture, and literature...\\
'''Tom Servo:''' No, they weren't.\\
'''Mike Pipper:''' ... they built a huge city...\\
'''Tom Servo:''' No, they didn't.
* All of the Larry Csonka jokes, but particularly this one, as the camera focuses on the framed photo of the character who looks like him:
--> '''Tom''': MVP, Super Bowl VIII, for Miami.
* (after Rowsdower escapes the villains and catches his breath) "Hold on, I'm having a series of elaborate heart attacks."
* (after Rowsdower wakes up screaming from a nightmare) '''Mike''': "I forgot the liquor store closes at 8:00!!!!!"
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA Canada song]], gleefully [[CrossesTheLineTwice Crossing The Line Twice]].
* A close-up of one of the cult statues with its mouth open leads Tom to riff: "[[Film/TheJazzSinger Mammy! Ehhhh.]]"
* "Canadian villain, Garth [[Franchise/StarWars Vader]]."

[[AC:911: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E11DevilFish Devil Fish]] ]]
* The RunningGag about Bob's [[TheAlcoholic frequent drinking]]:
-->"That's six degrees off the port beer, I mean, bow."\\
'''Bob:''' It [a sound] lasted for three minutes.\\
'''Servo:''' Like my last twelve-pack.
* "Sorry about the electricians crack. My father's village was attacked by electricians."
* Mike and the Bots' reaction to when a scene suddenly cuts from a Coast Guard rescue, to a few seconds of Stella playing with a dolphin, and then suddenly back again to the Coast Guard.
-->'''Servo:''' You know, just because you ''can'' edit, doesn't mean you ''should''.
* About actor Michael Sopkiw's name in the credits:
-->'''Mike:''' Great, they spelled his name sideways.

[[AC:912: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E12TheScreamingSkull The Screaming Skull]] ]]
* The ''Gumby'' short "Robot Rumpus" features some razor sharp riffing from Mike and his own robots. "It's my seventh day without food or water, have mercy!"
* Gumby's mother is displeased, leading the guys down in front to declare, "That squares my breasts!"
* "Thank goodness for the internal genitalia!"
* In one host segment, Tom and Crow decide to play a prank on Mike by spraying Crow's head white, removing his eyes, and putting fake teeth in his mouth to make him look like a skull. Mike's OTT reaction is priceless: he screams non-stop while attacking Crow with a bag of chips, then a baseball bat, then a golf club (after taking a few moments to select the right club). A terrified Crow and Tom get through to him for just a moment to explain the joke, but when Crow demonstrates his scream with a half-hearted "Rahh," Mike begins screaming and attacking him again - and this time, he knocks off Tom's dome for good measure.
** Even better, the original showings on The Sci-Fi Channel aired a small bug for Volkswagen right at the tail end of that sketch. Their slogan at the time? "Drivers wanted."
* In another host segment, Crow and Tom work out their ''Gumby'' induced trauma by creating their own clay characters -- Bolus and Horseflop. The voices they supply for them are nothing short of magical.

[[AC:913: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E13QuestOfTheDeltaKnights Quest of the Delta Knights]] ]]
* "Well, this movie has lost me. It's lost me and it's trotting off without me."
* The SpySpeak:
-->It's a nice day if it doesn't rain.\\
It's always a nice day if it doesn't rain.\\
If the sun isn't too warm.\\
'''Mike''':(As Tee) ''[[DontExplainTheJoke So you're a Delta Knight too, huh]]?''
* The Bots warming up to Pearl.
-->'''Crow''': Mint-giver, we love you!

[[folder:Season 10]]
[[AC:1001: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E01Soultaker Soultaker]] ]]
* Confronted by an unidentified ship shadowing the ''[=SoL=]'', Mike must take charge. Unfortunately, he confuses it with the ''[[Franchise/StarTrek U.S.S. Enterprise]]''.
-->'''Mike:''' All right, I'm in command. Good, uh... put alien ship on viewscreen. (''ship appears on screen''). There!
-->'''Servo:''' Uh, yeah, I think we'll need a little something ''more'' Mike, life support is still ''failing'' and all.
-->'''Mike:''' Okay, uh, increase magnification!
-->'''Crow:''' Um, Mike, we actually don't have-
-->'''Mike:''' (''oblivious'') All right, just a little bit more, good. All right. Uh... [[DeflectorShields shields up]].
-->'''Crow and Servo:''' (''confused'') Shields?
-->'''Mike:''' Arm photon torpedoes.
-->'''Servo:''' Mike, we only had that ''one'' photon torpedo, but Crow set it off in your locker if you'll remember.
-->'''Mike:''' Well then... close hexfield. (''viewscreen shorts out'') ...There. I've broken the hexfield. Carry on, I'll be in my ready room. (''flees'')
* Crow losing his contact lens just when Natalie was undressing. Crow comes back too late, and Tom mercilessly taunts him.
-->'''Crow:''' Aw, hell. ''[[FanDisservice A ROBE?!]]'' What the hell?!
-->'''Tom:''' I saw it! I saw ''everything''!
-->'''Crow:''' Shut up, Servo!
* And during that bit:
-->'''Crow:''' Did you say she's turning around?
-->'''Tom:''' No, I said, "She's spurning a clown!"
-->'''Crow:''' Well, I like that, too!
* "EEEWW! ''That'' took my soul, right there!"
* The return of [[spoiler: Joel and TV's Frank]] gives us this:
-->[[spoiler:'''TV's Frank''']]: I know! Let's play ring toss with your soul!
* This bit, where they make fun of Joe Estevez's voice:
--> '''The Man''': So that's your decision, then?\\
'''Mike''': So shat's your deshishen, shen?
* After a car crash in the movie;
-->'''Crow''': I hope we were thrown violently out of the movie.
* And then:
-->'''Zack:''' "We musta hit a tree or something..."
-->'''Crow:''' "''Something'', I dunno, it coulda been a cucumber."
* The fact that the lead actress was also the screenwriter leads to this brilliant line as she and her boyfriend are trying to figure what's going on:
-->'''Mike:''' "Hey, look, you wrote this crap!"
* Servo sums up the film's weird theology:
-->'''Zack:''' "God help me!"
-->'''Servo:''' "There is no God; there is just Dude."

[[AC:1002: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E02TheGirlInGoldBoots The Girl in Gold Boots]] ]]
* The host segment where Mike spoofs Critter's wimpy singing and guitar playing while Crow is in the dreamy image above trying to tell him about a fire on the SOL. And the best part? ''[[ButtMonkey Mike]]'' is a far better singer than Critter is.
* Joanie shrieks for everyone to '''''"[[GetOut GET OUT!!]]"''''' and Crow quickly tries to leave the theater in response.

[[AC:1003: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E03MerlinsShopOfMysticalWonders Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders]] ]]
* "Remember to beliiiiieeeeve in magic...or ''I'll kill you.''"
* "[[Literature/LordOfTheRings Ride, Shadowfax, ride!]]" when Merlin disappears when someone he was talking to turns around to look at him again.
* When the film suddenly cuts to the animated short ''WesternAnimation/BalloonLand'' with the short's villain laughing maniacally, Servo casually states "Okay. Now we're in hell. It finally happened."
* When one of the characters, who had previously made a big deal about how he can destroy stores with his reviews, is trying to find a spirit he summoned, Mike chimes in with "Come out or I'll review you!"
* During the scene where the cat becomes a monster, attacks its owner, and is burned alive by his fire breath, Crow pretends to be Ernest Borgnine's character graphically describing the whole scene to his grandson, while Servo pretends to be the traumatized grandson begging for him to stop.
-->'''Crow!Borgnine:''' "The the cat leapt upon his throat, and began tearing out bloody strips of sinew and flesh!"
-->'''Servo!Grandson:''' *crying* "''Grandpa Borgni-hiiine!''"
-->'''Crow!Borgnine:''' "Get out from behind that cushion, Billy, it gets worse!"
* Pretty much anytime they mock the movie's half-assed framing device of Grandpa Borgnine telling the stories, really. Particularly during one lengthy scene where nothing much is happening:
-->'''Servo:''' "Grandpa Borgnine's kid must be getting really bored right now."
-->'''Mike!Borgnine:''' "...Then he puttered around the kitchen for a while, and got himself a cold drink."
* As detailed in the Nightmare Fuel page, one of the skits between shorts focuses on the guys speculating exactly what the hell this grandpa regards as proper material for bedtime stories. A series of 'Ernest Borgnine Approved' books for the tots are examined, and all have cutesy titles followed by stories full of atrocities and bloodletting. Then there's MoodWhiplash of the hilarious kind: the last offering, despite the less than promising title "Dr. Blood's Orgy of Gore," turns out to be suitable (if rather saccharine).
--> '''Mike''' ''(pleased but baffled):'' Huh. Seems to be OK... it's about some mice...\\
'''Tom''' ''(revolted):'' Oh, and then they get their eyeballs squeezed out or something?!\\
'''Mike:''' No... ''(flips some pages)'' They get new mittens, and, uh, live happily ever after.\\
'''Crow and Tom:''' Huh.

[[AC:1004: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E04FutureWar Future War]] ]]
* Crow's riff of "All. His. Pants. Are low-riders."
-->"This place is a maze!"
-->'''Crow:''' We call it a corn.
* "[[SuperWindowJump It's]] [[BadassPreacher Super Pope!]]"
* "Yo. Let's pick wildflowers."
* During the final battle scene: "I open my mouth at you!"
* After the title "Special appearance by Mel Novak" appears: "It'd be more special if we knew who the hell he was!"
* All the jokes about the guy wearing the beret being in the French Revolution, especially "Vive le resistance!" and humming the French national anthem.
* As the camera pans up a character... "Ladies and gentlemen, ''FRED BURROWS''."
* Crow: "OK, my theory is that the director shot the entire movie without looking at it."
* "He was trained by Creator/BruceLee... [[BaitAndSwitchComment bowitz]]."
* As one of the dinosaurs dies:
--> '''Servo:''' "I came to warn you...an asteroid!"

[[AC:1008: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E08FinalJustice Final Justice]] ]]
* Crow's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuZAvEAZs-o thoughts on Maltese men]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAyWoKLKLBQ Mike trips. Again.]] [[{{GroundhogDayLoop}} And again.]] [[{{OverlyLongGag}} And again.]]
** The final time, they mean the ''other'' definition of tripping.
--->'''Servo:''' Oop. Mike's tripping.
--->'''Crow:''' I'll say.
* Crow and Servo meet beloved Maltese mascot Goosio, but falsely believe it's really Mike playing a prank on them. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRj7sYzUkrU It doesn't end well for him.]]
* "His arteries are just looking at each other, shaking their heads."
* Mike and the Bots have a lot of fun with the way some profanities are just blanked out in the audio:
-->'''Palermo''': You son of a-!
-->'''Servo''': Something!
-->'''Geronimo''': [...] Now get off your knees, you son of a-!
-->'''Mike''': Same thing you said!

[[AC:1009: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E09Hamlet Hamlet]] ]]
* "Cut his throat in a church!"
* Servo: "I guess there's no chance there'll be a jet-ski chase in this movie, is there?"
* Mike and the Bots' frustration during the scene where Hamlet speaks to the ghost of his father, which for some reason is filmed almost entirely against Hamlet's face with the sound of the ghost speaking in the background:
-->'''Mike''': "Camera 2! Cut to camera 2!"
-->'''Servo''': "The ghost! ''The ghost!'' '''''Cut to the ghost!'''''"
* During Hamlet's final confrontation with Claudius:
-->'''Mike:''' "And now the kind peels off his skin and becomes a ''dinosaur from Mars!''"
* As members of the acting troupe come tumbling in:
-->'''Tom''': What's worse than clowns? ''Danish clowns.''

[[AC:1010: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E10ItLivesByNight It Lives By Night]] ]]
* The rough cut[[note]]the unedited theater footage[[/note]], where between filming we get to hear Mike, Kevin, and Bill discussing ''Film/ACaseOfSpringFever'' and coming up with [[UnfortunateNames ever more filthy names for Coily]] like Fecey, BMey, Stooly, Peanut-Studded Loggy, and of course Shitty.
** "[[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] squeak". Followed by Kevin chewing Bill out for ruining a perfectly good take, and Bill melodramatically declaring "Cut it if you must, I had to!"

[[AC:1011: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E11HorrorsOfSpiderIsland Horrors of Spider Island]] ]]
* [[RunningGag "The HORRORS of Spider Island!"]]
* The sketch where Mike and the Bots demonstrate that a plane crash ''can'' turn you into a languid, oversexed DamselInDistress, even if you're a guy.
* Bobo finding a bunch of "balloons" in a vending machine at a gas station's men's bathroom. While Pearl goes to give Bobo TheTalk, Observer takes a few for himself, saying [[HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday "My many lady friends will appreciate my caution."]]

[[AC:1012: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E12Squirm Squirm]] ]]
* In-movie a tree crashes through a Southern home at dinnertime:
-->'''Crow:''' Save the chicken-fried collard greens!
* This memorable line from ''Film/ACaseOfSpringFever'':
-->(during Gilbert's long rant) '''Crow:''' Look, God has a spring.
** Just before that:
-->'''Gilbert:''' There are springs in mousetraps, guns...
-->'''Servo:''' ''Guns'', huh?
** When Gilbert makes his fateful wish:
-->'''Coily:''' All right, mister! I'll see to it that you get that wish!
-->'''Crow:''' In ''Hell''!
** When Gilbert tries to dial on the phone, but can't, because...
-->'''Coily:''' No springs!
-->'''Crow:''' Oh, and no redemption, by the way.
** This moment...
-->'''Servo''': ''(as Gilbert)'' I'll show Coily! I'm gonna digitize everything!
** The riffers repeatedly referring to Coily as a demonic being of some sort.
-->'''Crow''': Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us...?
** After Gilbert's wish is taken back, he sees the couch again full of springs:
-->'''Crow''': ''(as [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife George Bailey]])'' Merry Christmas, you wonderful old couch!
* The host segment that starts out with Mike trying an experiment on a worm. He ends up frying it, then pulls out a bowl filled with a bunch of other fried worms.
-->'''Mike''': He died like all the others!

[[AC:1013: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S10E13Diabolik Diabolik]] ]]
* The first shot of Diabolik:
-->'''Mike:''' Starring this Muslim woman!
* This:
-->'''Doctor:''' Take her to the Infrared Room.\\
'''Bots:''' Infrared what?\\
[cut to shot of half-naked woman]\\
'''Crow:''' ...Mike, I ''beg'' you to get us an Infrared Room '''''RIGHT NOW.'''''
* Also:
-->'''Mike:''' ''EXTREEEEEME'' Organized Crime!!
* Also:
-->'''Prime Minister:'''...the socially sick elements of our society.\\
'''Servo: '''Yeah, look who's talking!"
* As the ''Satellite of Love'' is going down, Mike radios Pearl for help. But she, Observer, and Bobo are already moving out of their castle, and she is clearly washing her hands of Mike and the bots.
-->'''Pearl:''' Look, Nelson. Move on. I am. (''pulls plug'')
* There was also a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9oED6w1IAc rough cut]] of the episode in which--unbeknownst to the show's three stars--the show's producers edited in several clips from previously shown movies, including: "''[[Film/TheUndead STAAAAY!!!]]''," "''[[Film/{{Werewolf}} Wurrwulf?]]''," "''[[Film/OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank Mom... 'm I nuts?]]''," "''[[Film/TheFinalSacrifice Rowsdower]]''," and "''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S07E02TheBruteMan Creeper, creeper, creeper... you give me the creeps!]]''"

[[folder:Season 11]]
[[AC:1101: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E01Reptilicus Reptilicus]] ]]
* Jonah hitting the small cargo release button... with a giant hammer.
* Svend giving an annoyed contradiction to every single step of the plan the general lays out.
* The "Every Country Has A Monster" song.
** It seems they've run out of monsters when they end a verse with [[Music/BarenakedLadies "Chickity-China, the Chinese Chicken!"]] only to twist that into a reference to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-headed_Bird Jiufeng]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peng_(mythology) Peng]].
* "As an American, I've photographed wheelbarrows of skin all over the world!"
* As the creature thaws, the scene cuts to the open containment door, the temperature gauge, the sleeping scientist, and the clock. In time with the cuts:
-->'''Servo:''' The door is ajar.
-->'''Crow:''' The temperature is negative five degrees!
-->'''Jonah:''' He's well-groomed for a man who lives alone.
-->'''Servo:''' The time is 5:06 AM.
-->'''Crow:''' The temperature is ''ten'' degrees!
-->'''Servo:''' The door is ajar.
-->'''Jonah:''' He's well-groomed for a man who lives alone.
-->'''Servo:''' The time is 8:06 AM.
-->'''Crow:''' '''''[[RuleOfThree The temperature is twenty degrees!!]]'''''
* Moon 13 has a ''band''.
* The extended riff on Carvel ice cream, mostly because ONLY ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' (being made up of Midwesterners) would make that joke.
* "[[RunningGag ♫Xana]][[{{Film/Xanadu}} duuuuuuuuuuu♫!]]"
* "The cow [[{{Retirony}} had a month to go before retirement, too]]."
* During one host segment, Crow [[MythologyGag makes extra Servo bodies]] by using a 3D printer, though one of them malfunctioned and [[GenderFlip turned into a female Servo]]. Crow manages to make them stop by engaging [[{{Pun}} Sheep Mode]]. Even funnier, the one that remains confesses he's not the original Servo, and Jonah just shrugs it off.
* Crossing over with SugarWiki/AwesomeMoment, Gypsy ''finally'' gets to make a riff for the first time since ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E12HerculesAndTheCaptiveWomen Hercules and the Captive Women]]''.
** Furthering both the funny and awesome, her line "Now you're Mr. Filing Cabinet" has been cited by numerous people as the first time they laughed out loud while watching the new episodes, and [[WinTheCrowd felt assured the show really would be as good as it was before]].
* While two police officers are playing Chess:
-->'''Crow:''' Bingo! Yahtzee! King me! I don't really know how to play [[ComicallyMissingThePoint backgammon]].
* "Good thing we kept all this stuff from the Nazi occupation!"

[[AC:1102: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E02CryWilderness Cry Wilderness]] ]]
* Shouting "BANG!" ''every single time'' Paul startles someone with a gun.
* The montage of animals who all have some lesson for Paul.
-->"Does a bear go in the woods? Well, just keep watching."
* "I'm gonna shoot that stupid moon! I'm tired of it being brighter than I am."
* "It's a ritual for them to play a public domain animal sound effect record every day at sunset."
* "Have you met my girlfriend? She appears when I make racist comments!"
* "It took [[spoiler:seeing a man die]] for Paul to learn to obey."
* The dig at all the MisplacedWildlife.
--> '''Crow:''' (as the eagle sitting next to Red Hawk) I'm not his friend. I'm not indigenous to the area. Call the police.
* Jonah rapping "It's Tricky" when the boy appears wearing an oversized shirt and a medallion.

[[AC:1103: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E03TheTimeTravelers The Time Travelers]] ]]
* The guys seize every opportunity to make Danny the ButtMonkey who everyone hates and treats like an annoying idiot.
* At one point, the female lead is in a strange spa of sorts. Jonah completely fails in reining in Crow and Tom.

[[AC:1104: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E04Avalanche Avalanche]] ]]
* During the party scene: "They've struck a delicate balance between debauchery and blandness."
* Crow and Tom using a pair of drones as a SceneryCensor during a scene featuring [[{{Fanservice}} bare breasts and backside]].
* Speculating on how the resort's [=TripAdvisor=] page would look after the avalanche.
* Crow getting out a window wiper and pretending to clean the ski lodge's windows.
* The FridgeLogic of sending fire trucks to help with the avalanche. "Well, maybe if they were filled with hot water..."
* An alcoholic dies in a fiery ambulance crash. "She died as she lived... completely lit-up."

[[AC:1105: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E05TheBeastOfHollowMountain The Beast of Hollow Mountain]] ]]
* Jimmy's drawn-out, passive aggressive defense when his love interest breaks up with him, including noting that he realizes the movie is more than halfway over and we still haven't gotten a hint of the monster promised by the title.
* During one host segment, the bots dress up in NightmareFuel-laden outfits, confusing and then utterly freaking out Jonah and the Mads. Back in the theater, Tom [[BlatantLies says it wasn't them]].
-->'''Kinga''': (''baffled'') Is this that ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'' show everyone keeps talking about?
* When Jimmy and co. find the abandoned house near the end of the movie.
-->'''Crow:''' So it's kind of a fixer-upper, not much curb appeal, and truth be told it's dangerously haunted.
* "But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the fa-ace!" [[note]]This is likely a callback to a {{Mondegreen}} of a previous version of the show's theme song: Mishearing "But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space" as "So they shot him in his face".[[/note]]

[[AC:1106: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E06Starcrash Starcrash]] ]]
* The Disney lawyers apparently [[DisneyOwnsThisTrope immediate response]] to Jonah's [[Film/TheForceAwakens BB-Servo]] "invention" and Tom's reaction to it.
--> '''Tom:''' (''crying'') They said they'd smash my globe!
* Crow remarking that the Count's robots seem to be made of bike chains.
* "Are we supposed to be alarmed that the horses have Crocs on their heads?"
* Servo pretending to oil Elle's hand.
* Apparently everything about the ice planet is like Delaware.
* Stella loudly wishing for Akton to fall in love with her, while Elle helplessly begs her to stop.
* [[spoiler:Jerry Seinfeld]] appears as a LargeHam meddling executive who keeps ripping Kinga's suggestions to shreds.
* "The [[Franchise/{{BIONICLE}} Bionicles]] hear and obey."
* When the Emperor declares that there is a way to stop the Count using [[{{TitleDrop}} Starcrash]], Crow giggles coyly.
* Jonah gets so fed up of Tom trying to restart a OverlyLongGag involving the starships and toy sets, he grabs Tom's dome, yanks it off and tosses it away.
* The four main characters are described as "a community theater production of ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''.

[[AC:1107: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E07TheLandThatTimeForgot The Land That Time Forgot]] ]]
* Von Schoenvorts is really ticked off at his assistant Klaus constantly repeating his orders.
* While playing submarine, the SOL is attacked by a space squid (which itself is hilarious because it's clearly a modified Servo body). Jonah and the Bots try to explain that they were just pretending to be a submarine...and the squid calmly acknowledges and leaves.
* One of the crew sticks his hand in disturbingly brown-colored oil: "That's not oil."
* The Mads' promo for the "Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ" with its increasingly ridiculous jingle.
-->"Flame-broiled, deep-fried/Crime against nature! MOON 14!"

[[AC:1108: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E08TheLovesOfHercules The Loves of Hercules]] ]]
* Hercules' horse gets offended that he's not taken into the city.
* Tom flies over to check out Hercules' chest, and gets swatted away.
* Legendary sex symbol Jayne Mansfield grabbing a mirror to see what all the fuss is about.
* Jonah and the bots' loud, prolonged vocalizing, starting in the last moments of the film and extending to the final host segment. They've even got the Mads doing it.

[[AC:1109: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E09Yongary Yongary]] ]]
* The newlyweds are interrupted by a call from work, after which the wife pushes in the phone's antenna. "That's a metaphor for our honeymoon."
* The guys making fun of the mission control who just keeps yelling "capsule!" over and over, by shouting it back at him every time ("Have you tried yelling 'capsule'? Sometimes that works.")
** The brick joke where long after the capsule stops being mentioned in the film it comes back in end credits prompting the return of CAPSULE!!!
* As the military helicopter flies over taunting Yongary, Servo decides to join in on the fun. Until he seems to get blasted away by the monster's flames.
* "So his name is Icho and he makes you itch? Glad his name isn't Poopo!" "[[SarcasmMode Thanks, Gypsy.]]"
* A particularly large-scale example of ATeamFiring prompts Crow to muse, "I guess that's why they call 'em ''miss''-iles."

[[AC:1110: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E10WizardsOfTheLostKingdom Wizards of the Lost Kingdom]] ]]
* At Kor's first appearance, hung over with his head in his hands: "The movie's sole investor."
* After meeting Kor's cyclops bride: "Man, ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' got weird."
* Jonah gets so fed up with Servo and Crow's Crypt Keeper impressions that he smacks their heads together.
* "Here's your wedding yeti!"

[[AC:1111: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E11WizardsOfTheLostKingdom2 Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 2]] ]]
* Tyor is such an annoying and off-putting "hero" that Jonah starts wishing he had the first film's heroes back. "Kid, could you please move like a normal human, just once!"
* During a shot of the scenery, Jonah plays fetch with Crow, who acts like a dog to boot.

[[AC:1112: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E12CarnivalMagic Carnival Magic]] ]]
* The guys slowly lose their minds during an interminable TheOner of people just wandering around. "Alejandro Inarritu would have called cut by now!"
* [[spoiler:Mark Hamill]] as a con man who gets people to think there's an amazing circus act going on in the darkness of his tents.
* When the closing credits promise a sequel, Crow and Tom spin a yarn of how the studio created a whole shared universe of carnival movies, which eventually went off the rails with pointless prequels. Jonah buys every bit of it, much to their surprise.
--> '''Jonah:''' Wait, are any of those even real?
--> '''Crow:''' I don't even think Carnival Magic was real and we ''just'' watched it.
* After Markov finishes explaining his tragic backstory detailing the loss of his wife, one of the bots' states "And they never found the talking monkey who did it."
* Markov gets a man to bend a steel pipe by first admitting that he cannot bend it then hypnotizing him into believing he is actually someone else, named Gus, who ''can'' bend the pipe. Later, as Alex is supposedly dead, Jonah seemingly brings him back to life by telling him that he is Alex and Alex is dead, but he is also Gus, and Gus is alive.

[[AC:1113: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E13TheChristmasThatAlmostWasnt The Christmas That Almost Wasn't]] ]]
* Charlie walks down the street with a tree slung over his shoulder and whistling: [[Series/TheWire "Omar comin'!"]]
* The weird odds and ends the kids give Santa. "Here's my grandma's ashes."
* "[[CallBack Can't we just get]] [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Get Beyond Thunderdome]]"

[[AC:1114: [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E14AtTheEarthsCore At the Earth's Core]] ]]
* During a tense scene of David trying to sneak past the sleeping Mahars: "BE QUIET OR YOU'LL WAKE THEM UP!"

* One outtake was supposed to have Joel have a simple word while eating waffles. And [[https://youtu.be/M013NSukf1w?t=5m30s he blows it]], apparently for no better reason than because he can.
-->''* Joel enters the scene eating a plate of waffles, pauses for a moment and then... *''\\
'''Joel''': Pancakes! -- ''[[OhCrap oh]]'', I blew it, I'm sorry.\\
''[General laughter]''\\
'''Kevin Murphy''': You nut! Get outta town!\\
'''Joel''': I'm sorry!\\
'''Jim Mallon''': Blah blah blah...\\
'''Joel''': (giggles)
** In an outtake of an earlier segment of the same episode, Joel is extolling the virtues of waffles, only for his words to turn into foreign sounding gibberish, with Servo joining in.
-->'''Crow''': For our friends in foreign lands.
-->'''Joel''': Fine and suitable side dish.
* This outtake from the ''Little Golden Statue Preview Special'':
-->'''Servo''': (''Interrupting Crow'') Cray--...Uh, "Cray"? ...Crow.\\
'''Crow''': ...Well, thank you for the compliment, but I'm hardly a ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cray_Computer Cray]]''... (''Chuckles'') More of a [=PC=]...\\
'''Servo''': Shut up.
* The outtakes for "Hercules Against The Moon Men":
** During the Super Freak Out bit, Gypsy knocks over the prop box used for the Super Freak Out kit. It results in revealing that the box is actually for a toy spider that's part of the [[Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse He-Man]] toy line, with Joel and 'Bots reacting in terror to the spider.
** Crow's line during one of the host segments is "Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." During one take, Trace instead says "Joel, I hate movies where the women wear shorter skirts than..." and as he trails off, Tom has this to say:
-->'''Servo''': I ''love'' movies like that!
** During the Pants Song, Joel flubs his line and says "Shit", which results in Joel, Trace and Kevin [[ClusterFBomb singing about shit instead of pants.]]
** And ''before'' the Pants Song, Tom falls off the table, leaving Crow singing shyly alone while Joel helps him up.
-->'''Kevin/Servo''': This is a bugaboo, this one!
-->'''Trace/Crow''': Pants.....Pants......Sing the praises of Pants.
-->'''Kevin/Servo''': (while Crow is singing) Sorry! He's okay! He's ''alright!''
* In the outtakes for "The Brain That Wouldn't Die", Mike attempts to tell a story from his childhood and flubs it up, prompting Trace to have Crow say "Get to the part where you ''pee''!"
* One of the outtakes has Crow speaking a line and suddenly ''burping''. Servo, without missing a beat, makes a quick remark on it:
-->'''Servo''': "Whoa! [[GratuitousSpanish El Belcherino!]]"
-->'''Joel''': Speecy spicy, take 22.
* Pretty much any of the ''many'' outtakes where the 'bots fall apart (they usually stay in character and freak out), but especially one memorable incident where Crow's eyes came loose and rolled around so that the pupils were hidden:
-->'''Crow:''' "I'M BLIND!"
** On another occasion, Crow's net falls off. Crow just looks at it and gives a completely deadpan ''"What the fuck?"''
-->'''Servo''': Please, web wrangler, web wrangler.
** On some other occasion, Servo's "head" falls off. Crow comically overreacts:
-->'''Crow''': "OH MY GOD-- OH THE HORROR!! OH HO, SERVO!"
** On more than one occasion Servo's puppet falls from its support. During one Crow reacts by innocently humming a song pretending everything is alright, and on another he asks, barely holding his laughter, "Servo, speak to me."
** And on another, Crow is ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M013NSukf1w&feature=youtu.be&t=26m30s set on fire]]'', he laughs, screams and then, nonchalantly, states "I'll be in my trailer". All of that staying in character.
** In ''yet another'' outtake, Tom, Joel, and Crow are pretending to be on the beach, when Crow (who was sitting back) happens to fall on his side.
-->'''Servo''': Crow passed out! He has sunstroke! '''Talk''' to me, boy!
-->'''Joel''': What's wrong, Crow?
-->'''Crow''': ''[flailing about]'' HELP ME! ''HELP ME!!''
[[AC:The Rest]]
* As shown in the Scrapbook video, Mike, Kevin and Trace performed an extended version of "The Greatest Frank of All" during the '94 [=ConventioCon=] -- only for Frank himself to appear in a tight black leotard and perform an interpretive scarf ballet. The audience goes absolutely wild.
* In the production copy of one episode, the 3 are standing around in the studio for a water break between movie scenes. After Kevin makes a remark that bottled water is probably less safe to drink than tap water (due to a lack of regulation on bottled water), Mike starts listing the ingredients of bottled water...only it's the ingredients of the infamous soup in ''Film/TrackOfTheMoonBeast'', said in that same monotone. Kevin is trying so hard not to crack up that all he can let out between the snickers is a quick "Look..that..just..fuck you" before completely breaking down.
* The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide has quite a few funny observations from the writers:
** ''Teen-Age Crime Wave'':
--> '''Paul Chaplin''': The farm family in ''Teen-Age Crime Wave'' is a little weird. We learn that Ma and Pa were married in 1910, but Ben, their only child, wasn't born until 1927. They seem like a reserved couple, but come on! All I can figure is they were Yankee fans, and their favorite team's stupendous performance that year (the '27 Yankees are considered the best ever) sent them howling into their one and only frenzy of desire... hold on. Assuming their passion peaked during the World Series, Ben wouldn't have been born until mid-1928. So it must have been something else.
** In the Q&A section, one person asked, "What are each of the stars' favorite movies or books?" The response was, "Their favorite movie is ''Film/ItsPat''. Their favorite book is ''The Making of It's Pat''."
** Paul Chaplin mentions in one of the episode recaps that he's been to Istanbul, and says he'll probably bring it up again before the book's over. Sure enough, he says "I've been to Istanbul" in unrelated contexts a few more times throughout the book.
** In the summary for ''Hercules Against the Moonmen'':
--> [[HandWave "Eventually, Hercules beats up enough people that everything turns out okay."]]
** In the summary for ''Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'', Paul Chaplin [[DisproportionateRetribution wishes death]] on Milton [=DeLugg=] for the film's score and title song ("Hooray for Santa Claus!").
** In the obscure references section, a reference to a ''Series/StarTrek'' episode is extrapolated by Trace Beaulieu. After Trace's explanation, the author says, [[DrivenToSuicide "I have to go kill myself now. Bye bye."]]
** One of the obscure references is of [[https://www.thehouseontherock.com/ The House on the Rock]], and the book mentions the nearby [[https://www.donqinn.net/ Don Q Inn]]. It appears to be a plug, but they add: "Bring your own sheets."
** When discussing ''Invasion U.S.A.'':
--> '''Paul''': This movie asserts that captains of industry should be ready whenever asked to turn their businesses over to the Department of Defense even in peacetime. In fact, several military men once visited Best Brains and demanded we drop ''MST'' and produce tanks for them. In the spirit of compromise we agreed to make one tank. (We need to get going on that.)
** One Q&A asked "What is time code?" The answer: "Time code is a SMPTE standard, um, language that you put... and it helps you know what hour and minute and second you are on the tape... when you edit, um, and you want to sync...\\
Time code is an elfin ghost who lives inside your skull."

[[AC:The Kickstarter]]
* [[https://youtu.be/cpgZAO9pDnY The introduction of the new Servo and Crow... as well as the new Mad]].
-->'''Joel:''' I should have never sold the show rights to a fictional character.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FsXqidZgG4 Crow and Tom auditioned for]] ''Film/TheForceAwakens''. Thinking they were going to get other roles other than BB-8.

[[AC:Netflix Promo Shorts]]
* Tom and Crow's increasingly deadly show pitches to the CCO of Netflix.
--> '''Crow:''' The sun. People die there everyday. We want to get a team of journalist and a documentary crew and send them to the sun to find out why people keep dying there.
* Crow and Tom's absolute glee at their (mistaken) belief they actually managed to pitch a show.
* Crow and Tom riffing on other Netflix originals. But especially ''Series/TheOA''
--> '''Crow:''' Are we watching someone's SnapChat?
--> '''Tom Servo:''' (watching a woman jumping off a bridge) Don't OA! Don't OA! OA!!!! Up and Up and OA!!!! (That's what she said before she jumped).
* Crow and Tom's reaction to the Netflix mailroom guy telling them "fan mail" is mostly on the internet.
--> '''Tom Servo:''' The Whatey-net?
--> '''Crow:''' Al Gore's folly?
* Crow and Tom reading YouTube comments, with both the positive and negative comments being profanity laden. And then being baffled by a smiley face, panicking over if it's a coded glitch in ''Film/TheMatrix''.
* Crow going mad with fame after having make up applied to him.
--> '''Crow:''' I'm a Star. I'm a Star. I'm Star!
->*credits end* [[TheStinger Idiot Control Now! Hideous control now! Ninny on the road now! Minnie in control, wheels on fire, burnin' rubber tires...]][[note]]It stinks![[/note]]