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* The whole premise of the episode (which [[DaydreamSurprise turns out to all be in T.D.'s head]]) is that T.D. [[TimeTravelEpisode brought a dinosaur named Susan]] to battle a [[AnimateInanimateObject sentient bulldozer]] named Old Smokely to see [[HypotheticalFightDebate who would win]].

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* The whole premise of the episode (which [[DaydreamSurprise turns out to all be in T.D.'s head]]) is that T.D. [[TimeTravelEpisode brought a dinosaur named Susan]] to battle a [[AnimateInanimateObject [[SentientVehicle sentient bulldozer]] named Old Smokely to see [[HypotheticalFightDebate who would win]].
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* The whole premise of the episode is that some pickle mascots are MistakenForAliens due to the kids [[KidsShouldntWatchHorrorMovies watching a horror movie about pickle-shaped aliens]].

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* The whole premise of the episode is that some pickle mascots are MistakenForAliens due to the kids [[KidsShouldntWatchHorrorMovies [[KidsShouldntWatchHorrorFilms watching a horror movie about pickle-shaped aliens]].

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* Martha mishearing "knack" as "snack" and "nap".

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* Martha [[MondegreenGag mishearing "knack" as "snack" and "nap"."nap"]].



* This line from the scientist guy:
-->'''Scientist''': "Alice Boxwood is what's known in scientific terms as a ginormous klutz!"
* Alice's various [[BirthdayPartyGoesWrong botched birthday parties]]: at two she faceplanted into her cake, at eight she spilled ice cream, causing a waiter to trip and spill ice cream on everyone, and at nine, she broke a whole miniature golf course.
* Martha dresses up as a ''pet door'' for the costume party.



* At the beginning, Martha [[MistakenForThief thinks two men are robbers]] because they used the expression "taking candy from a baby".
* When Helen and T.D. think that the two men are planning to rob a jeweller's shop, he suggests swapping the maps over to make them dig into the pool, so they'll be washed down the street.



* The subversion of CatUpATree: Martha sees a cat in a tree, tries to save it, only for it to climb down by itself, leading ''Martha'' to need saving.



* Martha keeps asking "Who's Big Minnie!?".

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* Martha keeps asking asking, "Who's Big Minnie!?".Minnie!?".



* Martha singing, "99 Slabs of Beef" (a parody of "99 Bottles of Beer").
* The chickens tricking Martha into sitting on their eggs because [[JokeOfTheButt her bottom is bigger than theirs]].
* Martha running on an out-of-control tractor.
* When C.K. tells Martha to wake up, it [[CrashingDreams enters her dream as a stack of pancakes talking]]. Also, during said dream, she sings this to the tune of the [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Lumberjack Song]]:
-->'''Martha''': "I'm a farm dog, I work all day. I rise in the morning and I pull the hay. There's a lot to do, but that's okay, 'cause I'm a farm dog and I like it that way!"
* T.D. trying to get the fish to bite by ''begging''.



* T.D. [[ContrivedCoincidence just guessing that Martha was living in a high-rise apartment]].


















* The whole premise of the episode is that some pickle mascots are MistakenForAliens due to the kids [[KidsShouldntWatchHorrorMovies watching a horror movie about pickle-shaped aliens]].
* When T.D. says, "Martha, water!" (meaning that's the pickle aliens' WeaksauceWeakness), she replies that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint she's not thirsty]].
* [[OminousPipeOrgan Pipe organ music]] playing as Granny Flo is explaining her advertising plan... [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn and then she tells the old woman to stop playing it]].



* When Helen suggests that [[GreenEyedMonster Martha is jealous of Francois]], she denies it because jealousy means wanting something someone else has, and she doesn't want Francois's sailor suit.



* Martha wins a competition and has to stay at the hotel with the rest of the Lorraines except Skits. Trouble is, pets aren't allowed, so Martha is dressed up in a wheelchair as Helen's grandma. This leads to three funny moments. The first is when an old man refers to himself as an "old sea-dog" and Martha says "really? What breed?". The second is when Martha is seen sleeping next to her wheelchair, dress, hat, and boots and also near her are some bones because she'd eaten some meat. The janitor thinks a mad dog has eaten Martha. And later, when everyone is in the lobby, hiding from the alleged "mad" dog Martha, she says something and a little boy says "Hey, cool, the mad dog talks!".

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* Martha wins a competition and has to stay at the hotel with the rest of the Lorraines except Skits. Trouble is, [[NoAnimalsAllowed pets aren't allowed, allowed]], so Martha is dressed up in a wheelchair as Helen's grandma. This leads to three funny moments. The first is when an old man refers to himself as an "old sea-dog" salty dog" and Martha says "really? What breed?". The second is when Martha is seen sleeping next to her wheelchair, dress, hat, and boots and also near her are some bones because she'd eaten some meat. The janitor [[MistakenForMurderer thinks a mad dog has eaten Martha. Martha]]. And later, when everyone is in the lobby, hiding from the [[MistakenForInsane alleged "mad" dog dog]] Martha, she says something and a little boy says "Hey, cool, the mad dog talks!".talks!".
* Boomer, the old man, refusing to buy new glasses after his old ones are eaten by a fish. [[BrickJoke At the end, he finds them in a fish served for dinner]].






* Weaselgraft pretends to be a Polish [[DisguisedInDrag woman]] who used to own Martha, but she got stolen by a hawk. He initially tried to claim it was a crocodile, only to change it to a hawk when Helen says, "A crocodile? In Europe?". Also, when asked for a photo as evidence, he whips out a (bad) drawing, claiming to be too poor to afford a "[[BuffySpeak picture machine]]".



* Martha wonders if it counts as an insult calling a ''bird'' a birdbrain.
* Martha teaching Polly to say, "Polly wants a steak" and "You must have fleas".






* The characters' comic ideas:
** Martha wants it to be about characters locked in the room with the air [[ArtisticLicensePhysics leaking out of a crack in the wall]], and gets angry when told that's not how air works.
** Truman makes it so that they're locked in a bank vault and the dogs try to save them... but they can't, so they're instead saved by [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue Truman in a metal suit]].
** Helen's one is about Jake accidentally gluing himself to the ceiling with peanut butter, and Nelson [[ToiletHumour has a litter box on his head]]. Martha berates Helen for giving Nelson dialogue because "[[HypocriticalHumour Cats don't speak!]]".
** T.D. has a squirrel be the one sucking up the air.



!! Truman and the Deep Blue Sea

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!! Truman * The reason Carlo is [[AbsurdPhobia afraid of flowers]]: he was given a bouquet that [[PlotAllergy made him sneeze]], causing him to spill water, which someone carrying glue slipped on, [[CoveredInGunge covering him with glue]], and then a man bumping a fan, which blew the Deep Blue Seaflowers onto him.



* The delivery guy getting [[HelpImStuck stuck in the doggie door]].
* The chimney sweeps being stuck on the roof.
* Truman trying to diagnose Helen from a medical book, and thinking she has either gout or lycanthropy.

!! Truman and the Deep Blue Sea



* When everyone's listing the things that went wrong, Martha says she's hungry [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment three times]].









* T.D. drawing Mr. Vadinchi with a duck's body.
* Mr. Stern mistaking Martha's howl for that of a wolf.



* Martha considering giving Lucille a wormy apple or a drawing done with mud for her birthday.



* At the end, Martha tells the zookeeper that animals can't leave the zoo [[FalseReassurance any more that dogs can talk]].



* The reason they got lost is because Truman was looking for an item he was too embarrassed to specify. It turns out to be his "lucky rock".

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* The reason they got lost is because Truman was looking for an item he was [[EmbarrassmentPlot too embarrassed to specify. specify]]. It turns out to be his "lucky rock".rock".



* The various joke awards for the dogs, including "Best Dog Named John" and "Best Brown Dog".



* Truman wondering if he could [[TheRunaway run away]] to the circus, rodeo, or become a hobo to get out of playing softball.






* The premise is that Martha thinks [[TheJinx she's bad luck]] after various characters around her have bad luck: T.D. gets his kite stuck, Jake [[ThePratfall falls on his behind]], Mariella's flowers wilt, Danny gets a flat tire, someone drops a sheet of glass, and it rains.
* T.D. thinking ice cream is good luck, since he was given it after getting throat surgery, [[CorrelationCausationGag and then his throat healed]].
* The RunningGag of Helen mentioning ice cream, and then an ice cream truck to arrive, causing her friends to [[MistakenForSuperpowered think she has powers]].



* Skits [[ToiletDrinkingDogGag drinking from a toilet in the women's bathroom]].
* Martha getting distracted [[{{Irony}} while trying to define the word "distracted"]].



* Martha bumping into things due to her ConeOfShame and mistaking her own breath for that of a [[BearsAreBadNews bear]].



* Truman being afraid to use glue, because [[StickySituation in kindergarten, he glued himself to his own desk]].



* Martha denying she's being antisocial... [[IResembleThatRemark only to growl at Kitten for drinking from her bowl]].






* Pops being scared that Martha said he had a "[[ScaryScienceWords parasitic infection]]", until she clarifies she meant fleas.



* Martha thinking that the phrase "dog bites man is not news; man bites dog is" is a terrible expression.



* Alice's leotard, which reads "Careful-I make wide turns".

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* Alice's leotard, which reads reads, "Careful-I make wide turns".turns".






* Helen and Martha run into a crazy man who plays the ukulele with his toes and at one point randomly bashes himself on the head with his uke.
-->'''Man''': "Yodel-ay-ee! Yodel-ay-ee-hoo! Yodel-ay-ee! Yodel-ay-ee-hoo! Oh, you treat me like you get to know a llama. Rama llama bing bong kangaroo. Llama coyote Africa banana. You play a fancy instrument canoe. The tempo, it goes fast. The tempo, it goes slow. And you can play an instrument with tempo you don't know!"
-->'''Martha''': "I don't think that that guy has the answers to anything that I might need to know. Helen, I think we'd better go."
-->'''Man''': "You treat me like you get to know a ''llama'', and if you find a needle, we make sole." ''(gets carried away by a fish)''
* The opera-singing busker in a Viking's hat, who tells Martha that she's enunciating wrong.



* T.D. apparently used to [[ExtremeOmnivore eat dog food]] until second grade.
* Truman interpreting the babies' NonSequiturs ("Applesauce!" and "Creamed spinach!") as a [[AgeStereotypicalFood compliment]] and an [[KidsHateVegetables insult]] respectively.



* Martha denying her FearOfThunder and [[BlatantLies trying to pretend she was just hiding under the bed because she liked a shoebox which was there]].






* TD used his belt to hold something up, but it collapsed and his pants fell.

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* TD used his belt to hold something up, but it collapsed and [[ComedicUnderwearExposure his pants fell.fell]].



* Martha saying, "Can I use the statues in the yard to---?". She was cut off, but [[UrineTrouble it was implied she was going to say, "pee"]].



* These two moments

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* T.D. knows that money doesn't grow on trees, and then he says that steak doesn't either... [[RightForTheWrongReasons because it comes from the store]].









* Martha being chased through some video games.


















* Throughout the episode, Martha talks about her "right to stink".


















* When T.D. pretends to be SantaClaus and asks for their address, but then Otis says "Hey, we're not on the nice list, we're on the naughty list!"

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* When T.D. pretends to be SantaClaus and asks for their address, but then Otis says "Hey, we're not on the nice list, [[StillBelievesInSanta we're on the naughty list!"list]]!"















* Helen chiding the dogs for bickering... only to bicker ''herself'' with Martha over whether the dogs' argument was "silly".
* T.D.'s LameComeback to Alice, when she thinks Skits was exploiting his size and says, "Might does not make right".
-->'''T.D.''': "Well, age does not make... I can't think of a word to rhyme with 'age', but you're wrong!"






* Mariella's excuse for not watching ''[[ShowWithinAShow Mushy Duck]]'' is that she needs to "[[INeedToGoIronMyDog move something from someplace to someplace else]]".






* Ronald scaring Martha with a story of a boy who went trough a phase of pretending to be a rabbit, and then turned into one.



* Truman fearfully spelling his spelling bee word... which is "anxious".
* T.D. suggesting that Bob is itchy... just because [[InherentlyFunnyWords "itchy" is a funny word]].






* T.D. [[MockingMusic being reminded of the rock he wanted to keep because of the music]] that kept repeating "rock a rock".



* At the end, it turns out that Jeffy can dance and the bird can sculpt.






* After Martha and Mrs. Demson ban fireworks via a petition, the kids try to make a new petition to unban them. They consider banning "anything that bans fun", but then realise that that would ban Martha, since she banned fireworks. Then, they realise they banned ''themselves'', since they also consider ''Martha'' fun.
* Mariella saying, "It's Mariella", but Mrs. Demson thinks she's talking about her and corrects her that her first name is Yuna.



* Weaselgraft and Pablum are afraid of Tiger Baby... because they're scared of baby animals.



* T.D.'s various code words:
** A sandwich is a "frog slime four", because when he was four, he ate one after mistaking mud for frog slime.
** "Firetruck" means "stuck" because he got stuck in an ear-shaped museum exhibit trying to get a toy firetruck.
** Helen's codename is Nap Time because once in daycare, neither of them wanted to take a nap.
** [[TheKlutz Alice's]] codename is Spill.
** Some phrase that's unknown, but apparently an expression of affection, is "Gooba dooba pickle [[CollectorOfTheStrange gum collection]]".






* The grumpy cowboy calls himself ''Cookie''.
* Martha imagines a "cattle drive" as a bunch of cows on a bus singing, "99 Bottles of Milk on the Wall".



* Martha saying that if Obama's dog's toy is his, there's nothing she can do... [[BaitAndSwitch except steal it]].
* Martha thinking the president's cabinet are lilliputians who fit in a real cabinet.






* After learning about Balto, Martha thinks all Alaskans have [[RhymeThemeNaming "--alto" names]].






* Teddy's flashback establishing him as TheDitz -- he barks at all water including rain, he can't play catch, and he once tried to use a doggie door holding a stick.
* T.D. wondering if the squirrels poisoned him with a grape after failing to attack him from a "Trojan Bone".












* The mayor in Martha's dream is ''[[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep named]]'' Mayor.



* Carlotta Bumblecrumb being [[AccidentalMisnaming misnamed]] as Crumble[[JokeOfTheButt bum]], Stumblemum, and Bubblegum.



* Truman complaining that babies have "horrible sentence structure".
* Martha deciding to [[{{Manchild}} act like a puppy]], thinking that humans find puppies cuter than adult dogs.












* The NoodleImplements needed for the eponymous dance -- fleas, a kiddie pool of soapy water, some cats, a box of blocks, a rope ladder, a bowl of spicy ketchup, and a lot of ice.









* Mr. Higglesby says that dogs are greedy... and then adds that if he was a millionaire, he'd buy a skyscraper, toy store, and a warehouse to fill with candy.



* Carolina has a gift certificate that she says she's "squirrelled away" for nearly a year. Martha spends most of the rest of the story desperately trying to find out where the squirrel is. Also, later on, she's asked what she would "splurge on," if she could. She gets very upset, saying that she doesn't splurge on anything: she's housebroken. She becomes disappointed to learn there's no real squirrel.

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* Carolina has a gift certificate that she says she's "squirrelled away" for nearly a year. Martha spends most of the rest of the story desperately trying to find out where the squirrel is. Also, later on, she's asked what she would "splurge on," if she could. She gets very upset, saying that [[GrossoutFakeout she doesn't splurge on anything: she's housebroken. housebroken]]. She becomes disappointed to learn there's no real squirrel.squirrel.
* Alice wishing for a high-tech bubble to protect herself from Ronald's antics. T.D. says that's impossible... and then wishes for a vacuum tube to travel through. Martha then wishes for a lot of meat, which contrasts greatly with the humans' outlandish wishes.



* Truman imagines [[CreatingLifeIsUnforeseen accidentally making an oatmeal monster]] and taking notes.






* Weaselgraft trying to [[NobodyHereButUsStatues pretend to be a statue]], only to [[IllTimedSneeze sneeze]].



* Reginald claiming he and Ronald are working on a biology project, [[StereoFibbing Ronald claiming it's biology]], and then [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs both claiming it's "biology-history"]].



* Martha's version of history:
** She claims that dogs bury bones to keep them away from fighting cavepeople, and that dogs discovered cooking when a dog tried to smother [[DiscoveryOfFire the first fire]] with a steak.
** She then claims that Socrates's curiosity came from him having a dog named Bernicetome who annoyed him by asking him questions.
--->'''Bernicetome''': "Why do you ''think'' I ask so many annoying questions?"
** She claims Shakespeare was given the plot of ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'' by a dog, who initially planned to name the prince Ham, but that led to Shakespeare being too hungry to pay attention.



* The RunningGag of strawberry milkshakes: Ronald imagines [[MiningForCookies drilling for them instead of oil]], the girls imagine them [[FrothyMugsOfWater being sold at a saloon]], and T.D. imagines the "showdown" between him and an alien as a milkshake-drinking contest.



* The boys thinking T.D. has magical powers when the traffic lights change after he says, "Peanut butter!".
* This AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption from Terrence:
-->'''Terrence''': "Forgive me if I'm a bit dubious when you say there's... ''(sees Jeffy)'' AN ELEPHANT!"









* Weaselgraft's story about a "tubolin" (a tuba/violin hybrid).



* Truman tells the Lees about how Martha chews on sticks, chases squirrels, digs, and rolls in the garbage, but Terrence is weirded out since he thinks Martha is a human.









* Ronald messing with Alice and her friends by pretending that Alice has "decidophobia" (she's [[TheDitherer bad at decisions]]), Helen has "[[SomethingItis worry-itis]]" (she worries too much) and Truman has "arrange-o-mania" (he's too organised). Upon noticing that Ronald didn't "diagnose" T.D., the other kids try to act like him.






* Helen and Martha following some muddy footprints, which they [[RedHerring think is a clue]]... but it's just T.D. trying to get a mop out of O.G.'s boot.



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* The running gag of T.D. hating stories that end on "forever", since he thinks a story with NoEnding is not a proper story.
* Truman sings a different version of the llama song first seen in "Martha Sings"... [[WordSaladLyrics but these new lyrics make no sense either]].
-->'''Truman''': "I think I really like being a llama. Rama llama bing bong kangaroo. My baby's gonna find a ripe banana. There's some hot and placed it in the loo."

!! T.D.'s Myth Take



* After T.D. hears the Icarus myth, he complains, "Isn't there any myth with a ''happy'' ending?!".
* The parody of the Echo myth, in the style of the intro, which ends on Hera (standing in for Helen), yelling, "My name is NOT JUNO!".



* Martha gets [[MistakenForDying "die" and "dye" confused]].
-->'''Mrs. Boxwood''': "Not d-i-e. D-''y''-e!"






* "STOP SPYING ON ME!!"

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* Ronald and Reginald shouting, "STOP SPYING ON ME!!"ME!!" and [[MediumAwareness blanking the screen]].






* Helen's story involves T.D. growing a giant plant, that at first does his chores for him, but then it gets angry with him for mistreating plants (e.g. by mowing the lawn).
* T.D.'s story involves a family of CatFolk with the last name Feline.



* Danny's story involves the tent floating into space for no reason.



* T.D. spending all day in school to try to make summer go by slower.
* When Martha and Mr. Stern see each other:
-->'''Both''': "What are you doing here?! Shouldn't you be on vacation?! Hey, we're talking at the same time! Stop! You stop first! Okay, now!"



* The whole episode is a story Martha tells, in which [[MysteryEpisode there's a mystery]] about a [[PricelessMingVase vase breaking]]. As it turns out, ''Jeffy'' broke the vase and was mistaken for a wall, a banana leaf (actually his ear), or a rope (actually his tail).



* Throughout the episode, Martha thinks Billy Collins is a dog. While she's wrong, it turns out a dog does help with his poetry.









* Otis Weaselgraft has a daydream in which Martha's his pet and they love each other, then he absentmindedly takes a bite out of a snowball whilst imagining eating a peach. Then, he says, "Why must the end of a daydream taste so bitter?!".

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* Otis Weaselgraft has a daydream in which Martha's his pet and they love each other, then he [[ActingOutADaydream absentmindedly takes a bite out of a snowball whilst imagining eating a peach.peach]]. Then, he says, "Why must the end of a daydream taste so bitter?!".






* The whole premise of the episode (which [[DaydreamSurprise turns out to all be in T.D.'s head]]) is that T.D. [[TimeTravelEpisode brought a dinosaur named Susan]] to battle a [[AnimateInanimateObject sentient bulldozer]] named Old Smokely to see [[HypotheticalFightDebate who would win]].












* The game show contestant thinks the blank in "It's always polite to remove your ___ from your head" is [[WearingItAllWrong "pants"]].
* The Announcer trying to drown the Book Bots with meatballs, and Martha [[EatingSolvesEverything eating herself and the others to freedom]].


















* Eric's {{Catchphrase}} is "[[OwMyBodyPart Ow, my sweet patella!]]".
* A guy named Pete mistaking Ham (a man in a white toga) [[DudeLooksLikeALady for a woman in a white dress]] and describing his boot-shaped car as a "big boot".
* All the identical-looking dogs being [[MistakenIdentity mistaken for one another]].



* This conversation:
-->'''Kit''': "I just can't stop thinking about it. I mean, what kind of person takes a poor dog and steals her when her owner's away?"
-->'''Circus Guy''': "I ask you: what kind of person takes a poor defenceless dog, and stuffs her in a giant shoe!?"
-->'''Kit''': "Just wait 'til I find out just who this—-"
-->'''Circus Guy''': "Stubborn-shouldered—-"
-->'''Kit''': "That no-good—-"
-->'''Circus Guy''': "Low-down—"
-->'''Kit''': "Sneaky—"
-->'''Circus Guy''': "Dog-napping—-"
-->'''Martha''': (pointing out a literal cow) "Cow!"






* Martha wondering if "restricted" meant "delicious".

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* Martha wondering if "restricted" [[IsItSomethingYouEat meant "delicious"."delicious"]].



* T.D. thinking Skits travelled through a wormhole, when really he stowed away in a duffle bag.
























* Martha trying to raise Jake like a puppy, only to have an OpinionChangingDream about him being expelled and having to move to the circus when he's older.



* ''Francois'' tutoring T.D.









* Truman [[EmbarrassingNickname hating being called Tru]].
-->'''Truman''': "MAN! Tru-MAN!"
-->'''Stanley''': "Ah, c'mon, man!"
-->'''Truman''': "There -- there's the next syllable. Now, if you'd stick them together..."
* Stanley wanting to be "Action Guy", but Alice wants to be "Action ''Girl''".
* Stanley designating Martha as the PluckyComicRelief because she's a talking dog. At the end, she says [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall she feels she should say something funny]].



* The "five-athlon": fill ten water balloons with squirt guns, throw them at a monkey poster, run ten times around the yard while doing the chicken dance, frog hop around the tree three times, and cross a balance beam.






* Alice is revealed to be terrible at telling stories because she always puts the events in the wrong order.



* Martha's idea of a game is just being fed biscuits.












* When Bernie suggests that Martha and Skits "go see Candy", Martha asks what the point is of just looking at candy, then when she hears that Candy is elderly, she thinks that "elderly" is a breed of dog.

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* When Bernie suggests that Martha and Skits "go see Candy", Martha asks what the point is of [[WhosOnFirst just looking at candy, candy]], then when she hears that Candy is elderly, she thinks that "elderly" is a breed of dog.






* Martha speaking in Shakespearean after swallowing a copy of ''Hamlet'', in sci-fi jargon after eating a sci-fi book, and to explain the premise of ''Hamlet'' after eating a student's guide to it.
* Armin referring to Weaselgraft as "Wuzzlegraft", "Whistlegrass", "Wizardcraft", "Winklegritz", and "Whipplegritz".



* [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Big Minnie]] is revealed to be rather shy and to [[SupremeChef like to cook]].
* Martha sees Weaselgraft and Pablum and thinks they're picking plants to mind-control people with. It turns out they're [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas a birthday present for Weaselgraft's mother]], but they ''wish'' mind-control plants exist.



* Truman's lame prank attempts:
** First, he claims he's seen one kind of bird, when really it's a different kind.
** Then, he claims a piece of music is by one composer, when really it's another.
** Then, he claims a pie he cooked has a spoonful of nutmeg, when it actually has two.
* At the end, T.D. pranks Ronald and Reginald into [[{{Balloonacy}} making them fly on a gazebo with balloons]].



!! Tomato You Say

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* Martha complains that Jaws [[YouAreFat called her chubby]] and said her ears were uneven and [[StinkSnub she stank]]... which [[JerkassHasAPoint was true]], but it was still rude.
* Alice is about to fall, but Skits breaks her fall... then, he leaves so she falls anyway.
* Jaws apologising to Teddy by saying he wouldn't really take a shower in his slobber, but if he was going to take a shower in anyone's slobber, it'd be Teddy's.

!! Tomato You SaySay?
* T.D. revealing that his relatives argued over the pronunciation of "tomato" and "potato" once over Thanksgiving.


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* O.G. thinking that Martha hasn't been cured of her only speaking in questions, as she asked if there was more soup... however, she just genuinely wanted to know.


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* When the kids LARP their video game, using the summer clothes as the veggies they collect and the attic as the space station, Mariella says that the joke is on her because they're essentially putting the clothes away.


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* The premise is that Martha and her friends are trying to hide a pillow Lily thinks she tore in her sleep (when actually Terrence tore it), but keep [[FromBadToWorse making things worse]]:
** First, Martha tries burying the pillow in the couch, but feathers get everywhere and she sheds on the couch.
** Then, Skits turns on the fan, blowing feathers everywhere.
** Martha tries to sweep up the mess, but knocks over a chair, painting, and glass.
** She then brings Francois over to kick the feathers off the couch so she and Skits can hide them under the rug, but he accidentally kicks the other pillows off, knocking over a lamp and a potted plant, breaking a vase, and knocking the curtains down.
** Skits tries to mop the floor, but [[ToiletHumour he used the toilet to wet the mop]]. Then, Martha slips on the water and ends up crashing into and knocking over a trashcan.
** Martha decides to have the zoo monkeys clean the house, reasoning that they have thumbs, but [[SillySimian they just throw things around]]. Terrence thinks Martha is joking, when she says, "Your house is full of monkeys?".
* Who eventually ends up straightening everything out? ''Jeffy!''
* At the end, Terrence, who never saw Jeffy fixing the pillow, wonders if ''Lily'' did it.
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* Helen playing Creator/AlexanderGrahamBell and pretending to telephone Alice with "S.O.S., tied up in my beard. Please bring scissors!"

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* Helen playing Creator/AlexanderGrahamBell Alexander Graham Bell and pretending to telephone Alice with "S.O.S., tied up in my beard. Please bring scissors!"
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--> '''Martha''': "There are only two rules in this house! Rule number one: I'm the Alpha Dog! And that means I'm the boss so what I say goes. Rule number two: I need my alphabet soup to speak! So ''never touch my soup!''
--> '''Martha''': "The people in that house are exceptionally nice! They give pats and treats! This...is where Nelson lives. He is one super bad cat. Yeah, but Nelson is ''exceptionally'' bad. He specialises in being sneaky. He's...run!"
--> '''Martha''': "This guy we bark at. Why? No reason, we just do."
--> '''Martha''': ''(on circling before sleeping)'' "Some dogs just do two circles but I think the full three is better. Just to get the lumps out."

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--> '''Martha''': "There '''Martha:''' There are only two rules in this house! Rule number one: I'm the Alpha Dog! And that means I'm the boss so what I say goes. Rule number two: I need my alphabet soup to speak! So ''never touch my soup!''
--> '''Martha''': "The '''Martha:''' The people in that house are exceptionally nice! They give pats and treats! This...is where Nelson lives. He is one super bad cat. Yeah, but Nelson is ''exceptionally'' bad. He specialises specializes in being sneaky. He's...run!"
run!
--> '''Martha''': "This '''Martha:''' This guy we bark at. Why? No reason, we just do."
do.
--> '''Martha''': '''Martha:''' ''(on circling before sleeping)'' "Some Some dogs just do two circles but I think the full three is better. Just to get the lumps out."

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* Because Martha has only heard of firefighters from a book written in rhyme, she thinks they [[RhymesOnADime speak in rhyme]].



* The reason they got lost is because Truman was looking for an item he was too embarrassed to specify. It turns out to be his "lucky rock".



* The EpisodeTagline:
-->'''Truman''': "It's not the ice cream; it's the ''principle'' of the whole thing!"
* Alice accusing Truman of being "prejudiced" against ice cream.



* Martha thinks reporting the weather means you can change it.



* When Martha is asked if she robbed stores, she says that she didn't... she robbed ''a'' store.



* Every GhostStory the kids write:
** T.D.'s is called ''The Invisible Man's Best Friend'', in which a scientist invents an invisibility potion, but a dog drinks it and turns invisible. She uses this to her advantage and steals food, then when the scientist makes an antidote, it turns the dog [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]].
** Helen's is a parody of ''Literature/TheTellTaleHeart'', called ''The Tell-Tale Artichoke Heart'', which involves a [[AnthropomorphicFood walking, talking artichoke heart]] that speaks like a comedian and beats like a human heart.
** Alice's is called ''The Phantom Scarecrow'', about a ghostly scarecrow that stole a volleyball and used it for a head.



* The whole premise is that Skits and Milo met each other, but when they told their families, the families [[NotSoImaginaryFriend thought they'd made the new friends up]].



* The kids speculate on what breed Lily is. Carolina thinks she's a Maltese, but Helen thinks her paws are too large. They think Lily may be a Doberman or Rottweiler due to her colouring, a poodle due to her woolly ears (and the fact that she turns out to be hypoallergenic) or a bulldog due to her aforementioned large paws. Then, when the possibility of her being a mutt is suggested, someone suggests she's a [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Bullweilerdoberdoodle]].



* Helen, Alice and T.D. thinking that there must be something wrong with Martha as they heard she'd been "ambulating", when really it just means walking.

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* Helen, Alice and T.D. thinking that there must be something wrong with Martha as they heard she'd been "ambulating", "[[ScaryScienceWords ambulating]]", when really it just means walking.



* T.D. suggests making an ad claiming he used to be weak, but [[CerealInducedSuperpowers got strong and even became a superhero after eating at Big Burgertorium]]. His friends reject this, as it'd be lying.



-->'''Truman:''' Alright, kitchen patrol is over!\\

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-->'''Truman:''' --->'''Truman:''' Alright, kitchen patrol is over!\\



-->'''TD:''' I got this great new comic book.\\

to:

-->'''TD:''' --->'''TD:''' I got this great new comic book.\\



----> '''Martha''': "Sorry that I'm more ose, I'd be less ose if I knew what ose meant."

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----> ---> '''Martha''': "Sorry that I'm more ose, I'd be less ose if I knew what ose meant."



----> '''Danny''': "Why the long face?"
----> '''Martha''': "I'm a dog"

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----> ---> '''Danny''': "Why the long face?"
----> ---> '''Martha''': "I'm a dog"
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** "STOP SPYING ON ME!!"

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** * "STOP SPYING ON ME!!"
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** The fifth one is after the gopher takes T.D.'s MP3 player. T.D. imagines the gopher listening to it and dancing.

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** The fifth one is after the gopher takes T.D.'s MP3 [=MP3=] player. T.D. imagines the gopher listening to it and dancing.
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* Truman thinks he is unfit because he hardly moved as a baby and he's weaker than Hercules.
* The MadScientist in Martha's dream complaining that everybody is faster than him--even a retired librarian and some baby turtles.
** Also in Martha's dream, the yoga books get mixed up with instructional books on how to tie knots, so some people tie themselves in knots and tie knots in yoga poses.


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* When Bernie claims he doesn't have a lot of "vigor", Martha suggests he lost it somewhere.
* T.D. finds out about old telephones and typewriters and imagines people carrying them in their pockets. He wonders why their pants didn't fall down.
* When Bernie suggests that Martha and Skits "go see Candy", Martha asks what the point is of just looking at candy, then when she hears that Candy is elderly, she thinks that "elderly" is a breed of dog.
* When it's revealed that the ball fell out of the sky because of Bernie playing with his fishing rod, he says that the "moral" is to never fish in your yard.
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* T.D. gives Martha Daniel's shoe polisher for her to scratch her paw on and wears a sock on his hand out of sympathy (because Martha had to wear a sock on her paw to stop her from chewing the stitches).

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