Funny / Linked in Life and Love

• Blake's thoughts as she realizes that she and the rest of her team had group sex.
  Blake: WHAT THE HELL?!
• Chapter 3, Ruby quite bluntly sums up the research she, Weiss, and Yang have found about Blake's heat symptoms:
  Ruby: So... Blake wants to have our babies?
  Weiss: RUBY!
  Yang: (laughs heartily)
• In chapter 5 we cut to Weiss who is in the restroom while Ruby and Yang are helping Blake with her issue. She has earplugs but they don't work.
• In chapter 15 Yang asks Blake how becoming mates would affect her and Ruby. Once the rest of the team understand what Yang is implying they all freak out and sputter out denials.
• Roman Torchwick, a man in his mid-thirties, has the RWBY Chibi end theme as his ring tone.
• During chapter 17 we see the aftermath of Ruby's dust homework. She blew up her desk when she combined earth and lightning dust instead of ice and fire.
  • While going shopping at a Faunus drug store, Blake notices Yang examining a bottle of shampoo specifically for thick-haired dog Faunus and obviously thinking about it. When Blake calls for her, Yang fumbles the bottle and tries to act nonchalant while putting it back on the shelf.
• Chapter 27 starts with Yang messing around with Nepune as a punishment for flirting with Weiss in the previous chapter, ending with her abruptly stopping Bumblebee causing Neptune to go flying. Neptune's inner monolouge as he reacts to this is pretty funny as well.
• Right after Yang anounces her return to Junior's Bar, she and Neptune find a bunch of guns pointed at them. Neptune's response.
  Neptune: Sun, I take it back. Now, I hate you.
• Yang gives Penny a playful punch to the shoulder as thanks for saving her from falling off the freeway during the Paladin fight. When Yang hurts her hand doing this we get this exchange.
  Yang: "Youch! Geez, Pen, that hurt! What, are you made of pure metal?"
  Penny: Mostly.
  Yang: Wait, what?
• When Weiss is about to explode at Ruby due to Winter knowing about team RWBY's relationship, Sun, Neptune and Penny read the room and try to get as far from the group as posible to avoid getting caught in the fallout.
• In chapter 41, Weiss finally explains the... circumstances of her mating to Winter.
  Winter: Weiss, just to be clear: you had sex with three separate girls.
  Weiss: (blushing) Yes.
  Winter: (also blushing) At the same time.
  Weiss: ...yes.
  Winter: And just a week after that one... encounter, you've entered a semi-permanent relationship with them. Doesn't that seem a tad rushed to you?
• Chapter 60: It turns out the bird that Ruby flew into during Beacon's initiation was a shape-shifted Raven. Ruby is mortified while Yang just finds it hilarious.
  Raven: How do you think I felt? Twenty-two years honing my perception skills, just to get blindsided by a fifteen-year-old. Never tell Taiyang or Qrow about this.
• Chapter 76: Weiss realizes that Winter punched Ozpin when he told her his big secret. Weiss bursts out laughing.
• Chapter 77: Roman has to provide Ozpin with a list of all his crimes so he can be pardoned for them. It ends up being a very large stack of paper, and a lot of it is just tax evasion. And that's just the stuff he can remember.
• Chapter 81: Winter's reaction to learning that Ruby managed a summon after a week while it took Winter herself eight months.
• Chapter 82: A lot of what happens during Roman and Raven's phone call.
• Chapter 83: Ruby deciding to name her Nevermore summon "Speedymore".
• Chapter 84: Ruby saying that she managed to summon the Nevermore with The Power of Love.
• Chapter 85: Ciel, being from Atlas, is rather flabbergasted by the lack of any major dorm rules at Beacon besides not getting caught wandering the halls after ten or entering another dorm room without permission. After learning that Ruby hung her bed from the ceiling so that they could have bunk beds, she's almost catatonic as Illia leads her away, the Faunus wondering what deity she'd ticked off enough to deserve what's going on.
• Chapter 87: Sun and Neptune come to check on team RWBY, only to see Neo trying to pick the lock (she wanted to spar with them, and decided to enter her way when they didn't answer the door). It quickly devolves into an offscreen brawl (with several of the participants in pajamas) that ends when Pyrrha inadvertently reveals Penny's robotic nature when trying to disarm everyone, pinning her to the ceiling with her magnetic Semblance.
  • Of particular note is that when Pyrrha pinned everyone's weapons to the ceiling, Neo refused to let go of her parasol and got dragged up to the ceiling along with it.
• The chapter ends with team RWBY freaking out becouse they forgot about the upcoming dance and all need to get dresses for the event.
• Chapter 88 has a good number of funny moments:
  • Penny almost causes her system to crash because when she looked up a perfect dress on the internet her internal drive got too many conflicting answers.
  • Weiss vows to keep an extra eye on Neo due to the ex-cons bags being too full for her purchase.
  • Ruby, Nora, and Neo begin to scheme on how to get Jaune and Pyrrha together
• Chapter 91: After Ruby and Weiss finish telling Winter about their weird dreams, Winter is is obviously vexed but accepting. When they're surprised at this, Winter points out everything that they've done throughout the story, and notes that if Weiss somehow woke up the next day with Faunus ears and a tail, she wouldn't be surprised. Ruby is fairly amused while Weiss is stunned and a bit mortified.
• Chapter 94: Yang trying to come up with names for Weiss's new Knight summon and just suggesting puns, much to everyone else's annoyance.
• Chapter 95: Blake finds Yang trying to fix her hair after falling into the Vale harbour. One of the bottles of hair care is the dog Faunus shampoo she was examining back in Chapter 17.
  Yang: (embarrassed) It really works better than my old stuff! ...And it's cheaper.
• Chapter 99: We get Whitley sneaking around Beacon Academy trying to figure out what is happening with Weiss. The attempt is rather pathatic and the only reason Ozpin hasn't stoped him is that Whitley technically isnt breaking any rules.
  Roman: We just letting the brat do that?
  Ozpin: The alarms didn't trigger, so he has no weapons. And as the family of a student, he's welcome within our halls… even if he doesn't realize that.

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