History Funny / MassEffectTheEquestrianEquation

-->'''Sterling Silver:'''The Galactic Bank: A History of the Volus (Documentary), Feren Gi’s 286 Rules of Obtainment (Digital), Building Credit: The Markets of Thriving Colonies (Online Seminar), [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers The Sentinel: Palaven Valor vs. The Cosmic Terror (Turian Graphic Novel), The Justicar Chronicles (Asari Graphic Novel), Best of the Silver Age (Earth Graphic Novel Collection)]], *extranet search for "how to restrict [[ClosetGeek child]] from credit account"*

*** [[CovertPervert Keep in mind what Azure is asari slang for.]]

*** That the Shadow Broker, the biggest KnowledgeBroker in the galaxy, seemingly missed that detail.

-->'''Sterling Silver:'''The Galactic Bank: A History of the Volus (Documentary), Feren Gi’s 286 Rules of Obtainment (Digital), Building Credit: The Markets of Thriving Colonies (Online Seminar), [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers The Sentinel: Palaven Valor vs. The Cosmic Terror (Turian Graphic Novel), The Justicar Chronicles (Asari Graphic Novel), Best of the Silver Age (Earth Graphic Novel Collection)]], *extranet search for "how to restrict [[ClosetGeek child]] from credit account"*

** And then Twilight Sparkle lets them paint a cutie mark on 42!

* "Shepard was no astrophysicist, but he was well aware that any term involving [[EarthShatteringKaboom a star and the word "nova"]] somewhere in it [[ThisIsGonnaSuck was a]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck very]]'' [[[[ThisIsGonnaSuck bad thing]]."

* That [[FridgeLogic moment when you realize]] that Shepard is being attacked by the Orbital Friendship Cannon.

* That [[FridgeHumor moment when you realize]] that Shepard is being attacked by the Orbital Friendship Cannon.

!!The Equestrian Equation

* Twilight gets her first call from Pinkie on the Omni-Hoof, and immediately discovers that Pinkie left it on maximum volume after the initial testing.

* The "New Equestrian Crusaders" (comprised of the former CMC and Silver Spoon) painting cutie marks on a distressed Changeling drone.
** And then Twilight Sparkle lets them paint cutie marks on 42!
* Rarity pushing through her desire to get funds to start up her own fashion business by spelling out, in a live broadcast over the extranet, that non-Equestrians don't have their [[NoNudityTaboo species' culturally indoctrinated indifference to being "furclad"]] and so the Equestrians are unintentionally flashing themselves every time they move their tail. This results in half of New Ponyville waddling around with their tails tucked between their legs as a result.

!!The EquestrianEffect

* Mordin Solus going into an exposition regarding the evolution of the Equestrian species from the original Equine stock during there time in suspended animation, explain the development of numerous traits in the ponies,such as the improved flexibility of their forelegs and smaller size as well as the developments of the three distinct types based on differing biotic capabilities. True to form, the exposition eventually leads to him [[RunningGag discussing Equestrian reproductive biology in an embarrassingly detailed matter]] in front of an embarrassed Rarity.

* Mordin Solus going into an exposition regarding the evolution of the Equestrian species from the original Equine stock during there time in suspended animation, explain the development of numerous traits in the ponies,such as the improved flexibility of their forelegs and smaller size as well as the developments of the three distinct types based on differing biotic capabilities. True to form, the exposition eventually leads to him [[RunningGag discussing Equestrian reproductive biology in an embarrassingly detailed matter]] in front of an embarrassed Rarity.

* Mordin Solus going into an exposition regarding the evolution of the Equestrian species from the original Equine stock during there time in suspended animation, explain the development of numerous traits in the ponies,such as the improved flexibility of their forelegs and smaller size as well as the developments of the three distinct types based on differing biotic capabilities. True to form, the exposition eventually leads to him [[RunningGag discussing Equestrian reproductive biology in an embarrassingly detailed matter]] in from of an embarrassed Rarity.

* Mordin Solus going into an exposition regarding the evolution of the Equestrian species from the original Equine stock during there time in suspended animation, explain the development of numerous traits in the ponies,such as the improved flexibility of their forelegs and smaller size as well as the developments of the three distinct types based on differing biotic capabilities. True to form, the exposition eventually leads to him [[RunningGag:discussing Equestrian reproductive biology in an embarrassingly detailed matter]] in from of an embarrassed Rarity.

* The "New Equestrian Crusaders" (comprised of the former CMC and Silver Spoon) painting cutie marks on a distressed Changeling drone.

-->'''Twilight:''' Pinkie… I can’t hear a word you are saying. Give me a minute to recover my eardrums. I think they flew somewhere over by the kitchen.

* Pinkie Pie breaks out of an asylum by distracting the guards with her rendition of [[TheMask Cuban Pete.]]

* Twilight gets her first call from Pinkie on the Omni-Hoof, and immediately discovers that Pinkie left it on maximum volume after the initial testing.

* Pinkie Pie discovers coffee. That is all that needs to be said.

* 42 asking Twilight if she is familiar with the concept of karma and revealing that the turian councilor has well over a thousand unpaid parking tickets.