Spoilers off.
- Due to the surprise of her feelings, Brandon Stark is reduced to baffled shouting when Lyanna says she wants to marry Rhaegar.
- Elia remarking to Lyanna that if she had things her way, Ellaria would walk around The Red Keep naked.
- Tyrion finally gets to tell his rendition of the Honeycomb and a Jackass joke that we never get to hear finished. The punchline is that they were gifts, but his being a dwarf was the last one.
- Tyrion giving a sarcastic comment about being good company while both his older siblings are lamenting their love lives.
- Lyanna getting a bit of a shock when it's the child Arianne Martell who first starts leaning on her to indulge in lesbian time with Aunt Elia.
- Tywin feels himself in full control of his discussions with Melisandre about getting involved in the rebellion. But in order to finally get him to see truth, Mel catches him off guard with a simple yet disarming question: "do you have a hearth?"
- On seeing her Kepa again, Rhaenys squeals in delight seeing that he hatched a dragon for her. However, showing that children are never satisfied with one pet...Rhaenys: Direwolf next!
- Ellaria complains that after staying with Oberyn as a paramour, she returned to the Red Keep with Tyene. So instead of orgies, she's breastfeeding.
- Tyrion's disappointment that Sandor told him the dragon wasn't bigger when he saw it.
- At first, there's a tense situation on Rhaegar finding out about Jamie getting intimate with his muna, but then it's broken by Rhaella slapping Rhaegar and telling him to get a grip.Rhaegar: But muna...Rhaella: Don't "But muna" me!
- Tyrion visiting Cersei while she's waiting for ned puts her in a bad mood. But given how they met, Ned isn't too surprised by the greeting.Cersei: What is it you little monster??! Come to torment me again??? (sees it's Eddard)Ned: Well...Much like our first meeting this is.
- Dany, annoyed at her nephew Aegon, throws her cookie at him in annoyance.Aegon: I'm keeping this.Dany: NO! MY COOKIE!
- Once the kids are found out about setting Dany and Baelon on fire to try to hatch dragon eggs, Asha tries to deflect her role in it all, only for Theon to shout that if they go down, she's coming with them.
