- When Eric brings Mr. Magorium some stuff to make him feel more at home. The doctors pull out a hose with a nozzle, a wooden plank, and a euphonium.
- When Mr. Magorium tries to play fetch with 'Mortimer', and it doesn't work.
Mr. Magorium: ...Stupid zebra.
- The fiasco in the "Ball Room" qualifies.
- Dustin Hoffman originated Mr. Magorium's hairdo and voice. According to him, when he first tried the voice out on some of the producers, "they freaked."