Funny / My Life Is A Goddamn Mess

• Minato's initial description of Shadows.
  "I would've called them Creepy Hand Rape Things, but I guess that doesn't have as much of a ring to it."
• When Junpei joins the party...
  Junpei: Tartarus...? What's that? ...Sounds like toothpaste.
  Minato: Something tells me Junpei isn't going to be the brains of our lively little band.
• Minato's reaction to Yukari’s Persona.
  "You know, if your Persona is supposed to be a reflection of your true self, and Yukari's Persona is a woman chained to a giant cow skull...I guess she's pretty fucked up."
• "Speaking of Junpei, I had wanted to go to Tartarus that night, but he had diarrhea. I figured that wouldn't be very helpful for fighting off horrible creatures from beyond time and space, so we stayed home that night."
  • "I decided to go back to bed, because I had picked up whatever Junpei had gotten sick with earlier. It wasn't pretty, so I'll avoid going in detail."
• When Minato starts the Moon Social Link, he grumbles that "I've successfully become more charming than a sandwich. I'm very proud of myself."
• Upon creating Legion:
  Minato: And Legion is probably a...what the fuck is Legion anyway, and why was it hiding inside my brain?
  >Legion learned Sexy Dance!
  Minato: ...y'know what, I'm just gonna wrap this entry up here. The full moon's coming soon, and the last thing I need is mental trauma.
• Minato’s reaction to the fact that Maya is his teacher, who has a crush on him is priceless.
• During Operation Babe Hunt:
  Minato: Paper has never failed me!
  >You lost...
  Minato: Oh fuck you paper.
• "Or, hell, I'm sure they sell Dis-Drunk over at the pharmacy. It's probably next to Dis-Child, that birth control medication."