Funny / Lazy Company

• In "L'aigle noir", Dr Shefield and Helmut have to distract a German guard to get to the radio and send an SOS. Dr Shefield sneaks up to the guard and starts pouring a sedative into his drink...
  Guard: What are you doing?
  Dr Shefield: Nothing.
  Guard: You are, you're putting something into my glass.
  Dr Shefield: ...No.
  Guard: Yes, you are. I can see you. And you're embarrassed because I just caught you red-handed. *chuckles* Now, I take you as a prisoner, and I'm going to be congratulated by Herr Kommandant #7! Ah-ha-ha—"
  [Helmut bangs him over the head with a ladle]

• In the opening of the same episode, Henry and Slice patrol the woods, and they happen on Adolf freakin' Hitler, alone, unarmed, picking mushrooms.
  Henry: Er... hands up?